Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted September 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Steve said: I’m off to bed now, don’t miss me too much LFN I won't. Nor will anybody else. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,677 Posted September 24, 2020 6 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said: Another recent, in which he looks like a bit like he has a mission for you in Grand Theft Auto. If I hadn't been told who that was, there's no way I'd have guessed. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted September 24, 2020 6 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said: Another recent, in which he looks like a bit like he has a mission for you in Grand Theft Auto. Aw man, we're going the Jackie Stallone route of having work done - expect him to live to 99 and be barking mad well before the end 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted September 24, 2020 Are we sure that he 'broke his back' as stated? Sounds like a good cover story for him to go and have a bit of plastic surgery... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted September 24, 2020 6 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Are we sure that he 'broke his back' as stated? Sounds like a good cover story for him to go and have a bit of plastic surgery... Fair point LFN - and he knows his music history well enough to think of it in terms of the Bob Dylan motorcycle accident story (wherein Dylan probably had a minor accident but milked the story to vanish for ages). Either way, trout pout Simon from here onwards, then 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mollyafox 460 Posted October 10, 2020 Expected to be bedridden for another 6 months. https://www.the-sun.com/news/1609553/simon-cowell-out-six-months-surgery-complications/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,459 Posted January 14, 2021 Has recently turned into Colonel Gaddafi: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,636 Posted January 14, 2021 His face looks like Mount Rushmore after a landslide Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted January 14, 2021 5 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said: Has recently turned into Colonel Gaddafi: Was exercising in private and a photographer just happened to be passing to get the perfect shot, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThereWillBeDeaths7 754 Posted January 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: Was exercising in private and a photographer just happened to be passing to get the perfect shot, right? Thomas Markle levels of attention whoring... Just wait for pictures of him reading books and searching on the web for better surgeons for a nosejob or summat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted January 14, 2021 6 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said: Has recently turned into Colonel Gaddafi: That's a face that looks like it was sculpted out of luncheon meat! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,367 Posted June 4, 2021 https://www.entertainmentdaily.co.uk/news/simon-cowell-seen-with-oxygen-tank-during-night-out-with-lauren-silverman/ :Seen in the back of a limo with an Oxygen machine next to him (and a packet of cigarettes). 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,755 Posted June 5, 2021 14 hours ago, Sean said: https://www.entertainmentdaily.co.uk/news/simon-cowell-seen-with-oxygen-tank-during-night-out-with-lauren-silverman/ :Seen in the back of a limo with an Oxygen machine next to him (and a packet of cigarettes). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathrace 1,176 Posted June 5, 2021 11 hours ago, RoverAndOut said: He was interviewed by ITV at today's Derby and he appeared ok. I don't think there's much to see here at the moment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,459 Posted September 15, 2021 Heavens. He’s going to have a Joan Rivers-style death, isn’t he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,130 Posted September 15, 2021 9 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: Heavens. He’s going to have a Joan Rivers-style death, isn’t he? Hopefully Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,366 Posted October 31, 2021 https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/16592611/simon-cowell-quits-television-family/ Simon Cowell to drastically cut back his appearances on television to focus on spending more time with his family. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted October 31, 2021 4 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/16592611/simon-cowell-quits-television-family/ Simon Cowell to drastically cut back his appearances on television to focus on spending more time with his family. Loads of detail about how it'll impact the lives of others - not a single word to suggest his other half and son are thrilled at the prospect of more time around him! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,631 Posted October 31, 2021 23 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: Loads of detail about how it'll impact the lives of others - not a single word to suggest his other half and son are thrilled at the prospect of more time around him! He probably be spending more time with Sinitta. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,366 Posted October 31, 2021 1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said: Loads of detail about how it'll impact the lives of others - not a single word to suggest his other half and son are thrilled at the prospect of more time around him! You old cynic I'm sure their delighted! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,631 Posted November 4, 2021 He looked like he was struggling to walk a bit at the Pride of Britain awards. And he has lost a ton of weight and is looking a tad gaunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,846 Posted November 4, 2021 15 minutes ago, The Old Crem said: He looked like he was struggling to walk a bit at the Pride of Britain awards. And he has lost a ton of weight and is looking a tad gaunt. You literally think everyone's ill! Spoiler They're not. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,631 Posted November 4, 2021 17 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said: You literally think everyone's ill! Hide contents They're not. Even my parents were shocked at his appearance today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,459 Posted November 4, 2021 2 hours ago, The Old Crem said: Even my parents were shocked at his appearance today. They were just smiling and nodding at you, before muttering under their breaths something about “adoption” and “too late”. 1 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slackhurst Broadcasting 377 Posted November 5, 2021 I've seen a rumour that he has lung cancer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
