DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted April 8, 2011 Olive Smelt, who was attacked by Peter Sutcliffe with a hammer in 1975, has died at the age of 82. He was convicted of her attempted murder and received a life sentence, to go with the other nineteen life sentences he totted up for his various offences. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted April 9, 2011 I say cut his Gizzard The fat hammer attacking bearded W**ker Can you be convicted of attacking hammers? DWB Dunno, but if someone could kick the fu ck out of this twat I'd be much obliged. Lardy, I do believe you are showing your age. I'm sure some of our younger viewers aren't familiar with this chap. Just google "talentless millionaire" to find out more. DWB Don't think he's qualified as a millionaire for some considerable (Hammer?)time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted April 9, 2011 I say cut his Gizzard The fat hammer attacking bearded W**ker Can you be convicted of attacking hammers? DWB Dunno, but if someone could kick the fu ck out of this twat I'd be much obliged. Lardy, I do believe you are showing your age. I'm sure some of our younger viewers aren't familiar with this chap. Just google "talentless millionaire" to find out more. DWB Don't think he's qualified as a millionaire for some considerable (Hammer?)time Maybe he did two years ago, when that comment was posted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted April 9, 2011 I say cut his Gizzard The fat hammer attacking bearded W**ker Can you be convicted of attacking hammers? DWB Dunno, but if someone could kick the fu ck out of this twat I'd be much obliged. Lardy, I do believe you are showing your age. I'm sure some of our younger viewers aren't familiar with this chap. Just google "talentless millionaire" to find out more. DWB Don't think he's qualified as a millionaire for some considerable (Hammer?)time Maybe he did two years ago, when that comment was posted. Believe he wound up filing for bankruptcy sometime in the mid-90s, and was last known to be an ordained minister, preaching a weekly sermon, known as - you guessed it - Hammertime! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted April 10, 2011 I say cut his Gizzard The fat hammer attacking bearded W**ker Can you be convicted of attacking hammers? DWB Dunno, but if someone could kick the fu ck out of this twat I'd be much obliged. Lardy, I do believe you are showing your age. I'm sure some of our younger viewers aren't familiar with this chap. Just google "talentless millionaire" to find out more. DWB Don't think he's qualified as a millionaire for some considerable (Hammer?)time Maybe he did two years ago, when that comment was posted. Believe he wound up filing for bankruptcy sometime in the mid-90s, and was last known to be an ordained minister, preaching a weekly sermon, known as - you guessed it - Hammertime! ...and why are you trolling up old posts up just to make retarded comments? MC Hammer filed for bankruptcy in 1996 and was sued by several people for several million, all of which was settled. His albums still sell and he still rakes in every time his songs are used for some commercial purpose. I doubt he's hurting. Now can we further discuss our favorite should-be-executed serial killer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted April 10, 2011 I say cut his Gizzard The fat hammer attacking bearded W**ker Can you be convicted of attacking hammers? DWB Dunno, but if someone could kick the fu ck out of this twat I'd be much obliged. Lardy, I do believe you are showing your age. I'm sure some of our younger viewers aren't familiar with this chap. Just google "talentless millionaire" to find out more. DWB Don't think he's qualified as a millionaire for some considerable (Hammer?)time Maybe he did two years ago, when that comment was posted. Believe he wound up filing for bankruptcy sometime in the mid-90s, and was last known to be an ordained minister, preaching a weekly sermon, known as - you guessed it - Hammertime! ...and why are you trolling up old posts up just to make retarded comments? MC Hammer filed for bankruptcy in 1996 and was sued by several people for several million, all of which was settled. His albums still sell and he still rakes in every time his songs are used for some commercial purpose. I doubt he's hurting. Now can we further discuss our favorite should-be-executed serial killer? Well excuse me! He's banged up for life and lost the plot, not much else doin at present. Could live for another 20-30 years, barring suicide or an inmate attack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted October 21, 2014 I kid you not....... apparently Sutcliffe was offended by Jeremy Clarkson's joke a few years back about lorry drivers murdering prostitutes........ https://uk.news.yaho...-114158385.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted October 21, 2014 I kid you not....... apparently Sutcliffe was offended by Jeremy Clarkson's joke a few years back about lorry drivers murdering prostitutes........ https://uk.news.yaho...-114158385.html BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bit of a delayed reaction, isn’t it? That episode and controversy was from 2009. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted October 21, 2014 I kid you not....... apparently Sutcliffe was offended by Jeremy Clarkson's joke a few years back about lorry drivers murdering prostitutes........ https://uk.news.yaho...-114158385.html BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bit of a delayed reaction, isn’t it? That episode and controversy was from 2009. IDK, don't ask me, I was too busy laughing to read the whole article but I think it's just a "release" of old letters he has sent to his female admirers who wrote to him in jail........ Also I found this from last month, about him being given a personal trainer because he weighs 19st Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted October 21, 2014 I kid you not....... apparently Sutcliffe was offended by Jeremy Clarkson's joke a few years back about lorry drivers murdering prostitutes........ https://uk.news.yaho...-114158385.html BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bit of a delayed reaction, isn’t it? That episode and controversy was from 2009. IDK, don't ask me, I was too busy laughing to read the whole article but I think it's just a "release" of old letters he has sent to his female admirers who wrote to him in jail........ Also I found this from last month, about him being given a personal trainer because he weighs 19st The first funny part of that is The Sun referring to Sutcliffe as being a "slob". I would have thought they'll risk offending most of their.. I almost said readership there, what is the correct term for people that buy The Sun? