Toast 16,129 Posted November 19, 2017 24 minutes ago, Sean said: 25 minutes ago, CoffinLodger said: Is it wrong for me to hope the military let the mob get him and tear him limb from limb? No he deserves it. I'd miss his posts though. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted November 19, 2017 Maybe Zorders can PM him and request that he kills himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted November 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Maybe Zorders can PM him and request that he kills himself. I wish we could get on, we have so much in common, I mean per per person, Zimbabwe and Norfolk have the same GDP per person. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted November 20, 2017 18 hours ago, RobertMugabe said: I wish we could get on, we have so much in common, I mean per per person, Zimbabwe and Norfolk have the same GDP per person. Yes but you lack webbing between toes and fingers, it would never work. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,025 Posted November 21, 2017 News breaking that he has resigned... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 860 Posted November 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: News breaking that he has resigned... HOORAY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,956 Posted November 21, 2017 Here's a link - http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-42071488 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted November 21, 2017 Bye bye Mugabe... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,436 Posted November 21, 2017 He can use the free time to bring back the Swingtime Band. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted November 21, 2017 Finally, a post-Brexit trading partner for the UK! 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted November 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Joey Russ said: Bye bye Mugabe... Why are you being so racist? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted November 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, RobertMugabe said: Why are you being so racist? Are you that pissed of your decision to leave office? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted November 21, 2017 Great news for the people of Zimbabwe but maybe not so good news for us as he's probably saved his life by resigning 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted November 21, 2017 16 minutes ago, RobertMugabe said: Why are you being so racist? Some useful info for you Bob. https://www.nerdwallet.com/blog/investing/best-retirement-plans-for-you/ Happy retirement ! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathbysnoosnoo 28 Posted November 21, 2017 Or maybe now he has nothing to do he will just give up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 716 Posted November 21, 2017 *SCREAMS CHEERFULLY IN NDEBELE* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 716 Posted November 21, 2017 "My decision to resign is voluntary on my part," Mugabe stated in a letter that was under no circumstances written at gunpoint. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prince Philip 28 Posted November 21, 2017 3 hours ago, RobertMugabe said: Why are you being so racist? Fucking hell, old chap, if you think he was being racist you should be glad of your retirement - absolutely rules out any more state visits to the uk, where you'd have to endure meeting me at Buck's Pal. Let's just say old elephant washer and "freedom fighter" that any offence taking at the racism displayed in here would pale in comparison to my personal, proud track record of blunt speaking. I wish you all the best in your retirement, Mr Mugabe (note the lack of President; you sir have been demoted). About time; just imagine how much better life would have been for many Zimbabweans if you had not fought for your false freedom. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 716 Posted November 21, 2017 He will be leaving with grace.....Grace Mugabe that is! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted November 21, 2017 Some wag said that it was easier for Zimbabwe to get rid of Mugabe than it is for Arsenal to get rid of Arsene Wenger... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 716 Posted November 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, themaninblack said: Some wag said that it was easier for Zimbabwe to get rid of Mugabe than it is for Arsenal to get rid of Arsene Wenger... It was either his way or Zimbabwe. 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,311 Posted November 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Life Is Beautiful said: He will be leaving with grace.....Grace Mugabe that is! Almost feel sorry for the poor fucker now. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted November 22, 2017 I've just realised Mugabe has not been seen or heard since his resignation was read out by the speaker of parliament- could they have shot him and forged his signature on the resignation letter? ?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,570 Posted November 22, 2017 1 hour ago, CoffinLodger said: I've just realised Mugabe has not been seen or heard since his resignation was read out by the speaker of parliament- could they have shot him and forged his signature on the resignation letter? ?! They have got what they want from Mugabe so now is not the time to act against him. It would polarise the party. I am assuming that this was done now to avoid a power vacuum/grab at the time of his death, the fact that they have done this means they have reason to believe that event is probably sometime in the relatively near future. They would probably just hope that nature takes its course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,436 Posted November 22, 2017 Hey, if he stops taking his medication now, he can be the Joe Paterno of 2018! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
