Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,161 Posted March 5, 2016 The Voice is fucking shit. My ears have been assaulted by two whiney 'edgy' bints who couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. Connie Francis will be turning in her grave, one day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,711 Posted March 5, 2016 The Voice is fucking shit. My ears have been assaulted by two whiney 'edgy' bints who couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. Connie Francis will be turning in her grave, one day. I'm watching it, simply because I've suddenly and inexplicably fallen in love with Ricky Wilson and Will.I.Am. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 212 Posted March 5, 2016 The Voice is fucking shit. My ears have been assaulted by two whiney 'edgy' bints who couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. Connie Francis will be turning in her grave, one day. I'm watching it, simply because I've suddenly and inexplicably fallen in love with Ricky Wilson and Will.I.Am. Oh dear! Have you considered suicide? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,161 Posted March 5, 2016 The Voice is fucking shit. My ears have been assaulted by two whiney 'edgy' bints who couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. Connie Francis will be turning in her grave, one day. I'm watching it, simply because I've suddenly and inexplicably fallen in love with Ricky Wilson and Will.I.Am. Its your age..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,711 Posted March 5, 2016 The Voice is fucking shit. My ears have been assaulted by two whiney 'edgy' bints who couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. Connie Francis will be turning in her grave, one day. I'm watching it, simply because I've suddenly and inexplicably fallen in love with Ricky Wilson and Will.I.Am. Its your age..... Shut it, Gramps. Who the fuck is Connie Francis anyway? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 212 Posted March 5, 2016 I've got the vinyl 45. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted March 26, 2016 Tinder/Modern Dating Pulled a guy on there last night and he came around. Within 15 secs of getting naked, he burst into tears and said he missed his ex. He was dressed and out my flat within a minute of that. (On the plus side it's a hell of a story for the lads tonight.) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,161 Posted March 26, 2016 Tinder/Modern Dating Pulled a guy on there last night and he came around. Within 15 secs of getting naked, he burst into tears and said he missed his ex. He was dressed and out my flat within a minute of that. (On the plus side it's a hell of a story for the lads tonight.) You really need to practice safe sex. Condoms, different rooms, different counties..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,711 Posted March 26, 2016 Tinder/Modern Dating Pulled a guy on there last night and he came around. Within 15 secs of getting naked, he burst into tears and said he missed his ex. He was dressed and out my flat within a minute of that. (On the plus side it's a hell of a story for the lads tonight.) Welcome to my world. Blokes always start crying when I get naked. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,936 Posted March 26, 2016 Tinder/Modern Dating Pulled a guy on there last night and he came around. Within 15 secs of getting naked, he burst into tears and said he missed his ex. He was dressed and out my flat within a minute of that. (On the plus side it's a hell of a story for the lads tonight.) Grindr. Surely? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,936 Posted March 26, 2016 Casual Work. I appreciate how lucky I am to have a job, but regular hours would be flipping nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 289 Posted March 26, 2016 Tinder/Modern Dating Pulled a guy on there last night and he came around. Within 15 secs of getting naked, he burst into tears and said he missed his ex. He was dressed and out my flat within a minute of that. (On the plus side it's a hell of a story for the lads tonight.) Welcome to my world. Blokes always start crying when I get naked. Same here. Always happens in the supermarket queue though. The women tend to just point & laugh. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 289 Posted March 26, 2016 Casual Work. I appreciate how lucky I am to have a job, but regular hours would be flipping nice. Have you considered becoming a male escort for students ? Self employed, you choose the going rate & the perks are... erm, cock mind-blowing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,844 Posted March 27, 2016 Cookery programmes. Very few things are mor boring than cooking, but watching other people cook is one of them amd listening to my colleagues talking about watching other people cook has to be the most boring thing imaginable. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted March 28, 2016 Tinder/Modern Dating Pulled a guy on there last night and he came around. Within 15 secs of getting naked, he burst into tears and said he missed his ex. He was dressed and out my flat within a minute of that. (On the plus side it's a hell of a story for the lads tonight.) Grindr. Surely? Nope Tinder. We get everywhere now. Don't get me started on POF. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,489 Posted March 28, 2016 Tinder/Modern Dating Pulled a guy on there last night and he came around. Within 15 secs of getting naked, he burst into tears and said he missed his ex. He was dressed and out my flat within a minute of that. (On the plus side it's a hell of a story for the lads tonight.) Grindr. Surely? Nope Tinder. We get everywhere now. Don't get me started on POF. Dating sites are a joke. I had to fix the webserver of an online dating agency. At the time they were called UDate. I believe they were bought out by Match.com As a way of saying thanks for fixing the server, the owners gave me a free login so I could test out the site making nothing broke. There was a lot of rampant totty on there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted March 28, 2016 Must be me- I always attracted freaks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted March 28, 2016 Tinder/Modern Dating Pulled a guy on there last night and he came around. Within 15 secs of getting naked, he burst into tears and said he missed his ex. He was dressed and out my flat within a minute of that. (On the plus side it's a hell of a story for the lads tonight.) Grindr. Surely? Nope Tinder. We get everywhere now. Don't get me started on POF. So it's Plenty Of Other Fish, then? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,489 Posted March 28, 2016 Must be me- I always attracted freaks. No I don't think it's you, A guy I used to work joined a dating service, this was just before the internet had taken off. He had never dated before, so he gave me the numbers of the 4 women that the agency had sent him. He wanted me to meet with them to vet them and tell him which one would be best for him to date Two never answered their phones, and out of the remaining two, one had personal hygiene issues, and the other was cute, very shy, but considered kissing in public to be "kinky". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,936 Posted March 29, 2016 The fact ITV still haven't released the Coronation Street archive in each episodes original form (not the Granada repeats) to DVD/ITVPlayer/YouTube officially - how hard can it be to run ten thousand or so films through digitisation equipment. It would be the single best thing the channel had ever done, that or play them on telly so we can record them and keep them (with the initial ad break times). I want to watch the programme from the beginning. Lord knows it was better back then, and that's from watching the first few episodes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Philheybrookbay Posted March 30, 2016 Poof ha! The gay club in Plymouth is OMG Nicknamed Old Man's Grindr. Awful place full of thinks and chickens.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,939 Posted March 30, 2016 Seagulls Normally I'm in the 'feed them baking powder/tie two together' camp with you Handy, but got a semi pet one the now with a dodgy foot. He's quiet so I feed him mussels etc. Threw a fat coley at him yesterday which was waaaay too big for him but he scoffed it, took two hops, and face planted There's fun to be had with them... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,711 Posted March 30, 2016 Seagulls Normally I'm in the 'feed them baking powder/tie two together' camp with you Handy, but got a semi pet one the now with a dodgy foot. He's quiet so I feed him mussels etc. Threw a fat coley at him yesterday which was waaaay too big for him but he scoffed it, took two hops, and face planted There's fun to be had with them... Seagulls are cunts. I am currently in Looe, where they are fat and vicious. The seagulls, obvs. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
