honez 79 Posted September 9, 2008 WTF is BS? Taking a lengthy holiday, or what? BS has been skulking hereabouts, cunningly disguised as different posters. You don't have to strain yourself to spot them. I'm sure you can work out which ones. That sounds like a double-bluff.....are you BS after all, Honez? (I'll get me coat.) Drat, I've been rumbled. I would've got away with too, if it wasn't for you pesky kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted September 9, 2008 Okay, okay......I am also BS and Tempus.....the rest of you are figments of my imagination and this post belongs on the 'holiday' thread because they've just told me the only way out of my current enforced in-patient stay is in a wooden box. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted September 9, 2008 I'm Spartacus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted September 9, 2008 Can anyone recommend a decent B+B in Blackpool? I am hoping for a dirty weekend there in October. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted September 9, 2008 Can anyone recommend a decent B+B in Blackpool? I am hoping for a dirty weekend there in October. You know it's famous for its rock? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted October 3, 2008 Can anyone recommend a decent B+B in Blackpool? I am hoping for a dirty weekend there in October. Right, well having booked and paid a deposit on a room, my dirty weekend is now off (at least I was the dumper this time). Anyone want to come to Blackpool for the weekend? No, didn't think so - therefore my choices are a) don't go, and spend the weekend at home drinking wine and eating lard, whilst crying into my pillow. b ) go on my own and look like a sad loser. c) drag an unsuspecting member of the public into my car at knifepoint and make them pretend they are my lucky conquest for the weekend. Cast your votes.....now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted October 3, 2008 I've always regarded Blackpool as the sort of place terrorists should choose to test some form of 'dirty bomb' or some such. Can anyone recommend a decent B+B in Blackpool? I am hoping for a dirty weekend there in October. Right, well having booked and paid a deposit on a room, my dirty weekend is now off (at least I was the dumper this time). Anyone want to come to Blackpool for the weekend? No, didn't think so - therefore my choices are a) don't go, and spend the weekend at home drinking wine and eating lard, whilst crying into my pillow. b ) go on my own and look like a sad loser. c) drag an unsuspecting member of the public into my car at knifepoint and make them pretend they are my lucky conquest for the weekend. Cast your votes.....now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted October 3, 2008 Can anyone recommend a decent B+B in Blackpool? I am hoping for a dirty weekend there in October. Right, well having booked and paid a deposit on a room, my dirty weekend is now off (at least I was the dumper this time). Anyone want to come to Blackpool for the weekend? No, didn't think so - therefore my choices are a) don't go, and spend the weekend at home drinking wine and eating lard, whilst crying into my pillow. b ) go on my own and look like a sad loser. c) drag an unsuspecting member of the public into my car at knifepoint and make them pretend they are my lucky conquest for the weekend. Cast your votes.....now. You should have done it afterwards. Get yer jollies then leave. Get them before they get you. I know from bitter experience.. I have only been to Blackpool once, in 1979 when I was 3 years old. I remember not being allowed into the Doctor Who Exhibition because I was too small... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted October 3, 2008 Can anyone recommend a decent B+B in Blackpool? I am hoping for a dirty weekend there in October. Right, well having booked and paid a deposit on a room, my dirty weekend is now off (at least I was the dumper this time). Anyone want to come to Blackpool for the weekend? No, didn't think so - therefore my choices are a) don't go, and spend the weekend at home drinking wine and eating lard, whilst crying into my pillow. b ) go on my own and look like a sad loser. c) drag an unsuspecting member of the public into my car at knifepoint and make them pretend they are my lucky conquest for the weekend. Cast your votes.....now. You should have done it afterwards. Get yer jollies then leave. Get them before they get you. I know from bitter experience.. I have only been to Blackpool once, in 1979 when I was 3 years old. I remember not being allowed into the Doctor Who Exhibition because I was too small... I did think of that but I felt a bit mean. I was trying to be nice. But it hasn't worked, I am apparently the biggest bitch on the planet. Bloody men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted October 3, 2008 Can anyone recommend a decent B+B in Blackpool? I am hoping for a dirty weekend there in October. Right, well having booked and paid a deposit on a room, my dirty weekend is now off (at least I was the dumper this time). Anyone want to come to Blackpool for the weekend? No, didn't think so - therefore my choices are a) don't go, and spend the weekend at home drinking wine and eating lard, whilst crying into my pillow. b ) go on my own and look like a sad loser. c) drag an unsuspecting member of the public into my car at knifepoint and make them pretend they are my lucky conquest for the weekend. Cast your votes.....now. You should have done it afterwards. Get yer jollies then leave. Get them before they get you. I know from bitter experience.. I have only been to Blackpool once, in 1979 when I was 3 years old. I remember not being allowed into the Doctor Who Exhibition because I was too small... I did think of that but I felt a bit mean. I was trying to be nice. But it hasn't worked, I am apparently the biggest bitch on the planet. Bloody men. Bloody women... