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I hope so, I've a quadrillion Zimbabwean dollars riding on it What, all of $AUD 1.50, you big spender?

Susan Maben's death certificate was written on a roll of toilet paper...http://www.northdevonjournal.co.uk/Morbidly-obese-Devon-woman-dies-bed-collapses/story-26717199-detail/story.html

To be fair it hasn't been that exciting. When I joined the forum I was married, then during my divorce year I went a bit mental, embarked on a couple of rather inappropriate (but sometimes jolly good fun!) dalliances, and then met the current sucker lucky bastard and have settled into domestic mediocrity. By the way, I only looked at the text because it was late at night, and usually when someone texts you late at night it's because someone has died. Oh, wait.....

You could probably branch this out into weed heroes in general, seeing as Howard Marks is on his way out. Tommy Chong's beaten cancer before, hasn't he? It'd be a huge shame to lose him, he's a bit of a hero, never gave up on his beliefs, spent time inside for selling bongs online. Hope he can fight this one too.

Oleg Vedernikov, Russian cellist who became principal cellist of the Beijing Symphony Orchestra, and then got expelled from China after a drunken incident, is dead at 48: http://slippedisc.com/2015/06/principal-cellist-expelled-by-china-has-died-aged-48/ Thankfully, the obit provides the video of that incident, in which he apparently insulted a chinese woman on a train. He had announced he was undergoing a difficult operation. And indeed, he did not survive.

How can you make children care about John Hurt? It's simple, just say "A 'Harry Potter' actor gets diagnosed with cancer": http://www.j-14.com/posts/john-hurt-cancer-harry-potter-actor-ollivander-61016

Fnarr fnarr ......

I've noticed these seem to be on the increase. I'd like to see posts of this nature zapped. Distasteful and childish.

Ah, a case of bimbo brain. It comes to all of us with long hours and shite food. Basically, we're celebrating a group of people who exist for little more purpose than to be photographed, make statements so mundane their grasp of anyting important is questionable and generally live chaotic lives of a crash and burn nature. We claim we're studying their fuck-up form for dead pooling purposes but much of what goes on here involves deriving a certain vicarious pleasure from the fact well paid, beautiful and famous young women spend so much time in misery and various states of emotional distress, or summat.

I hope so, I've a quadrillion Zimbabwean dollars riding on it What, all of $AUD 1.50, you big spender? Yes! Reminds me of what I said about the last hurricane to roll through Haiti: left 10,000 homeless, estimated damage $1,500.00.

Korean model and television show host Jung In Ah goes "Ahhhhhhhhhh" indeed after her parachute fails to open: http://www.sbs.com.au/popasia/blog/2015/06/17/model-actress-jung-ah-dies-tragic-skydiving-accident?cid=trending

I hope so, I've a quadrillion Zimbabwean dollars riding on it

You're pulling my leg!

Happy Birthday Sir Paul.

Nelson Doubleday Jr., American publisher and once owner of the New York Mets, 81, pneumonia. http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/18/business/nelson-doubleday-publisher-and-mets-buyer-dies-at-81.html?_r=0

Nice thread revival, I approve. I remember Diana's death as my youngest child was only three months old, my dickhead ex-husband had got up in the night to feed her and then came back into the bedroom and said she had died, I didn't believe him. Then he put the telly on to prove it. I also distinctly remember Michael Jackson's death, as I was shagging, and my friend text me, I read her text during the 'act' and that put Boyf right off.

Not that I want to be stirring owt but... Chorizo told me it was all about skill.

lets not forget Edward health

Pancreatic. The reaction to which is basically "Oh fuck!".

Anyway, Ella Fitzgerald's anniversary is always worth noting.

Mr new Morbidkid You'll note in general it's increments of 5. At least that's the way it was. Otherwise you'd post the same obits every year. when someone other than you gives a fuck I'll stop besides these are pretty significant deaths like when I a family member dies do I stop mourning there death if its not a increment of 5

Mr new Morbidkid You'll note in general it's increments of 5. At least that's the way it was. Otherwise you'd post the same obits every year. It's never been in increments of 5.

He's obviously got no particular place to go and perform a gig.

Corrected.

Do you think if we keep up this pointless babble that poor Patrick will make it to a second forum page. I mean he has been here since 2005 and not made it yet.