the_engineer 1,415 Posted September 16, 2012 Happened at Hillsborough, County Down, wonder how the Sun will report it? ''The truth '' Pigs pissed on dead farmer and sons , stole their wallets while they lay dead in slurry . 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted September 16, 2012 Happened at Hillsborough, County Down, wonder how the Sun will report it? ''The truth '' Pigs pissed on dead farmer and sons , stole their wallets while they lay dead in slurry . Then revealed 23 years later that it was complete lie all along...and the police did it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted September 28, 2012 Woman killed by pet llama "a woman has been struck by a pet llama that was trying to greet her and has died ... there’s no evidence the llama was acting maliciously." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted October 1, 2012 Manocalypse strikes again... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted October 2, 2012 Oregon farmer eaten by his own pigs... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted October 9, 2012 Man dies after cockroach-eating competition Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted October 9, 2012 Man dies after cockroach-eating competition *looked at headline only* HE WAS EATEN BY A COCKROACH!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted November 19, 2012 Can't get that song out my head now Sung it all yesterday and it was the first song in my head today when I got up GRRRRRRRR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted November 20, 2012 Not really an interesting way to die, looks like it's a case of suicide, but he really had an interesing way to live. Dennis Anver, a.k.a. Stalking Cat, is no more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,956 Posted November 26, 2012 Man dies after cockroach-eating competition Turns out he choked on roach parts... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted December 3, 2012 (edited) This happed last Thursday. Three bankrobbers in Belgium, of all places, tried to hold up an armed carrier by blowing it off the road. That part more or less was a success. The van capsized. After that they attempted to blow off a door with semtex. That also was a success, albeit partial. The charge blew up prematurely and one of the gangsters was decapitated by the flying door! His two mates loaded his body in the boot of the car and they took off taking €250.000. Later the loot was found in a forrest. An all round bad day for the gangsters and a verified Darwin award winner of the year. Edited December 3, 2012 by Magere Hein Poster fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted December 3, 2012 A local one from a couple of weeks back: An old man heard a knock at his door. He went over to the window to see who it was. Upon seeing it was jehovah witnesses, he quickly stepped back from the window to try and hide from them. When he stepped back, he tripped over his oxygen mask, fell to the ground, and broke his hip. He died in hospital a few days later. DEATH BY JEHOVAH WITNESS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted December 3, 2012 This happed last Thursday. Three bankrobbers in Belgium, of all places, tried to hold up an armed carrier by blowing it off the road. That part more or less was a success. The van capsized. After that they attempted to blow off a door with semtex. That also was a success, albeit partial. The charge blew up prematurely and one of the gangsters was decapitated by the flying door! His two mates loaded his body in the boot of the car and they took off taking €250.000. Later the loot was found in a forrest. An all round bad day for the gangsters and a verified Darwin award winner of the year. Wonder if anyone said "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off". 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted December 7, 2012 Gamer version http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9-HTTFEk6UM#t=164s Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,956 Posted December 8, 2012 Gamer version http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9-HTTFEk6UM#t=164s The Smurf dying after touching grass pretty much takes the cake for dumb deaths. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted December 17, 2012 Woman dies after being given the lungs of a heavy smoker. What next, is someone going to get George Best's liver? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted December 18, 2012 Woman dies after being given the lungs of a heavy smoker. What next, is someone going to get George Best's liver? I think I've already got it...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 17, 2013 Go for a roll about a hill in a zorb ball........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted January 27, 2013 Killed by being good at Basketball... Not fully checked this story out, but the messages at the foot of the You Tube clip are consitant with the story that this guy buys a ride in a vintage plane with some of the $3,000 winnings from a successful fan half time entertainment 4 shot challenge. However, the plane crashes and he dies. That's a bum rap if true... Found this... http://www.thekathrynreport.com/2012/12/obituary-fisher-floyd.html?m=1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted January 28, 2013 Man dies after sign falls on his head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,591 Posted January 28, 2013 Man dies after sign falls on his head. What were the odds on that happening? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,100 Posted January 28, 2013 Man dies after sign falls on his head. What were the odds on that happening? I have 2 friends called William Hill. What are the odds? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted January 28, 2013 Man dies after sign falls on his head. What were the odds on that happening? I have 2 friends called William Hill. What are the odds? Depends. Are they related by birth? regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 29, 2013 Man dies after sign falls on his head. What were the odds on that happening? Must have been Ladbrokes, known as ''The Magic Sign''............ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