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted October 5, 2008 Can anyone recommend a decent B+B in Blackpool? I am hoping for a dirty weekend there in October. Right, well having booked and paid a deposit on a room, my dirty weekend is now off (at least I was the dumper this time). Anyone want to come to Blackpool for the weekend? No, didn't think so - therefore my choices are a) don't go, and spend the weekend at home drinking wine and eating lard, whilst crying into my pillow. b ) go on my own and look like a sad loser. c) drag an unsuspecting member of the public into my car at knifepoint and make them pretend they are my lucky conquest for the weekend. Cast your votes.....now. Is it too late to put myself forwards? Can I be the unsuspecting member of the public? Will you promise to drag me into you car, drive me at an erratic high speed to Blackpool, throw me onto a bed and do unspeakable things to me? He who dares, he who dares! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted October 6, 2008 Can anyone recommend a decent B+B in Blackpool? I am hoping for a dirty weekend there in October. Right, well having booked and paid a deposit on a room, my dirty weekend is now off (at least I was the dumper this time). Anyone want to come to Blackpool for the weekend? No, didn't think so - therefore my choices are a) don't go, and spend the weekend at home drinking wine and eating lard, whilst crying into my pillow. b ) go on my own and look like a sad loser. c) drag an unsuspecting member of the public into my car at knifepoint and make them pretend they are my lucky conquest for the weekend. Cast your votes.....now. Is it too late to put myself forwards? Can I be the unsuspecting member of the public? Will you promise to drag me into you car, drive me at an erratic high speed to Blackpool, throw me onto a bed and do unspeakable things to me? He who dares, he who dares! Well I suppose you'll have to do, nobody else has registered an interest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted October 6, 2008 Can anyone recommend a decent B+B in Blackpool? I am hoping for a dirty weekend there in October. Right, well having booked and paid a deposit on a room, my dirty weekend is now off (at least I was the dumper this time). Anyone want to come to Blackpool for the weekend? No, didn't think so - therefore my choices are a) don't go, and spend the weekend at home drinking wine and eating lard, whilst crying into my pillow. b ) go on my own and look like a sad loser. c) drag an unsuspecting member of the public into my car at knifepoint and make them pretend they are my lucky conquest for the weekend. Cast your votes.....now. Is it too late to put myself forwards? Can I be the unsuspecting member of the public? Will you promise to drag me into you car, drive me at an erratic high speed to Blackpool, throw me onto a bed and do unspeakable things to me? He who dares, he who dares! Well I suppose you'll have to do, nobody else has registered an interest I'll be happy if you took me to the Doctor Who exhibition (therefore completing a 29 year ambition - see earlier post) - then you can do with me what you will! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted October 7, 2008 Can anyone recommend a decent B+B in Blackpool? I am hoping for a dirty weekend there in October.Right, well having booked and paid a deposit on a room, my dirty weekend is now off (at least I was the dumper this time). Anyone want to come to Blackpool for the weekend? No, didn't think so - therefore my choices are a) don't go, and spend the weekend at home drinking wine and eating lard, whilst crying into my pillow. b ) go on my own and look like a sad loser. c) drag an unsuspecting member of the public into my car at knifepoint and make them pretend they are my lucky conquest for the weekend. Cast your votes.....now. Is it too late to put myself forwards? Can I be the unsuspecting member of the public? Will you promise to drag me into you car, drive me at an erratic high speed to Blackpool, throw me onto a bed and do unspeakable things to me? He who dares, he who dares! Well I suppose you'll have to do, nobody else has registered an interest I didn't reply, because I was planning to steal your lard and wine when you're getting nailed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted October 7, 2008 Can anyone recommend a decent B+B in Blackpool? I am hoping for a dirty weekend there in October.Right, well having booked and paid a deposit on a room, my dirty weekend is now off (at least I was the dumper this time). Anyone want to come to Blackpool for the weekend? No, didn't think so - therefore my choices are a) don't go, and spend the weekend at home drinking wine and eating lard, whilst crying into my pillow. b ) go on my own and look like a sad loser. c) drag an unsuspecting member of the public into my car at knifepoint and make them pretend they are my lucky conquest for the weekend. Cast your votes.....now. Is it too late to put myself forwards? Can I be the unsuspecting member of the public? Will you promise to drag me into you car, drive me at an erratic high speed to Blackpool, throw me onto a bed and do unspeakable things to me? He who dares, he who dares! Well I suppose you'll have to do, nobody else has registered an interest I didn't reply, because I was planning to steal your lard and wine when you're getting nailed. At least you have faith that I AM going to get nailed! I would give up all my lard and wine for a regular porking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted October 8, 2008 I didn't reply, because I was planning to steal your lard and wine when you're getting nailed. At least you have faith that I AM going to get nailed! I would give up all my lard and wine for a regular porking. Righto then. Would you like to upsize your regular porking for an extra quid? