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You mean to tell us that, not even once, the sight of rippling muscles dripping with baby oil mixed with all that sweat and sex pheromones didn't give you even a bit of an 'orn?????? I think that may have been what he was hinting at with "muchly enjoyable"

Who? ALAN YOUNG, WILLIAM SCHALLERT, BOB BARKER, NORMAN LLOYD, MIKE CONNORS AND SHELLEY BERMAN.

Did she also tell you that there's no entry for gullible in the dictionary?

Bollocks. The only time I've seen a fried egg on a pizza was in Spain. Never once seen it in England.

FTFY

Slightly harsh, if I may say so. Rag week?

Who?

Ooh, I thought it was Prince for a minute.

Fucking hell, have you had a brain transplant in the last 24 hours? If he has, it's now malfunctioning.

No doubt she'll be introduced as a bit down-to-earth and ordinary but by the season's end, she'll end up a souped-up Mary Sue as per...

You mean to tell us that, not even once, the sight of rippling muscles dripping with baby oil mixed with all that sweat and sex pheromones didn't give you even a bit of an 'orn??????

Might I ask why the hell youre posting this info here? SC Read up the thread, you'll notice we were discussing faux death reports in light of the Jerry Maren hoax.

Discussing pizza with my sister who once married a Limey, and she has informed me that Brits put FRIED EGGS as a pizza topping. What the fucking hell is WRONG with you muthafuckas?!??? No....seriously.... SirC Edit: 1. I'm guessing that egg was raw before it was popped into the oven. Salmonella anyone? 2. One of my favorite bar quiz questions: what (circa 1995 or so) was the #1 topping of pizzas in Japan? You guessed it: CORN So you Brits can stand next to your Jap brothers and sisters in a pizza joint someday wearing "I'm With Stupid" T-shirts and arrows pointing at each other.

"Ok, what Doctor Who needs is a nice new fresh approach. We have carte blanche on a new assistant/companion. Could be a bloke? Nah. Could be an alien? Nah. Could be artificial intelligence? Nah. Could be something we've never seen before? Nah. Could be another girl from London (after all, there's nowhere else in the UK)? Yeah. Make her ethnic though just to help our credentials, we don't want another Rose or Clara. Another Martha, only a bit less? That'll do, sign her up."

Well I,m hoping we say goodbye to that talentless tax dodging bastard Ken Dodd.and that twat Bruce Forsyth. Without don't these two ancient arseholes are long overdue with there appointment to see the grim reaper.dodd a talentless crap bag who exploited the Diddy men who were in fact children.never paid them.then had the brass hands to say that he hadn't,t paid his income tax because he thought there was going to be a war. Personally I would have hung the cunt there and then. Then there's Forsyth what the fuck were they doing making him a sir?.he has never been funny he sure as fuck can't dance and he insists on wearing that stupid fuckin wig.the sooner these two are in the ground or burnt the better.

What about Ralph Bakshi?

wrong size, or you just don't like the style? He's probably the same as me; wouldn't be seen dead in anything other than a pair of Blahnik's.

Well let's hope the character isn't as "influential" as the last one. They'll have his mother next... I am in the club that wants Susan back one day...

Apparently a well known site (that I've never heard of) changed their logo for a while the other day.

Did you know Tim Henman owns one of those extortionate loan companies now? I made the mistake of getting an unrepayable loan from him and he's now sent me a semi-final warning letter.

I blame these damn predictive text programmers, hopeless when it comes to neurological diseases or vegetable dishes but for some reason beyond my ken, letter perfect on arterial blockages. I think they must have a copy of a medical dictionary with half the pages missing kicking about at spellcheck central but no cookery books at all.

No one apparently cared. Strange, he's indeed a big name.It's not that no one cares about his death, rather no one even cares about Nobel prize winners during their life. Name five, quick! See.SC Living Paul Berg, Desmond Tutu, Dario Fo (not deserved at all), Henry Kissinger, James Watson, Alice Munro, Bloembergen, Peter Higgs exc, exc. Dead: Crick, Sanger, Transtromer, Kertesz, Shapley, Nash, Kohn, Coase, Levi Montalcini, Pirandello, Einstein, Deledda, Selma Lagerlof, exc. Want me to continue?No. I'd like you to stick to this century. Are you suggesting those 'living' names are household names anywhere, cuz if so I'm suggesting you're a pinhead. Take away the 'Peace' prize (you forgot Obama) and no one knows any science related names at all. We don't care about them. Thank you for proving my point. SC

Hell GC, she's been in the last few years ideas threads , and in a lot of the teams every year. I knew about the lung cancer, but not about the bladder, retina and throat cancer.I knew about Aherne's lung, bladder, retina and throat cancer, but not that she was a associated with comedy.SC

The prog updated for Prince pretty much, in written form. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36108133 And we get an honourable mention

Vernon Kay was said to have been killed in a boating accident a few years back. The celebrations were very short-lived.