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Thanks, I’ve been looking for a punchy line for my CV.

I don't get photos with captions like this.Yes he looks old but he is standing unaided and looks better than he did in December The guy is 99 of course he will look ancient!

Could I ask, if you know and allow someone who is a banned poster using an alias to post, what is the fucking point of banning them in the first place? I couldn’t give a rat’s cock who posts, but banning them just seems a pointless waste of your time if it’s not enforced, no?

Your request was finally heard, so Philip can go now Incidentally, I never thought that he would reach 99. Late happy birthday greetings!

Nor me. There's no way anyone will ever get me to apologise for things that were done by other people generations before I was born. I'm pretty sure my generation was the first to grow up largely free from racial prejudice - we saw it around us, but we knew it was wrong. We were taught that to call people 'black' was rude, and we were very careful not to offend. In the years since then we've had the goalposts changed more times than I can count, we're branded as racists at every turn. I believe in equality, the best person for the job should get the job, not to fill quotas because they're BAME, women, LGBT etc. I don't see why people shouldn't dress up for fancy dress parties, it's about pretending to be someone else. I think it's utterly ridiculous and unacceptable to suppress history and ban any reference to anything that's not "woke". Fuck that shit. They've actually succeeded in turning me into a bit of a racist through sheer resentment. Great job.

A fire fighter is polishing a fire engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The little girl is wearing a fire fighter’s helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. “That sure is a nice fire truck,” the fire fighter says with admiration. “Thanks,” the girl says. The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied one wagon leash to the dog’s collar and one to the cat’s testicles. “Little Partner,” the fire fighter says, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go a lot faster.” The little girl pauses for a moment to think, looks at the wagon, at the dog and the cat, then shyly looks up into the fireman’s eyes and says…….. “You’re probably right………but then I wouldn’t have a fucking siren, would I?!

Statues being pulled down and streets up for renaming in this country all in the name of some black dude that was killed in America, these people were honoured for building this country into what it is today only to have their history rewritten because some snowflakes don't like the thought of them. If blacks in America are so uptight about their history that they call themselves African American and don't like statues of the people that brought them to America then perhaps they should all just fuck off back to Africa.

We all largely pottered along together quite happily for years, but something changed. It seems to me that all this ill-feeling has been stirred up in recent years by a minority with extremist views, and rot is setting in. People are being indoctrinated that all sorts of harmless things are "racist", when they are not. Like the woman currently preaching on our community FB page. She's lived here five minutes and she's patronisingly telling us that we're all racist without realising it, and she wants to help us be better people. Just makes me want to punch her in the face next time I see her.

Re bit I've bolded - I've actually arrived at the point where I don't even know what I am allowed to think or say any more. I'd be surprised if the pyramids weren't built with a teeny weeny bit of slave labour. The Coliseum still stands despite it being a venue for slaves fighting each other to death. Where does it all end? Ben Elton's latest book pokes fun at this kind of retrospective judging of people and in it Samuel Pepys gets put on the Sexual Offenders Register, guilty by his own diary entries.

So much for permanent, then.

It's set in 1861.What do these woke retards expect ? An ensemble of non binary black blind lesbians in wheelchairs singing about the abolition of the police?

Looks like they took him out of the freezer for that photo.

They were bullied into it. If they didn't give in then they run the risk of being a victim of the far left, the crime being anywhere between being attacked by the far left to being called 'racist'.

I'm not saying they are cancelled. They are restricted. The BBC and Netfix were bullied into taking down a TV show, which many people enjoy. So what do we call a group of authoritarian people who make rules for everyone else without second thought? Telling them what to watch and what to think? Hmm there's a word for this somewhere... Oh yeah, I remember, they're called facists.

I call it having the media controlled by a handful of idiots. The amount of people that complained are small, very small, opposed to the majority of people in this country who don't believe in censoring stuff they don't like. You seriously cannot compare non PC humour to fucking chimney sweeping and child labour.

What is the average lifespan of a lizard? Just asking for a friend called David..

Maybe look into the #WalkAway movement. You must have some idea that you know what its all about if you weren't willing to bet on something that's such a sure thing for you to win in your opinion.

I reckon Trump will get a larger portion of the black vote due to the #WalkAway movement that's been happening in the last few years. I reckon the 8-9% will double IMO, obviously still no where near winning the black vote of course

I see you baby, faking that mass...

Larry Gowell, former Yankees pitcher who became more famous for one batting exploit, has died aged 72. He was the last AL pitcher to record a hit before the introduction of designated hitters.