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted October 10, 2008 I'm away in the UK for a about a week, back in time for my birthday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted October 13, 2008 Can anyone recommend a decent B+B in Blackpool? I am hoping for a dirty weekend there in October. Right, well having booked and paid a deposit on a room, my dirty weekend is now off (at least I was the dumper this time). Anyone want to come to Blackpool for the weekend? No, didn't think so - therefore my choices are a) don't go, and spend the weekend at home drinking wine and eating lard, whilst crying into my pillow. b ) go on my own and look like a sad loser. c) drag an unsuspecting member of the public into my car at knifepoint and make them pretend they are my lucky conquest for the weekend. Cast your votes.....now. Is it too late to put myself forwards? Can I be the unsuspecting member of the public? Will you promise to drag me into you car, drive me at an erratic high speed to Blackpool, throw me onto a bed and do unspeakable things to me? He who dares, he who dares! Well I suppose you'll have to do, nobody else has registered an interest I'll be happy if you took me to the Doctor Who exhibition (therefore completing a 29 year ambition - see earlier post) - then you can do with me what you will! Just for you... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted October 13, 2008 Can anyone recommend a decent B+B in Blackpool? I am hoping for a dirty weekend there in October. Right, well having booked and paid a deposit on a room, my dirty weekend is now off (at least I was the dumper this time). Anyone want to come to Blackpool for the weekend? No, didn't think so - therefore my choices are a) don't go, and spend the weekend at home drinking wine and eating lard, whilst crying into my pillow. b ) go on my own and look like a sad loser. c) drag an unsuspecting member of the public into my car at knifepoint and make them pretend they are my lucky conquest for the weekend. Cast your votes.....now. Is it too late to put myself forwards? Can I be the unsuspecting member of the public? Will you promise to drag me into you car, drive me at an erratic high speed to Blackpool, throw me onto a bed and do unspeakable things to me? He who dares, he who dares! Well I suppose you'll have to do, nobody else has registered an interest I'll be happy if you took me to the Doctor Who exhibition (therefore completing a 29 year ambition - see earlier post) - then you can do with me what you will! Just for you... Thanks... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted October 14, 2008 I'll be happy if you took me to the Doctor Who exhibition (therefore completing a 29 year ambition - see earlier post) - then you can do with me what you will! Are you planning a mid-November trip to Cardiff? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted October 22, 2008 I'm off for a couple of days to watch some of this at the Gold Coast Indy 300. There's gonna be some cars there too, apparently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted January 8, 2009 Not quite ready to go yet but the whole clan are planning a delightful freezing weekend in Leeds, with the added bonus of 90 minutes of full-on football thrills and the always hospitable Elland Road. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted January 15, 2009 I'm going to be gallivanting elsewhere as I'll be pursuing other interests. I'm going to come alive. I hope everyone will behave themselves. I don't have an estimate of when I might return but I can imagine the DDP scoreboard looking much different. I'm sure there will be obituaries galore so most of you will be kept occupied. Enjoy life on every level and take care of yourselves. Be good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted January 15, 2009 I'm going to be gallivanting elsewhere as I'll be pursuing other interests. I'm going to come alive. I hope everyone will behave themselves. I don't have an estimate of when I might return but I can imagine the DDP scoreboard looking much different. I'm sure there will be obituaries galore so most of you will be kept occupied. Enjoy life on every level and take care of yourselves. Be good. Everyone else calls it wanking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted January 15, 2009 I'm going to be gallivanting elsewhere as I'll be pursuing other interests. I'm going to come alive. I hope everyone will behave themselves. I don't have an estimate of when I might return but I can imagine the DDP scoreboard looking much different. I'm sure there will be obituaries galore so most of you will be kept occupied. Enjoy life on every level and take care of yourselves. Be good. Can I prescribe some fresh air? Nice long strolls by the beach that sort of thing. I hear Pennsylvania has some lovely short piers along its coastline. With any luck you might re-enact Harold Bishops finest hour. On second thoughts, it's always best to aim higher, perhaps Harold Holt would be the safest Aussie Harold to emulate. If a job's worth doing it's worth doing properly. By the way, do you like swimming Banshees? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
