Falling Fauna

[YoungWillz 21,028]

29 minutes ago, TQR said:

No, seriously, look at the big motherfucker:

That's a quacker!

[Lafaucheuse 4,045]

Paris Hilton’s chihuahua dead at 23. Quite old I think for a dog, especially a chihuahua

[Comped 525]

39 minutes ago, Lafaucheuse said:

Paris Hilton’s chihuahua dead at 23. Quite old I think for a dog, especially a chihuahua

Cute dog as well.

[arghton 6,697]

On 22/05/2023 at 17:36, Lafaucheuse said:

Paris Hilton’s chihuahua dead at 23. Quite old I think for a dog, especially a chihuahua

Am I the only one who doubts that age? That's an extreme age for a dog and would have made that chihuahua one of the oldest dogs alive. TobyKeith the chihuahua was crowned "World's Oldest Dog" at 21 last April before four other dogs (that owners claim are even older - Pebbles who died last year at 22, Spike who's 23, Bobi who's 31 and another one that's 22) surfaced. 

[Ulitzer95 12,577]

2 minutes ago, arghton said:

Am I the only one who doubts that age? That's an extreme age for a dog and would have made that chihuahua one of the oldest dogs alive. TobyKeith the chihuahua was crowned "World's Oldest Dog" at 21 last April before four other dogs (that owners claim are even older - Pebbles who died last year at 22, Spike who's 23, Bobi who's 31 and another one that's 22) surfaced. 

No. South Park had an interesting theory about this...
 

 

[TQR 14,385]

South Park has never offered anything interesting or even vaguely entertaining. Neither has Paris Hilton, actually.

[Comped 525]

8 minutes ago, TQR said:

South Park has never offered anything interesting or even vaguely entertaining. Neither has Paris Hilton, actually.

The film, to this day, is still one of the best movie musicals ever made, and is a perfect example for writers of both stage and film musicals in regards to structure, pacing, and characterization.

[TQR 14,385]

1 hour ago, Comped said:

The film, to this day, is still one of the best movie musicals ever made, and is a perfect example for writers of both stage and film musicals in regards to structure, pacing, and characterization.

I can only assume you must mean Paris Hilton’s sex tape or something.

[DevonDeathTrip 2,358]

Aragon, Britain's oldest Red Kite, 29. 

[TQR 14,385]

A busy road in Americaland was shut down for hours Friday morning around 7:30 a.m. after a semi-truck rolled over in the eastbound lanes of Interstate 694 at Interstate 35E.

The crash sent dozens of pigs wandering around the roadway, according to the news outlet. About 50 were inside the trailer when it rolled over. 10 of the 50 died as a result of the crash.

TQR

[Toast 16,130]

1 hour ago, TQR said:

A busy road in Americaland was shut down for hours Friday morning around 7:30 a.m. after a semi-truck rolled over in the eastbound lanes of Interstate 694 at Interstate 35E.

The crash sent dozens of pigs wandering around the roadway, according to the news outlet. About 50 were inside the trailer when it rolled over. 10 of the 50 died as a result of the crash.

TQR

 

I wonder what a semi-truck is.

[DaDeathGuy 202]

1 hour ago, TQR said:

A busy road in Americaland was shut down for hours Friday morning around 7:30 a.m. after a semi-truck rolled over in the eastbound lanes of Interstate 694 at Interstate 35E.

The crash sent dozens of pigs wandering around the roadway, according to the news outlet. About 50 were inside the trailer when it rolled over. 10 of the 50 died as a result of the crash.

TQR

What city is Americaland? I haven't ever heard of it.

[TQR 14,385]

25 minutes ago, Toast said:

I wonder what a semi-truck is.

My best guess.

[time 8,594]

Afer, Europe's oldest aardvark, has been euthanised aged 32. He'd been resident at Colchester zoo since moving from the Netherlands 6 years ago, and fathered 5 offspring )one named Ottis, naturally).

[DevonDeathTrip 2,358]

Colin, Britain's best known cuckoo, has not returned from his annual migration and is presumed to be deceased.

[Sir Creep 7,070]

On 30/06/2023 at 10:49, DevonDeathTrip said:

Colin, Britain's best known cuckoo, has not returned from his annual migration and is presumed to be deceased.

I know a handful of more personally famous British cuckoos right here on DL.

[time 8,594]

Sex mad manatee dies after extreme sexual encounter with his male (sic) brother.

[alt obits guy 3,371]

Grace, a 125-year-old snapping turtle whose whereabouts had been unknown for nearly two years, has been found dead.  She was one of the oldest turtles in the province of Ontario.

 

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/grace-snapping-turtle-ontario-haliburton-wetlands-found-dead-2023-1.6926669

[TQR 14,385]

Lolita, an orca whale who had lived in captivity at the Miami Seaquarium since 1970, died Friday afternoon, according to the facility.

The 57-year-old whale was set to be released back into the ocean, the Miami Seaquarium announced in March. Advocates identified a natural sea pen off Washington state, including waters where members of Lolita’s family still swim. Her 95-year-old mother is believed to still be alive.

Lolita was one of the two oldest orcas in captivity and the only orca caught in US waters still in captivity.  She was captured off the Pacific Northwest in 1970. The whale stopped performing for the public in 2022 and lived in an 80 feet by 35 feet tank.

TQR

[arghton 6,697]

Zeus, a great dane from Texas known for being the world's tallest dog, dead at 3 from aspiration pneumonia following amputation. Zeus had been diagnosed with bone cancer last month.

[Spade_Cooley 9,515]

Dave, one of the Malone family's dogs on Gogglebox, has died, and gets a "breaking" from the Mirror. A good link to wind people up with next time their world leader/Nobel laureate/Dr Who supporting actor doesn't get a QO.

[Ulitzer95 12,577]

14 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said:

Dave, one of the Malone family's dogs on Gogglebox, has died, and gets a "breaking" from the Mirror. A good link to wind people up with next time their world leader/Nobel laureate/Dr Who supporting actor doesn't get a QO.

Will never understand the massive hype about a TV show where ppl are filmed watching TV shows. 

[alt obits guy 3,371]

Langfuhr, Canadian Hall of Fame Thoroughbred racehorse who defined the phrase 'out to stud' as a sire of 75 stakes winners, 5 champions and progeny earnings of over $119 million, has died at age 31.

 

https://www.thoroughbreddailynews.com/canadian-champion-langfuhr-passes-away-at-lanes-end/

[drol 11,923]

On 25/05/2023 at 20:34, arghton said:

Am I the only one who doubts that age? That's an extreme age for a dog and would have made that chihuahua one of the oldest dogs alive. TobyKeith the chihuahua was crowned "World's Oldest Dog" at 21 last April before four other dogs (that owners claim are even older - Pebbles who died last year at 22, Spike who's 23, Bobi who's 31 and another one that's 22) surfaced. 

Bobi dead at 31.

[gcreptile 10,964]

I really doubt Bobi's age. Too much of an outlier. It's like a human becoming 200 years old. And he never looked THAT old.