runebomme 377 Posted July 30, 2018 2 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: I was involved in some recent workplace speculation about why nature would gift older men with so much nasal hair (like where was the evolutionary advantage in that). The other three involved thought it some random biological thing that just happened but I bossed that conversation by pointing out that nasal hair serves an important function because ripping it out in clumps allows older drivers to wake themselves up on long journeys thereby avoiding fatal accidents and living to father second famililes. Expect more and more nose gardens in the near future. the nasal hair helps to keep pheromones longer in the nasal cavity helping the vomeronasal organ to detect them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeffreyTheSuperSnail 66 Posted July 31, 2018 Mugabe was also captured voting earlier today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,227 Posted July 31, 2018 18 minutes ago, JeffreyTheSuperSnail said: Mugabe was also captured voting earlier today. He seems so lonely. Probably because he wasn’t on the ballot this time... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted July 31, 2018 8 hours ago, runebomme said: the nasal hair helps to keep pheromones longer in the nasal cavity helping the vomeronasal organ to detect them Which is how come Mugabe can smell corruption in Zimbabwe when he lives miles away, right? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,972 Posted July 31, 2018 Surely opposition leader Nelson Chamisa, who says he's doing well in polls, must be under our observation: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jul/31/zimbabwe-opposition-leader-claims-he-is-on-course-for-election-win Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted July 31, 2018 4 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: Which is how come Mugabe can smell corruption in Zimbabwe when he lives miles away, right? yes for 37 glorious years truth and justice and the African way Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markb4 902 Posted August 28, 2018 Apparently he and his wife are unwell: https://ewn.co.za/2018/08/27/mugabe-and-wife-apparently-ill Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,227 Posted August 28, 2018 I've been wondering why he only made one comment within the last two months... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John Key 747 Posted August 28, 2018 6 hours ago, markb4 said: Apparently he and his wife are unwell: https://ewn.co.za/2018/08/27/mugabe-and-wife-apparently-ill I have him and his wife on my top 50 I mean, I hope these good people recover. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted August 28, 2018 4 hours ago, John Key said: I have him and his wife on my top 50 I mean, I hope these good people recover. Thanks for your kind words, everything ok, just do not enjoy posting here as much anymore, Joey Russ is so racist he was once thrown out a pointer sisters concert. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted August 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, RobertMugabe said: Thanks for your kind words, everything ok, just do not enjoy posting here as much anymore, Joey Russ is so racist he was once thrown out a pointer sisters concert. Good to hear, Mr Mugabe. Roey juss is a Mobutu lap dog who's jealous that you are a better dictator than Mobutu every was. We here wish a speedy recovery to our favourite African despot, Godspeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,227 Posted August 28, 2018 51 minutes ago, RobertMugabe said: Thanks for your kind words, everything ok, just do not enjoy posting here as much anymore, Joey Russ is so racist he was once thrown out a pointer sisters concert. That argument is completely wrong. I don’t listen to the Pointer Sisters... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted August 28, 2018 The Pointer Sisters are great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted August 28, 2018 3 hours ago, RobertMugabe said: Thanks for your kind words, everything ok, just do not enjoy posting here as much anymore, Joey Russ is so racist he was once thrown out a pointer sisters concert. Not like me, I don’t even eat curry or wear Hawaiian shirts anymore so as to avoid committing cultural appropriation 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,946 Posted August 28, 2018 Come on, this was only an excuse to not attend the ceremony because he hates the Crocodile. Nothing is wrong withe the old fucker and the young whore. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,946 Posted August 31, 2018 Grace's mother has died. She was in her 90s. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eesti 151 Posted September 13, 2018 How is this thing still alive? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,946 Posted September 17, 2018 Robbie and Grace have been flown to Singapore for a medical emergency. Anyway it seems it's about Grace, who should have days left to live after a long battle with colorectal cancer (though in the article cause is reported as complications from surgery, but rumours have been floating around since 2015). Mind you, those sources are the best in Zimbabwe, but I'd not define them reliable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted September 20, 2018 On 17/09/2018 at 12:39, drol said: Robbie and Grace have been flown to Singapore for a medical emergency. Anyway it seems it's about Grace, who should have days left to live after a long battle with colorectal cancer (though in the article cause is reported as complications from surgery, but rumours have been floating around since 2015). Mind you, those sources are the best in Zimbabwe, but I'd not define them reliable. Notably quiet elsewhere amongst more reputable news outlets They're shopping, then 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted September 28, 2018 On 20/09/2018 at 20:11, maryportfuncity said: Notably quiet elsewhere amongst more reputable news outlets They're shopping, then Yeh Bicester village. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,946 Posted November 15, 2018 A year since coup brought down Mugabe. Meanwhile he has spent almost two months in Singapore. Wish they had shot him when they had the occasion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeMoneypenny 55 Posted November 16, 2018 Singapore has pretty harsh punishment for shoplifting but even that is excessive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ceatach 18 Posted November 24, 2018 On 15/11/2018 at 21:23, drol said: A year since coup brought down Mugabe. Meanwhile he has spent almost two months in Singapore. Wish they had shot him when they had the occasion. https://mg.co.za/article/2018-11-21-a-year-later-zimbabweans-reflect-i-sort-of-miss-mugabe Apparently, they're missing him in Zimbabwe.... Funny people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,946 Posted November 24, 2018 Drop this fucker for next year. He will never die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