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted October 21, 2014 I kid you not....... apparently Sutcliffe was offended by Jeremy Clarkson's joke a few years back about lorry drivers murdering prostitutes........ https://uk.news.yaho...-114158385.html BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bit of a delayed reaction, isn’t it? That episode and controversy was from 2009. IDK, don't ask me, I was too busy laughing to read the whole article but I think it's just a "release" of old letters he has sent to his female admirers who wrote to him in jail........ Also I found this from last month, about him being given a personal trainer because he weighs 19st The first funny part of that is The Sun referring to Sutcliffe as being a "slob". I would have thought they'll risk offending most of their.. I almost said readership there, what is the correct term for people that buy The Sun? Wankers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,144 Posted October 21, 2014 The first funny part of that is The Sun referring to Sutcliffe as being a "slob". I would have thought they'll risk offending most of their.. I almost said readership there, what is the correct term for people that buy The Sun? Wankers. Back in the 80s, when Jasper Carrott used to do a lot of jokes about Sun readers, I once worked on a promotion that entailed collecting vouchers from the Sun. It was massively oversubscribed, and we couldn't keep up with the amount of mail coming in. This resulted in lots of angry phone calls and letters, many of them from posh people who clearly had only bought the paper for the vouchers. We sent out a letter to all disappointed punters, addressing them as "Dear Sun Reader". How we smirked as we imagined their expressions as they read that. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted October 23, 2014 I kid you not....... apparently Sutcliffe was offended by Jeremy Clarkson's joke a few years back about lorry drivers murdering prostitutes........ https://uk.news.yaho...-114158385.html Maybe he felt that he wasn't getting the recognition he needed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted October 30, 2014 Apparently cameras have been allowed into Broadmoor for the first time, for a documentary which will air next week. But I've read about it and we won't bee seeing Sutcliffe or any of the public's, er.. "favourites". And it'll probably be shit cos it's ITV Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted October 30, 2014 Apparently cameras have been allowed into Broadmoor for the first time, for a documentary which will air next week. But I've read about it and we won't bee seeing Sutcliffe or any of the public's, er.. "favourites". And it'll probably be shit cos it's ITV Aye, but ITV have their uses, seriously. On the days when the news is really, depressingly, shit somehow it never seems quite as bad on ITV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted October 31, 2014 Apparently cameras have been allowed into Broadmoor for the first time, for a documentary which will air next week. But I've read about it and we won't bee seeing Sutcliffe or any of the public's, er.. "favourites". And it'll probably be shit cos it's ITV Aye, but ITV have their uses, seriously. On the days when the news is really, depressingly, shit somehow it never seems quite as bad on ITV. Rohit Kachroo can be pretty depressing. If you ever spot him on your manor then get away quick because the apocalypse is round the corner... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted November 6, 2014 The Sun has The Ripper "on the brink of death" after a heart attack. https://twitter.com/...491085118636032 Just when I was gonna suggest him for next year's DL. EDIT: Detail here from the Mail Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,330 Posted November 7, 2014 Hang on he has Friends???????????:0 Lets hope he suffers like hell and lives just long enough to make my list next year.Not one I want to miss! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted November 7, 2014 The question is should we swap Brady for Sutcliffe or keep them both on? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fergie86 376 Posted November 7, 2014 The question is should we swap Brady for Sutcliffe or keep them both on? I'd say keep them both on. If one dies next year and he isn't on the list it would be a major miss for the death list although both of them are scum when they do eventually go it will be big news and a high profile death, best to play it safe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted November 7, 2014 The question is should we swap Brady for Sutcliffe or keep them both on? I'd say keep them both on. If one dies next year and he isn't on the list it would be a major miss for the death list although both of them are scum when they do eventually go it will be big news and a high profile death, best to play it safe. Hell yeah. Brady has got to be a candidate. When guys who've been banged up for years get multiple health problems the walls do - sort of - start to close in. These two have no hopes of freedom, and that might well crush their spirits and fighting force. Sutcliffe - according to today's Sun - is already well down the complaining route and the one positive in his life is his Jehovah's Witness faith (which may preclude blood transfusions and therefore rule out life-saving surgery). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,330 Posted November 7, 2014 Put them both on .They are both as ill as fuck and picking people that are "confirmed as having a year or less" has failed epically this year.Maybe we should put Phil Spector on the list as well? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted November 8, 2014 Real hammer blow to sutcliffe's health that The Sun has The Ripper "on the brink of death" after a heart attack. https://twitter.com/...491085118636032 Just when I was gonna suggest him for next year's DL. EDIT: Detail here from the Mail Real hammer blow to sutcliffe's health that is. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,983 Posted November 8, 2014 Hope he suffers immense pain for the next 7-8 weeks then dies in January to give out DDP points 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted January 15, 2015 Now The Sun has him "going blind in a year" due to diabetes Scream "tabloids" if you must but I am fairly convinced his large combination of difficulties will finish off the daffy old slasher before then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
