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Not half as much as we will mourn the sad loss of your postings. Bye Dean

A hit is only a hit if the person in question is on the current list-Please go to the main page and look at the red number out of 50 to avoid confusion in future-twat!!!

Guest (Dean) Last warning. News of her death was reported 2 hours before you and 4 posts above yours. Shame I seem to have lost the ability to post smilies, you'd be getting the red card one.

My deepest sympathies to our Dutch friends. Tragic situation to all involved so I'll just say I hope this brings together those people who aim to cause division and show that that angst only brings pain to those who matter the most.

Guest (Dean) Last warning. News of her death was reported 2 hours before you and 4 posts above yours. Shame I seem to have lost the ability to post smilies, you'd be getting the red card one. Can we not just turn off guest posting altogether, I don't think I've ever seen a constructive comment from a guest?

I see that I am now being told "I need to get a life". I am struggling to cope with the one I already have. How about something that may say the same thing only more codfied and less negative. How about; List Lord?

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage." Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?" Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely." Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny." Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine." Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this. "Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?" Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far." Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.

It's hard to comprehend just what the families and friends of those lost would be going through. My deepest condolences.

My deepest condolence to you and all your fellow countryfolk.

I couldn't stop myself laughing when I read that as much as I wanted to. Anyway, anyone else mightily pissed off at the coverage of this on the BBC. First they jump immediately in with fancy graphics and almost laughable election-nightesque online monitoring screens that just seemed totally out of kilter with this kind of tragedy and utterly disrespectful to the victims and secondly they seemingly bypass the whole grief stage of a plane crash into bombarding us with social and political ramifications stuff. They also don't seem to be willing to treat this as a terrorist incident, it's almost as if they'd prepared to run a story about a military plane being shot and on realising a serious aviation disaster involving hundreds of civilians had happened, ran with the military jet story anyway. It just feels cringe-worthy to watch this coverage at the moment.

One of the passengers tweeted this prior to lift off ''In case it goes missing, it looks like this''

All those people campaigning for the right to die like chris woodhead should just book a flight with Malaysia airlines problem solved.

Except that ain't how we do it, numbnuts. That's like me saying "oh, if I include the number of times I had sex in 2007 or something, I'm doing pretty okay for this year!" Edit: Just realised I probably shouldn't have said "2007", that would leave me wide open to Maryport who is obviously in a Maddie mood today.

One of the most famous voices in Britain, Brian Cobby, has died aged 83.He was the voice of the speaking clock for 21 years. I never realised he was also this voice. Edit. No, he didn't die 'at the third stroke', just in case you were wondering.