Joey Russ 7,263 Posted October 24, 2022 Looks like he’s set to succeed Liz Truss, might as well make this now 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaDeathGuy 202 Posted October 24, 2022 Why? He's 42 with no obvious health problems. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,770 Posted October 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: Looks like he’s set to succeed Liz Truss, might as well make this now Very strange seeing Liz Truss and succeed in the same sentence. 2 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,628 Posted October 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, DaDeathGuy said: Why? He's 42 with no obvious health problems. It’s now a death-list tradition that all British PM’s have a thread. Same rule should apply to the USA president and the Pope. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cropsy 42 Posted October 24, 2022 Yet another millionaire/billionaire ruling the masses. Why humanity has never questioned this baffles me. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted October 24, 2022 9 minutes ago, The Old Crem said: It’s now a death-list tradition that all British PM’s have a thread. Same rule should apply to the USA president and the Pope. So, just to be on the safe side whilst this volatile shower of political shite are in office, should we start threads for every member of the current cabinet on the basis they'll all have six weeks in the top job at some point? 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,223 Posted October 24, 2022 4 minutes ago, Cropsy said: Yet another millionaire/billionaire ruling the masses. Why humanity has never questioned this baffles me. What, so you have to be poor to be a Prime Minister? Absolutely boils my piss how people hate wealth to the point of envy. I couldn't give a flying fuck how much money he has, all I am interested in is whether he can do the fucking job or not. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,223 Posted October 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: So, just to be on the safe side whilst this volatile shower of political shite are in office, should we start threads for every member of the current cabinet on the basis they'll all have six weeks in the top job at some point? No. Ffs, don't start them off, Mary, you will have them creating threads for No 10's bog cleaners, although, I hear, Truss has applied for such a job. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cropsy 42 Posted October 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: What, so you have to be poor to be a Prime Minister? Absolutely boils my piss how people hate wealth to the point of envy. I couldn't give a flying fuck how much money he has, all I am interested in is whether he can do the fucking job or not. I could care less about money. but how the hell can someone whose never been skint or struggled a day in their life dictate how the rest of the country should be living. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted October 24, 2022 Just now, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: No. Ffs, don't start them off, Mary, you will have them creating threads for No 10's bog cleaners, although, I hear, Truss has applied for such a job. An admirable response LFN, all the more so that your concentration holds even as your piss boils! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,223 Posted October 24, 2022 2 minutes ago, Cropsy said: I could care less about money. but how the hell can someone whose never been skint or struggled a day in their life dictate how the rest of the country should be living. Also, let's not pretend these politicians aren't corrupt to the bone. Most of them should be in the jail. Utter bollocks. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,223 Posted October 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: An admirable response LFN, all the more so that your concentration holds even as your piss boils! I need to calm down or summat! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cropsy 42 Posted October 24, 2022 1 minute ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Utter bollocks. lol ok. continue to vote for either the Tories, or the Labour party, either way life ain't gonna get any better, but they will get richer. None of them give a toss about you or any of us. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted October 24, 2022 Just now, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: I need to calm down or summat! Aye, an experienced Prime Minister with a sense of fiscal responsibility will likely help. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,628 Posted October 24, 2022 Anyone got anything better than “Rishi Rich” for a subtitle? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,770 Posted October 24, 2022 2 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said: Anyone got anything better than “Rishi Rich” for a subtitle? Not yet but give him a couple of weeks 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,232 Posted October 24, 2022 He'll sell off our cities and vast tracts of countryside to foreign billionaires to run as their own personal states. They're calling it "freeports". These are also known as charter cities. He'll sell off the NHS as well. There's got to be a way of stopping all this. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Perhaps 1,429 Posted October 24, 2022 Wonderful, another ghastly political thread where the health of the person is the least discussed topic. Another thread to ignore while Deathlist members keep the thread insufferably active by throwing shit at each other 'til page 329193. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,232 Posted October 24, 2022 Any of these cunts is a target for assassination, so don't knock it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,190 Posted October 24, 2022 When did folk generally stop referring to the PM by their surname or "the Prime Minister"? (Not talking about among their own) They aren't your mate or neighbour. Comes across to me as Cameron 2.0, without a meaningless slogan or any idea of the future he wants for us. Also, recent former Chancellors haven't made the best PMs, have they? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,223 Posted October 24, 2022 23 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: Aye, an experienced Prime Minister with a sense of fiscal responsibility will likely help. Absolutely! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,223 Posted October 24, 2022 6 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: When did folk generally stop referring to the PM by their surname or "the Prime Minister"? (Not talking about among their own) They aren't your mate or neighbour. Comes across to me as Cameron 2.0, without a meaningless slogan or any idea of the future he wants for us. Also, recent former Chancellors haven't made the best PMs, have they? Good to see that somebody has a grasp of the important aspects of our political turmoil... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,190 Posted October 24, 2022 Old joke becomes new joke. What's a Hindu? Our next Prime Minister. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,365 Posted October 24, 2022 30 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said: Anyone got anything better than “Rishi Rich” for a subtitle? Dishy Rishi as he is known in spitting image. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyfiona 2,654 Posted October 24, 2022 #RishiOut is already trending so this bodes well for him. People just want a general election. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites