Terminator 13 Posted January 23, 2009 Kim Jong-il appears from hiding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted January 25, 2009 Speculation over who is to succeed Kim. He can't be too well then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,585 Posted January 25, 2009 I reckon he'll go on for a few years yet to be honest.. although that US intelligence report suggesting his oldest son is to take over is absolute rubbish.. it has as much truth in it as their report that Saddam Hussein had weapons of..... anyway, the Korean and Chinese press always seem to be closest when it comes to Jong-il so if his successor is to be one of his three sons, I would probably go for his youngest son.. who's never been seen in public and who there are no known images of.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raskolnikov 0 Posted February 16, 2009 The Great Leader is 67 today, and it looks as if his birthday may quite literally go with a bang, with the imminent test firing of a new long-range missile. How the other half live... From a health point of view, the Chinese special envoy who 'met' Kim Jong-il in January (over a liquid lunch it would seem) has moved to quash reports that the Dear Leader has undergone recent brain surgery, whilst also adding, Kim's left hand was neither paralyzed nor swollen, and when we shook hands, I could feel the power in his right hand. Now maybe something's been lost in translation but it sounds more like he met Mr Han out of Enter the Dragon than Kim Jong-il. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted February 16, 2009 The Great Leader is 67 today, and it looks as if his birthday may quite literally go with a bang, with the imminent test firing of a new long-range missile. How the other half live... From a health point of view, the Chinese special envoy who 'met' Kim Jong-il in January (over a liquid lunch it would seem) has moved to quash reports that the Dear Leader has undergone recent brain surgery, whilst also adding, Kim's left hand was neither paralyzed nor swollen, and when we shook hands, I could feel the power in his right hand. Now maybe something's been lost in translation but it sounds more like he met Mr Han out of Enter the Dragon then Kim Jong-il. Rasky, I dont care who you are, old member or new. That was as funny as f**k. A stonking post Sir. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted February 16, 2009 The Great Leader is 67 today, and it looks as if his birthday may quite literally go with a bang, with the imminent test firing of a new long-range missile. How the other half live... From a health point of view, the Chinese special envoy who 'met' Kim Jong-il in January (over a liquid lunch it would seem) has moved to quash reports that the Dear Leader has undergone recent brain surgery, whilst also adding, Kim's left hand was neither paralyzed nor swollen, and when we shook hands, I could feel the power in his right hand. Now maybe something's been lost in translation but it sounds more like he met Mr Han out of Enter the Dragon then Kim Jong-il. Rasky, I dont care who you are, old member or new. That was as funny as f**k. A stonking post Sir. Banshees feels the power in his own right hand most days, I'll wager. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted February 16, 2009 Oh Lardy, what a shot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted February 16, 2009 Oh Lardy, what a shot! It was an open goal, mate, I couldn't miss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted February 17, 2009 Banshees feels the power in his own right hand most days, I'll wager. LB, how can you suddenly introduce BS into a forum dedicated to an isolated, stunted, megalomaniacal imbecile? (In hindsight, that was rhetorial.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ghostofchat7 1 Posted May 23, 2009 N. Korea doesn't seem to follow the New World Order, so her leadership is under threat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted June 2, 2009 He has named his heir. A sign that he is on his last legs? He certainly seems keen on going with a bang... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Body Snatcher 44 107 Posted June 2, 2009 He has named his heir. A sign that he is on his last legs? He certainly seems keen on going with a bang... G'day forumers I shudder to think the chances are there will be some sort of nuclear accident which will take out both Kim Jong-il and a large portion of his country. Even by North Korean standards I hope they know what they are playing with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted June 2, 2009 Dear leader looks like a frail old woman. I would still give him another year or two at least though. He's planning to bring the moon to North Korea in 2015..... Although at the rate he's going it may not be long before someone helps him shuffle off this mortal coil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted June 19, 2009 Health Rapidly Deteriorating....according to the impartial South Korean press. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted June 19, 2009 Health Rapidly Deteriorating....according to the impartial South Korean press. ......an attempt to sell newspapers by exploiting our fascination with celebrity illnesses/deaths. Aye, we should be ashamed of ourselves. Of course, unlike the others above (sans Fidel Castro), I am actually honestly anxiously awaiting the death of Kim Jong il. Do I detect a succeptibility to political propaganda here? Possibly something you read in the impartial USA press? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted July 8, 2009 Kim Jong-il appears in public for only the second time since his "stroke". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted July 10, 2009 Frail Kim Jong-il 'may only have months to live' "He does not have all that much longer to live and my sources say the doctors' diagnosis is that he will die before the end of the year," Professor Toshimitsu Shigemura, an expert on North Korean affairs at Waseda University, told the Daily Telegraph. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,596 Posted July 13, 2009 Now diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, according to the China Daily. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BCAlum2000 42 Posted July 13, 2009 Hopefully this guy won't last as long as Patrick Swayze. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted July 13, 2009 Frail Kim Jong-il 'may only have months to live' "He does not have all that much longer to live and my sources say the doctors' diagnosis is that he will die before the end of the year," Professor Toshimitsu Shigemura, an expert on North Korean affairs at Waseda University, told the Daily Telegraph. Can't think why I've never put him on my 700 name list? And now that I did the other day he went straight in at my number 10. Then we get this news about his pancreatis and I've had to lift him to 5th position. If he makes next year with all this news then I'll be suprised, but with my antisipation for an early stack of points in 2010. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted July 13, 2009 If he makes next year with all this news then I'll be suprised, but with my antisipation for an early stack of points in 2010. Some of us will be happy with late 2009 points... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted July 13, 2009 Hopefully he'll hang on till 2010. The stories have been so conflicting about him, that's I left him off my DDP for this year... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted July 14, 2009 The only thing i'm worried about is he has nothing to lose now he might start a war,he might think feck it im going to die might as well take everyone with me. He seems like that sort of guy, you know a psycho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted July 18, 2009 Not long now i think he might already be dead or close to death ,they are preparing a this is your life north korea style show. A big red book would be ironic as well. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/worl...icle6716638.ece its looking more than likely he will die this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted August 4, 2009 Clinton's been hanging out with the Dear Leader. Maybe he'll tweet with some health updates, but it looks unlikely we'll get to see. Seems like he doesn't follow anyone, not even Monica. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
