Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2006

[Six 23]

It's Friday night and time for a fun test What muppet are you?

 

 

***You Are Animal***

 

 

Yes! As I suspected.

[Handrejka 1,904]

You Are Scooter

 

 

Brainy and knowledgable, you are the perfect sidekick.

You're always willing to lend a helping hand.

In any big event or party, you're the one who keeps things going.

"15 seconds to showtime!"

 

The Muppet Personality Test

 

http://www.blogthings.com/themuppetpersonalitytest/

[Paul Bearer 6,119]

You Are Animal

 

 

A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.

You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.

But you sure can beat a good drum.

"Kill! Kill!"

 

The Muppet Personality Test

 

http://www.blogthings.com/themuppetpersonalitytest/

 

Hmmmmmmmm! Uncanny

[Godot 149]

You Are the Swedish Chef

 

 

"Bork! Bork! Bork!"

Your happy and energetic - with borderline manic tendencies.

No one really gets you. And frankly, you don't even get you.

But, you sure can whip up a great chocolate mousse

 

The Muppet Personality Test

 

http://www.blogthings.com/themuppetpersonalitytest/

 

 

I'll go along with that.

[honez 79]

Find out what religion you are with the Belief-O-Matic

The one true faith, Pastafarianism, wasn't one of the available options, so I came out Secular Humanist.

Oh God, now I'm sure to burn in Hell.

[Handrejka 1,904]

I was Unitarian Universalism or some such

[Magere Hein 1,400]

Find out what religion you are with the Belief-O-Matic

The one true faith, Pastafarianism, wasn't one of the available options, so I came out Secular Humanist.

Oh God, now I'm sure to burn in Hell.

Yeah, Secular Humanist is what the bloody thing thinks I am, although I normally identify myself as an atheist. What the hell; if the Xians are right, I'm hellbound anyway. To quote Mark Twain: heaven for climate, hell for company.

 

regards,

Hein

[Lady Grendel 139]

Find out what religion you are with the Belief-O-Matic

The one true faith, Pastafarianism, wasn't one of the available options, so I came out Secular Humanist.

Oh God, now I'm sure to burn in Hell.

 

I seem to be a 'Liberal Quaker' , the only thing that's had me quaking recently was a massive thunderstorm on Thursday night that went on for 4 1/2 hours, I've never seen or heard anything like it (nor do I ever want to again).

[Lady Grendel 139]

Take out a very unusual World Cup Insurance policy

[in eternum+ 22]

To quote Mark Twain: heaven for climate, hell for company.

That's funny... for me, I think I'd prefer the opposite. Nice toasty climate, surrounded by people who are so good they'd do anything I ask.

[Six 23]

Find out what religion you are with the Belief-O-Matic

The one true faith, Pastafarianism, wasn't one of the available options, so I came out Secular Humanist.

Oh God, now I'm sure to burn in Hell.

 

I'm a Unitarian Universalist ( 100%)

 

Okaaay. I'm with Magere Hein in describing myself as an atheist, so I don't know where that Uniwotsiting Unithingimibobby came from!

[Handrejka 1,904]

Find out what religion you are with the Belief-O-Matic

The one true faith, Pastafarianism, wasn't one of the available options, so I came out Secular Humanist.

Oh God, now I'm sure to burn in Hell.

 

I'm a Unitarian Universalist ( 100%)

 

Okaaay. I'm with Magere Hein in describing myself as an atheist, so I don't know where that Uniwotsiting Unithingimibobby came from!

 

I got exactly the same result as you and I describe myself as agnostic bordering on atheist. Oh well

[Magere Hein 1,400]

Okaaay. I'm with Magere Hein in describing myself as an atheist, so I don't know where that Uniwotsiting Unithingimibobby came from!

I got exactly the same result as you and I describe myself as agnostic bordering on atheist. Oh well

There aren't many religious types around here at DL, or so is my impression. Mebby the name frightens them. Can't be the subject matter.

 

regards,

Hein

[Canadian Paul 97]

OK, so this thing has got to be broken.

 

So I was raised Eastern Orthodox (44%).

 

But I consider myself a Deist (closest to that is Unitarian Universalism (83%))

 

So how in the heck did I get Reform Judaism (100%) ???

 

OK... reading it makes a bit more sense... but still... I fit Deism almost to the dictionary definition I've always though...

[in eternum+ 22]

Find out what religion you are with the Belief-O-Matic

I was goingto take this test, as I'm very attracted to the name "Belief-O-Matic". But I read the first page of questions and take issue with the fact that atheistic beliefs and agnostic beliefs appear to have been lumped together willy-nilly. I consider myself neither atheist nor agnositc, but if I were either, I'd be pretty pissed off that my belief system was so dismissed as to be chucked into a category with other, total disimilar ones.

 

Hmmm... I think I committed more thought to this than was expected.

 

I wish I owned the trademark for "belief-o-matic". Or anything "o-matic", really.

[Handrejka 1,904]

Another o-matic

 

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

[in eternum+ 22]

Another o-matic

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

We like this o-matic!

 

My first was: WILL GORDON BROWN STRIP THE MEMORY OF DIANA OF ALL DIGNITY?

 

My second was: WILL LESBIANS INFECT THE QUEEN WITH AIDS?

 

Enquiring minds want to know.

[Magere Hein 1,400]

Snort some Wasabi.

 

regards,

Hein

[deeuu 0]

Maybe particularly popular with our friends across the pond (linguistically I mean, all those obesity surveys are bobbins right ).

 

Also a possible contender for the Deathlist Kitchen thread too.

 

Pimp my snack

 

Now if I could only get the Aussies to realise that Yorkies are worth importing...

[in eternum+ 22]

Maybe particularly popular with our friends across the pond (linguistically I mean, all those obesity surveys are bobbins right ).

 

Also a possible contender for the Deathlist Kitchen thread too.

 

Pimp my snack

 

Now if I could only get the Aussies to realise that Yorkies are worth importing...

Snacks have already been pimped.

[deeuu 0]

Ooops sorry.

 

Is this any better Requires sign up, but worth it

[Godot 149]

Another o-matic

 

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

 

I love this one: Will The Germans Destroy British Swans?

 

Brilliant.

[Handrejka 1,904]

Does Greenpeace Lead the Elderly Astray

 

and Will Channel 4 Give Cliff Richard Cancer

 

were my favourites

[in eternum+ 22]

Does Greenpeace Lead the Elderly Astray

 

Will Channel 4 Give Cliff Richard Cancer

 

My guess would be yes - as long as they are then granted the rights to make a fly-on-the-wall about his slow and agonsising fight against death.

[Six 23]

I've been trying to play ' Desert Island Discs ' for a long time now, but can't quite get my list down to eight records. For those who don't know, you get to take only eight records ( singles ) with you to the island, plus one book and a luxury item. I think you're also given the complete works of Shakespeare too.

 

Anyway, I can cheat and select eight albums, but I can't quite get the eight singles. I mean, they'd be the ones you would have to listen to forevermore! I know I'd have some Beatles in there, but how to choose???

 

So, can any of you select your Desert Island Discs? It really does keep you busy.

 

By the way, I know what my luxury item would be.... Ray Mears he could make me a lovely shelter, select the right plants/berries/wildlife to eat, make me a boat... etc.