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So. Anyone lost anything large today? Car? Airplane? Carrier strike group?

Here next of kin is legally codified. Spouse, children, and so on down the line. Even if my mother was not coherent and some boyfriend decided to say he was next of kin, he wouldn't survive as such when I showed up unless he produced a marriage license. It's kind of nice that way. Besides, I'd probably take him out back and shank him. I'm sorry to hear your ex is so ill - I know it's awful on your daughter. I hope it ends one way or another quickly for her sake.

Just a random suggestion: How about in June, during the final round, we also have a match-for-3rd-place going on between the two losers from May (like in the World Cup)?

Not dead yet but when he goes, the irony is layers thick. Survivalist could face death penalty.

I had a listen, and either I was really unlucky with the third of songs I listened to, or... they are a bit crap. It's an ominous sign when the German entry doesn't sound like the worst one.

First Emma Morano, now this.

I am one.

Oh well at least we've got rid of George Osborne from parliament so something goods come of this election

We'll get some sort of temperature during the local elections on May 4th. Where Labour have done ok in the past, they have gone into coalition in the main with the Tories. Which says enough about the Unionist parties. Should Labour lose Glasgow (and it all points that way), they are done. Ruthy Davidson is getting stick up here for supporting the so-called "rape clause" brought in by the Westminster Government, where a woman has to prove that a third child was born from rape in order to get child benefits for them. You are right about Sturgeon though..she doesn't want this indyref2 now, faced with a hard Brexit she's got no choice per her manifesto. If there's a different option (i.e. May loses or there's a hung Parliament) things may change. Don't forget, whatever happens the Tories will still try for a special deal for London and the rest of the country can go fuck itself.

Ruth Davidson vs Kim Jong Un

Wretched situation to be in - my heart goes out to you & especially your daughter.

Even if he loses his seat he will still be a good dead pool candidate.41 years in the commons and on home affairs select committee.

I'd watch... oh, no, sorry, you said in their right mind. As you were then!

She does... Or more recently she looks like a blow up doll that's gone to seed. And she's really not good at debating, no wonder she won't appear in a tv debate.

She does have that Deer caught in the Headlights look about her.

World's oldest wombat Patrick dies aged 31 Sad news My sister met him at his last birthday party. He was very cute and sweet apparently.

No 'I'm Spartico' cracks....disappointed...

The game will continue until parliament is officially dissolved. New by-election bingo in July with more picks per person.

General election in June! May's killed the sodding by-election bingo. A redo in July then?

I used to live with oh the same road as one of the competitors.

I've searched for it and didn't know there was one, the title was very subtle.

Celebrity chefs are all a bunch of rancid c*nts that need puting into an industrial meat grinder so that they become edible for pigs. Well maybe Id leave The Galloping Gourmet out of it because he was pretty good. That apart, Keith Floyd died and those other wankers are still with us. Life really isnt fair, is it.

Aaawww no.... You're pretty definite with this? I would love you to "hold the keys" of it all, but to share the responsibilities more. I mean, the most stress it at the beginning of the year, isn't it? Maybe recruit one or two other people to do that work with you? Edit: At least for now, I think it's too early to already call the Theme Team League. Francis of Arse-Easy will get more hits, I think. I'll need 1-2 more hits to win. On the other hand, I'll retire Shameless for the (hopefully) next DDP, because, yes, I do think I will win, and I think Shameless will always win the Theme Team League whenver it enters. It has already made it's gigantic, rotten impact on deadpooling and deserves to die itself.

Whole new meaning to Gerry and the Pacemakers.

It's still hilarious, nobody is addressing the points I want to hear about. Boris says tomorrow can be "Independence Day". What, the disaster movie? Meantime, every tax dodging self serving politician/businessperson/personality who benefits from a Hungarian nanny or cheap builders from Poland are all for staying. I can't, like some, make up my mind on personalities. People say they are scared of a Boris Johnson PM (the Tories will never vote him leader). As opposed to what? David Cameron, the guy who wants to spend money on a spaceport, rather than maintain disabled persons motability cars? A Tory is a Tory is a Tory. Why does nobody talk about spending the contributions migrants make to the economy on schools, hospitals etc? Because nobody wants to do that, even Labour would rather have private companies leeching off the state by being brought in to the NHS/school building programmes etc. Skye Bridge springs to mind also. A consistent failure by both parties at Westminster to invest in infrastructure/education/training and all the great things we once had, whilst saying well the EU pays some of our money back to do that sort of thing just won't cut it. The EU a positive incentive not to tackle poverty and inequality, to keep areas deprived and out of work to get as much of our money back as possible to pay for the things our politicians fail and continue to fail to do. We should be part of federal EU superstate...think of the USA where individual states have their own lawmaking powers and an overarching federal government, only in Europe we could do it so much better and in a less corrupt manner. But neither the EU or our own politicians are offering that...ever. Why should we have opt outs? Why should anyone else? It's an inconsistent argument to say stay in a system that is supposed to avoid a race to the bottom while some countries decide to pick and choose what "federal" laws apply only to them. Lies upon lies upon lies on both sides. I've decided. I'm voting Leave.