Windsor 2,233 Posted November 6, 2006 Charles Lane = Man dies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted November 6, 2006 Charles Lane = Man dies 'Cough' 'No talent for writing Deathlist Headlines' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted November 6, 2006 Charles Lane = Man dies 'Cough' 'No talent for writing Deathlist Headlines' Actually that was my attempt at being witty... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted November 6, 2006 Actually that was my attempt at being witty... Ahhh use your own mind. Windsor can write better then this wit person. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alphonsin 1 Posted November 8, 2006 Any of the below that might be half-decent have appeared before, I fear. Still, what the heck: Milton Friedman -- Demand exceeds supply Patrick Moore -- Moore is less Ernest Gallo -- Bottled it Alfredo di Stefano -- Whistle blown on Stefano Michael Foot -- One foot in the grave Albert Hofmann -- Settled Up The Tab Muhammad Ali --Thriller In The Chiller Charles Lane --It’s a wonderful death! General Pinochet Joins the death squad JD Salinger -- The scratcher in the sky Margaret Thatcher -- Snatched! Elizabeth Taylor -- Divorced from life George Melly -- Melly smelly Joseph Barbera -- Unanimated! Billy Graham Meets his maker Clive Dunn -- Doomed Suharto -- Asian flew Ronnie Biggs -- Robbed of life Claude Levi-Strauss -- Unstructured! Brooke Astor -- Astor ad astra Gerald Ford -- Ford stalls Harold Pinter Written out Ingmar Bergman -- Boring f****r dies Lady Bird Johnson Flies away home Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted November 9, 2006 Absolute class Alphonsin, a couple more we might consider: Gerald Ford: Can he die and chew gum at the same time? Jane Tomlinson; Two wheels good, hearse wheels better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted November 9, 2006 Abdelaziz Bouteflika's out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted November 9, 2006 Ernest Gallo - Gallo Corks it! Claude Levi-Strauss - Claude structures death Jane Wyman - (Look through her movies?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted December 3, 2006 Late contender for Pinochet in case he goes... Coup d'eadtat! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted January 6, 2007 Thought I'd drag this one up again, anyone got any more headlines for the new candidates? Rowdy Roddie Piper beaten by the undertaker 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted January 6, 2007 One we might have used a few days ago, but may be able to use this year: Ford Transit, regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted January 6, 2007 Al Molinaro.................... Not so Happy Daze! Gore Vidal ....................Less Gore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Whoopass 0 Posted January 6, 2007 Oral Roberts - ORAL-B GONE: ROBERTS DEAD Ernest Borgnine - MARTY LEAVES THE PARTY Mark Felt - DEEP THROAT CROAKS Ariel Sharon - DON'T ADJUST TV, ARIEL DEAD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted August 3, 2015 Valerie Harper - ON THE RHODA HEAVEN Zsa Zsa Gabor - ZSA ZSA ZSA ZSA, ZSA ZSA ZSA ZSA, HEY HEY, GOODBYE Martin Crowe - MARTIN CROWEKED Herman Wouk - WENT TO SLEEP, NEVER A-WOUK (That's enough for now. Enjoy this reboot) SC 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted August 6, 2015 Doris Day - Doris has had her Day Bob Dole - Signed Off Prince Philip - A Greek Tragedy Herman Wouk - A Write Off 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted August 7, 2015 Al Molinaro - No More Happy Days For Al Billy Graham - Meet His (Money) Maker Harper Lee - Go Set A Funeral Date Clive James - Clive's not alive 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,314 Posted August 7, 2015 Bill Maynard:Missing a Heartbeat Leslie Phillips:Ding-Dung Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted August 7, 2015 Billy Graham - Preaching to the Choir Invisible Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted August 7, 2015 Joost Van Westhuizen - JOOST WHEN YOU THOUGHT HE'D LIVE... Henry Kissinger - KISSINGER? I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER! SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted August 7, 2015 Camila Batmanghelidjh found dead!! former head of kids company found dead in home of apparent heart attack. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3186808/Kids-Company-donor-pulled-3million-pledge-sex-abuse-claims.html btw i think this woman is horrible, I don't buy her for one second and i pride myself on being a great judge of character.Also What is with these people and loud eccentric clothes ? Rolf ,savile , batman (not the hero) ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted August 7, 2015 Robert Mugabe - The Late Dictator Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted August 7, 2015 Martin Crowe - I'm stumped for a headline Peter Sallis - Gromit, but not forgotten Bill Maynard - The Greengrass is always greener Chuck Berry - Chucky B Goode Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dead Cow 620 Posted August 7, 2015 Cliff Michelmore - Cliff Michelnomore Denis Norden - Denis Nordenymore 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,571 Posted August 7, 2015 Prince Philip - Grexit 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted August 7, 2015 Chuck Berry - Johnny B. Dead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
