Paul Bearer 6,100 Posted January 15, 2016 Hmmm, should we brace ourselves? https://twitter.com/imrichardmorris/status/687991296452104192 News like this usually spreads like wildfire. Cant see any further updates anywhere (yet). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,532 Posted January 15, 2016 Rumours being denied The Zimbabwe government on Thursday denied reports that veteran President Robert Mugabe, 91, had collapsed and died in Singapore after rumours spread rapidly about his alleged ill health. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted January 17, 2016 Still alive: http://www.dw.com/en/zimbabwe-president-robert-mugabe-still-alive-spokesman/a-18977473 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted February 18, 2016 Still alive and wanting to be President until his death http://dailypost.ng/2016/02/18/i-will-be-zimbabwean-president-until-i-die-robert-mugabe/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted February 18, 2016 Still alive and wanting to be President until his death http://dailypost.ng/2016/02/18/i-will-be-zimbabwean-president-until-i-die-robert-mugabe/ Yeah, so some of his opponents might be able to fix that, right? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest1 Posted February 21, 2016 92 today. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/21/robert-mugabes-lavish-birthday-plans-attacked-as-drought-plagues-zimbabwe I am sure we all wish him many happy returns. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted February 27, 2016 Doesn't look horrendous for a 92 year old African Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted February 27, 2016 Doesn't look horrendous for a 92 year old African Listen, if you were 92 and she was sucking your knob YOU wouldn't look to horrendous either!!!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted February 27, 2016 Doesn't look horrendous for a 92 year old African Listen, if you were 92 and she was sucking your knob YOU wouldn't look to horrendous either!!!!! The face he's pulling isn't dissimilar to the one I'd be pulling while she was sucking my knob... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted February 28, 2016 A bit ironic that his hour long speech about nurturing the young people of the country to become the leaders of the future should be in a part of the country where the young are dying at the highest rate due to starvation and lack of basic amenities, they had to bring a train load of schoolkids in from outside the are so that the cameras would have something to film. They had $800,000 to spend on his birthday party but they are asking for $1.6 billion in aid due to the drought and the ruling party thinks there is nothing wrong with this. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted February 28, 2016 A bit ironic that his hour long speech about nurturing the young people of the country to become the leaders of the future should be in a part of the country where the young are dying at the highest rate due to starvation and lack of basic amenities, they had to bring a train load of schoolkids in from outside the are so that the cameras would have something to film. They had $800,000 to spend on his birthday party but they are asking for $1.6 billion in aid due to the drought and the ruling party thinks there is nothing wrong with this. Yeah but it looked like a fucking lovely cake, eh!! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,532 Posted March 1, 2016 Former ally Joice Mujuru forms ZPF to oppose Mugabe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted March 1, 2016 A bit ironic that his hour long speech about nurturing the young people of the country to become the leaders of the future should be in a part of the country where the young are dying at the highest rate due to starvation and lack of basic amenities, they had to bring a train load of schoolkids in from outside the are so that the cameras would have something to film. They had $800,000 to spend on his birthday party but they are asking for $1.6 billion in aid due to the drought and the ruling party thinks there is nothing wrong with this. Yeah but it looked like a fucking lovely cake, eh!! Cost of the party $800,000 Value as satire - priceless! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 4, 2016 News is in: Mugabe a very bad pick for another 5 years or so. He is going to live to 100 and refuses to pick a successor until then. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted March 4, 2016 News is in: Mugabe a very bad pick for another 5 years or so. He is going to live to 100 and refuses to pick a successor until then. SC Well, either that or the missus will kill him, pass it off as a domestic accident, and take to throwing her own lavish birthday parties whilst the population starves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted March 4, 2016 News is in: Mugabe a very bad pick for another 5 years or so. He is going to live to 100 and refuses to pick a successor until then. SC Is their a word that can sum up this level of hypocritically ironic naivety because I can't find it: Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe says his successor must be chosen democratically and that his wife will not automatically inherit the role, Also, I fully expect him to be gone by Christmas. Although he's probably not even 96. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted March 13, 2016 Probably posted before, but never mind 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,964 Posted March 14, 2016 Another secret medical trip to Singapore? http://www.radiovop.com/index.php/national-news/13403-mugabe-mysterious-trip-raises-fresh-concerns-over-his-health.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted March 14, 2016 Another secret medical trip to Singapore? http://www.radiovop.com/index.php/national-news/13403-mugabe-mysterious-trip-raises-fresh-concerns-over-his-health.html I guess you can say he is in Singapore health. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,532 Posted April 14, 2016 Protest calling for Mugabe's resignation http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-36047601 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted April 14, 2016 Protest calling for Mugabe's resignation http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-36047601 Where's a violent African coup when you need it? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted April 14, 2016 Protest calling for Mugabe's resignation http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-36047601 Where's a violent African coup when you need it? Somewhere behind a square meal and access to automatic weapons. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted April 14, 2016 Protest calling for Mugabe's resignation http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-36047601 Where's a violent African coup when you need it? An angry Ethiopian pigeon ? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,964 Posted April 28, 2016 Needs help shaking hands, and increases visits to Singapore: http://allafrica.com/stories/201604280226.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
