RoverAndOut 4,746 Posted August 10, 2020 2 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: Hmmm Cowell is yet to send losing contestants to starve and freeze in gulags Don't be giving him ideas, that would be a new way to try and seed interest in his non-tension eliminations. "The act leaving the X Factor and going straight to the gulag is........................................................................Rak Su!" (I googled the band name...) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted August 10, 2020 I am praying hard for him...(not saying what for though!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,087 Posted August 11, 2020 His career started by getting Robson and Jerome to number one in the 90s. And it has been downhill from there.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charlotte's Controller 195 Posted August 11, 2020 This is what happens when you try to ride a big boys bike with no stabilisers. Apparently a 1.6 KW electric bike, the most you can have in the UK is 250W. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slackhurst Broadcasting 374 Posted August 11, 2020 On 09/08/2020 at 18:34, DeathClock said: Hitler might have a couple things to say about that. “Simon Cowell? Was für ein krummer Bastard!” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted August 16, 2020 He ruined Saturday night TV and the Christmas number one . Add to that he bails out pedos and i couldn't care less if he recovers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted August 16, 2020 2 hours ago, the_engineer said: He ruined Saturday night TV and the Christmas number one . Add to that he bails out pedos and i couldn't care less if he recovers. He didn't really ruin it, what ruined it was the advent of cable TV, Satellite TV and now the Internet. Families don't really sit around the TV anymore and those halcyon days of Eric and Ernie, Brucie and all the others that were on prime time TV are long gone. In saying that, we had The Black and White Minstrel show, Seaside Special and No Honestly. There was shit on then too. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,476 Posted August 16, 2020 Saturday night TV got ruined by Bob Monkhouse dying. What was he thinking? Mind you, I don't get the BBC putting their new series as boxsets on Iplayer.... before they're finished showing on the TV. "The ratings are down". No fucking wonder. I feel like the big ratings for the Gavin and Stacey comeback and the buzz around the fucking Masked Singer shows there's still an appetite for that sort of thing. Not that hard to put together Game Show/Non-challenging TV drama (the Dr Who slot if you will, but that sort of family friendly popcorn)/Family Entertainment like a Strictly or Richard Osman thing/comedy/comedy/Casualty/adult drama/Film together. Also, while I'm meandering, Richard Osman. Gets creative or production royalties anytime 8 out of 10 Cats, Total Wipeout, Deal or No Deal or House of Games are shown on TV anywhere, plus that AND performance royalties off all Pointless repeats. That man must be fucking loaded. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted August 16, 2020 16 minutes ago, msc said: Saturday night TV got ruined by Bob Monkhouse dying. What was he thinking? Basil Brush/ Doctor Who/ Bruce Forsyth Generation Game/ The Two Ronnies/ Starsky and Hutch/ Parkinson/ Match of the Day. The classic Saturday night tv line up.It has never and will never be beat ! ! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dying Probably 579 Posted August 17, 2020 Many places, including the Daily Fail, have reported that he has ditched a vegan diet and also sitting by "healing crystals." Ditching the vegan diet is cool with me if he wants to, but he's gone loopy with bloody "healing crystals". I mean, he was an idiot before. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted September 18, 2020 Simon Cowell back to work after 6 weeks 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted September 24, 2020 Jesus he looks awful, are we sure he didnt fall on his face and not his back? https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/tv/simon-cowell-pulls-out-of-bgt-christmas-special-filming/ar-BB19n8br?ocid=msedgntp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slackhurst Broadcasting 374 Posted September 24, 2020 He looks as if the lower half of his face has been blown up with an air pump. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted September 24, 2020 56 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said: Jesus he looks awful, are we sure he didnt fall on his face and not his back? https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/tv/simon-cowell-pulls-out-of-bgt-christmas-special-filming/ar-BB19n8br?ocid=msedgntp Meh! Its an improvement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,536 Posted September 24, 2020 He looks like something from a Looney Tunes cartoon after a character runs face-first into a frying pan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,400 Posted September 24, 2020 Another recent, in which he looks like a bit like he has a mission for you in Grand Theft Auto. 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted September 24, 2020 4 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said: Another recent, in which he looks like a bit like he has a mission for you in Grand Theft Auto. Fuck, it's a horrible thing to say but that is the image of a man who turns up at a railway station with a bottle of cheap vodka and Pall Mall ciggies only to be confronted by online vigilante paedo hunters. Just wrong! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steve 603 Posted September 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Fuck, it's a horrible thing to say but that is the image of a man who turns up at a railway station with a bottle of cheap vodka and Pall Mall ciggies only to be confronted by online vigilante paedo hunters. Just wrong! Well LFN we all now know what you get up to in your spare time 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted September 24, 2020 7 minutes ago, Steve said: Well LFN we all now know what you get up to in your spare time '...WE all know...' I'm sure the rest of the forum members will be delighted to be associated with a massive twat like you. You have no fucking idea what I get up to in my spare time you insufferable bell end. Fuck off. PS: I know who you are 'Steve' but I am playing the game, I take pity on cunts like you. Ok? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steve 603 Posted September 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: '...WE all know...' I'm sure the rest of the forum members will be delighted to be associated with a massive twat like you. You have no fucking idea what I get up to in my spare time you insufferable bell end. Fuck off. PS: I know who you are 'Steve' but I am playing the game, I take pity on cunts like you. Ok? You have no idea who I am at all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted September 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Steve said: You have no idea who I am at all Don't bet on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steve 603 Posted September 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Don't bet on it. But you don’t, you don’t know anything about me or where I live. You know sweet FA about life full stop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted September 24, 2020 Just now, Steve said: But you don’t, you don’t know anything about me or where I live. You know sweet FA about life full stop. If you say so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steve 603 Posted September 24, 2020 Just now, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: If you say so. I’m off to bed now, don’t miss me too much LFN 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
