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9 minutes ago, Handrejka said:

Fun team.  I will be annoyed if Purple Aki dies this year as I left him off my Scouse/Merseysider team.

He's never been on DDP. I can see why, as he's a complicated figure, but he's getting up there in years. I had an aunt who was similarly... complicated... who was found behind the door of her flat at around that age.

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1 minute ago, Clorox Bleachman said:

He's never been on DDP. I can see why, as he's a complicated figure, but he's getting up there in years. I had an aunt who was similarly... complicated... who was found behind the door of her flat at a similar age.

 

Hi was on my scouse team a few years ago under Akinwale Arobieke. I can't see him making 65 to be honest.

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My team is

1. Shannen Doherty (joker)

2. Tim Bilton

3. Kat Bjelland

4. Theo Burrell

5. Rob Burrow

6. Simon Cowell (SOS Wildlife)

7. Christoph Daum

8. Derek Draper

9. Rhod Gilbert

10. Janey Godley

11. Stuart Gray

12. Dai Henwood

13. Jonnie Irwin

14. Erik Jensen

15. Kate Keltie

16. Steve 'Mongo' McMichael

17. Linda Nolan

18. Esther Rantzen

19. James Whale

20. Bruce Willis

With: Frank Field, Nigel Starmer-Smith and Gavin Robertson as subs. 

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On 06/01/2024 at 16:16, Clorox Bleachman said:

I'm proud to present my theme (and only) team, Lil Tay Is Not Dead but Alive With Soul. It's named after David Gest's aged-like-milk tour. 

 

For the benefit of those of us who have no idea what "David Gest's aged-like-milk tour" means, can you elaborate?

 

Thanks

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4 minutes ago, drunkasaskunk said:

 

For the benefit of those of us who have no idea what "David Gest's aged-like-milk tour" means, can you elaborate?

 

Thanks

 

David Gest planned a tour called 'David Gest Is Not Dead...But Alive With Soul'. He died before it started.

 

Phil Collins did a tour the same year called 'Not Dead Yet'. He's a brave, brave man.

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On 08/01/2024 at 00:03, TQR said:

 

David Gest planned a tour called 'David Gest Is Not Dead...But Alive With Soul'. He died before it started.

 

ah.

 

I get it now.

 

The modern day Vitas Gerulaitis meets Mollie Sugden team

 

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1 minute ago, drunkasaskunk said:

 

ah.

 

I get it now.

 

The modern day Vitas Gerulaitis meets Millie Sugden team

 

 

Gest named it after this unfortunate incident in the series of Celebrity Big Brother he was part of.

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I think there’s a chance that my team might be leading right now in the DDP with Draper joker and Beckenbauer and I wasn’t even trying lmao

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That's two hits for my team already this year - last year's entry only managed to acheive three.

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Beckenbauer the third faller on the preliminary Drop 40. 32 plumped for Der Kaiser.

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And there was me thinking that the DDP was getting off to an ambling start!

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Don’t know what was going through my head when I demoted Franz to my B team. Ffs. 

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This doesn’t need to turn into a dumping ground for random celebs. 

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He actually was picked as recently as 2013. So I believe the second 2024 LotM alum.

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Rashid Khan is surely a hit for someone

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Just now, Eesti said:

Rashid Khan is surely a hit for someone

 

No one picked him.

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Dirty secret: India is not really covered by Yahoo. So picking an Indian here is very risky. Oommen Chandy and Jayanta Mahapatra were two QO misses last year.

Edit: Actually, Chandy was unpicked. He didn't get the QOs for the Death By Numbers, though.

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I considered Rashid Khan... has he got obit already?

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5 hours ago, Eesti said:

I considered Rashid Khan... has he got obit already?

 

 

Was just trawling obits for the man - he's hit the woefully low standards of Deathrace q/o and helped one team cash in a joker, seen nowt of DDP worthiness yet. 

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