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Can you fucking be clear about what the fucking fuck you're fucking talking about please? Why couldn't you have put "China's moon rover declared dead" instead? Many people will be aware that China had recently landed a moon rover and found that fact quite interesting, but not all of us knew it was called "Jade Rabbit" because not every single person necessarily obsesses over every detail of every single story that you do on whatever forum/news website you normally hang out on. And it wasn't exactly given extensive coverage in the UK media. In fact I'd say most people reading that would have thought you were going on about some sodding cartoon character. That's what I thought. This is a problem that happens in regard to a number of different topics/news events all over the internet. People drop obscure names and references all day and presume everyone else knows what they're talking about. Why do so many gormless cunts just assume that just because they are familiar with the details/names involved in something, that means every single person in the world also is? BTW, I had just typed out a rant that was a lot more personally vindictive but decided to delete it because I thought it was good that you posted the news. So you got lucky that you only got called a cunt couple of times. But I'm still angry. Why is this world so full of thick, gormless cunts? Sorry.I assumed everyone knew the Chinese lunar rover was called Jade Rabbit .My profound apologies To defend the indefensible...............i.e. A Guest, The defendant did post a link to clarify who/what Jade Rabbit is/was. May I suggest that if you are too fucking lazy to click on the link and learn more, then you should not be posting at the time of the month that makes you.......how shall I word this?.............. a "Gormless Cunt"

the one with Laurence Fishburne, right? Nope, Samuel L........... not saying owt as it would detract from it, but pleasantly surprised that it ain't no Hollywood ending. Never got round to watching the original but I'm downloading it as I type. Normally I detest remakes (The Bad Luitenant etc etc) but this is the best film I have seen in the last few years in that sorta 'action' genre. Whoosh!

the one with Laurence Fishburne, right?

as first mentioned by me 2 posts above yours Well done, you win.

I used to take the bus to work mainly to save time. Sadly the bus I took was full of tinks, benefit scroungers, and 'auld hoors'. I recall one morning a rather rough looking woman was boasting to her pal that the previous evening she had watched a 17 year old lad wank off over a webcam. Correct me if I am wrong, but that is illegal? Secondly, her husband/partner was sitting on the seat next to her backing up her story... You've finally met my mother then?

That's scarily ambiguous .....

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side....

Dian Fossey dealt with Gorillas, Jane Goodall chimps. Don't make this mistake in front of the Librarian.

Yes.

Absolutely agree with every word of this. I have the misfortune to have to travel by bus every day to work, a one hour journey each way and come across many of the above. If you are lucky enough to live in a city with many transport options you can get off and wait a short time for another bus or grab another form of public transport, perhaps even a taxi if you feel like being fleeced for your hard earned cash. I only have the option of taking the 1 bus an hour that deigns to make it's (often late) way through my country town and I get the pleasure of paying £35 for 10 journeys every week, this is not a travel card that entitles me to hop on and off the the limited public transport available in the Scottish Borders it is strictly 10 journeys between my town and the town I work in, if for any reason I hop off early, say to visit a relative in the hospital the bus stops at I then have to use another one of those 10 journeys to continue on to work or pay a further fare. Anyway I digress. Tonights journey was unbearable, there is gentleman, and I use that word loosely, that occasionally takes the bus I get that is a loudmouth alcoholic/drug addict with serious grievances about Scotland being 'run by the English' his words, not mine. He likes to mouth off to anyone who catches his eye, most of us know to avoid him but tonight some poor woman at the front made the mistake of smiling at him. A diatribe of disgusting infactual comments about the history of the union between England and Scotland ensued, he certainly didn't learn history at the same school I did. The bus driver was too scared of him to put him off as we requested so we had to listen to the bile spilling out of his mouth at top volume while he clutched a massive box of beer. We are all well aware of the upcoming referendum on Scottish Independence, hard to avoid with the constant media hype that is being pushed down our throats, we do not need to hear the racist views of an arsehole on our long journey home after work. I could perhaps understand (although not really) if he was Scottish and had suffered as many of us did, under Thatcher's brutal government cuts to Scottish industry but no, he is a cockney from London. I would swap him any day of the week for some twirlies.

I know a guy who works at the Express. My favourite Desmond story is that he once got so angry with someone who worked in sales that he banned him from wearing a belt in the office as punishment, so he had to keep hitching his trousers up every time he walked more than 15 yards. Nice guy. Very emotionally stable.

For the end of year researchers: Sid Ceasar is dead. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-26162316

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