maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 25, 2021 Overpriced tosh that'll take an hour to read with breaks to piss yourself laughing and share the latest flight of fancy with your nearest and dearest, but the best lockdown laugh I've had in a week or so. The prologue openly admits the investigation started with a FB page, we get some consideration of whether an unfortunate dupe doubled for the dead Elvis or whether the heavy heavy coffin concealed a waxwork and a clever arrangement of dry ice and a silent fan to preserve it. Top gag (sorry, revelation) comes on p. 36 with a sincere warning about the presence of "bat-shit crazies" where Elvis theories are concerned. Then we get the corker chapters suggesting he had two or three brothers because his twin wasn't stillborn and the other(s) came later (obviously escaping the notice of the neighbors in Memphis and subsequent biographers), oh aye, and it ends with the naming of a preacher (still alive) who - like - might well be Elvis! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slackhurst Broadcasting 374 Posted January 26, 2021 On 30/07/2017 at 15:13, Dead Wait said: It still amazes me that absurd things like this get 2000:1 odds whereas Leicester winning the Premier League which DID happen got 5000:1....! To be fair, in 2015 that seemed about right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted February 1, 2021 Lisa Marie is 53 today and looking for husband number 5 if anyone is available. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 2, 2021 On 01/02/2021 at 10:35, torbrexbones said: Lisa Marie is 53 today and looking for husband number 5 if anyone is available. One Lisa Marie is enough for me, tyvm. BTW I visited Graceland. Had my van broken into at the hotel across the street. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,963 Posted August 3, 2021 On 05/01/2018 at 23:43, Thatcher said: Not anymore - Paul Beaulieu, Priscilla Presley's father, has died aged 92. And now her mother, Anna Lillian Iversen, is dead, too: https://themercury.com/lifestyles/entertainment/priscilla-presleys-mother-is-dead/article_5871f375-b2f1-5bc4-88e8-12a009229358.html 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,576 Posted August 3, 2021 1 hour ago, gcreptile said: And now her mother, Anna Lillian Iversen, is dead, too: https://themercury.com/lifestyles/entertainment/priscilla-presleys-mother-is-dead/article_5871f375-b2f1-5bc4-88e8-12a009229358.html Was on my IMDb list on the Detective page. Would have got an Express QO obit too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,084 Posted September 26, 2021 Elvis fans all shook up as run marks Porthcawl festival's return - BBC News Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arghton 6,695 Posted November 18, 2021 Don't know if anyone mentioned this, can't find anything with the search feature but Loanne Miller Parker, widow of Colonel Tom Parker (manager of Elvis) died in May 2020 at 84: https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/lvrj/name/loanne-parker-obituary?id=8885901 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alt obits guy 3,371 Posted January 22, 2022 Ann Spurbeck, a Memphis Symphony Orchestra violinist for 50 years and a prominent session musician who played with Elvis Presley, Al Green and Isaac Hayes on his classic 'Shaft' recording, has died. She was 84. https://www.thestrad.com/news/ann-spurbeck-memphis-violinist-for-elvis-and-isaac-hayes-has-died/14367.article Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slackhurst Broadcasting 374 Posted January 23, 2022 Not saying it's likely, but imagine if Elvis did turn up alive now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 23, 2022 Re the post above. This is still (just about) downloadable because Skeptoid only offer up the most recent 50 or so. But if you want an intelligent overview of the chances of Elvis still being around I'd say this is it. https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4763 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheCemetaryMan 53 Posted January 26, 2022 Kinda laughing they have to put *Dead* in the title of this. The guy been gone for 45 Years now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 7, 2022 Cross-posting, with aplomb. Laurel Goodwin, who made her movie debut opposite Elvis Presley in Girls! Girls! Girls! and starred alongside Jeffrey Hunter in “The Cage,’ the rejected first pilot made for Star Trek, has died. She was 79. Goodwin died Feb. 25 in Cathedral City, California. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ajlposh 549 Posted January 12, 2023 Lisa Marie Presley has been hospitalized after suffering cardiac arrest 4 3 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,912 Posted January 12, 2023 Could have inherited bad genes from her dad. She received CPR and the pulse was revived. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,581 Posted January 12, 2023 5 minutes ago, ajlposh said: Lisa Marie Presley has been hospitalized after suffering cardiac arrest Possible cardiac arrest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,576 Posted January 12, 2023 7 minutes ago, ajlposh said: Lisa Marie Presley has been hospitalized after suffering cardiac arrest What can I say? Spoiler I'm all shook up. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,581 Posted January 12, 2023 2 minutes ago, drol said: Could have inherited bad genes from her dad. She received CPR and the pulse was revived. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,402 Posted January 12, 2023 She attended the Golden Globes 2 days ago. It has to be said, this isn't the complexion of a healthy person. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,581 Posted January 12, 2023 Just now, Clorox Bleachman said: She attended the Golden Globes 2 days ago. It has to be said, this isn't the complexion of a healthy person. It’s not. She looks older than her mum Priscilla. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,581 Posted January 12, 2023 1 minute ago, Clorox Bleachman said: She attended the Golden Globes 2 days ago. It has to be said, this isn't the complexion of a healthy person. That picture is in todays Sun. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 12, 2023 8 minutes ago, Clorox Bleachman said: She attended the Golden Globes 2 days ago. It has to be said, this isn't the complexion of a healthy person. Oh thanks for the reminder about the imminent DLCup- will she see 2024 I wonder? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,581 Posted January 12, 2023 2 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: Oh thanks for the reminder about the imminent DLCup- will she see 2024 I wonder? Odds are she will either die in the next week or recover and live for a lot longer. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 12, 2023 3 minutes ago, The Old Crem said: Odds are she will either die in the next week or recover and live for a lot longer. That is a wilfully wasted face, it suggests to me someone with as much will to "recover" as Shane MacGowan, Daniella Westbrook or Pete Doherty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lafaucheuse 4,043 Posted January 12, 2023 17 minutes ago, Clorox Bleachman said: She attended the Golden Globes 2 days ago. It has to be said, this isn't the complexion of a healthy person. She looks gorgeous though 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
