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24 minutes ago, Sean said:
25 minutes ago, CoffinLodger said:

Is it wrong for me to hope the military let the mob get him and  tear him limb from limb?

No he deserves it.

 

I'd miss his posts though.

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2 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Maybe Zorders can PM him and request that he kills himself.

I wish we could get on,  we have so much in common, I mean per per person, Zimbabwe and Norfolk have the same GDP per person. 

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18 hours ago, RobertMugabe said:

I wish we could get on,  we have so much in common, I mean per per person, Zimbabwe and Norfolk have the same GDP per person. 

Yes but you lack webbing between toes and fingers, it would never work.

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6 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

News breaking that he has resigned...

HOORAY!

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Bye bye Mugabe...

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He can use the free time to bring back the Swingtime Band.

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1 hour ago, Joey Russ said:

Bye bye Mugabe...

Why are you being so racist? 

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6 minutes ago, RobertMugabe said:

Why are you being so racist? 

Are you that pissed of your decision to leave office? 

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Great news for the people of Zimbabwe but maybe not so good news for us as he's probably saved his life by resigning 

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"My decision to resign is voluntary on my part," Mugabe stated in a letter that was under no circumstances written at gunpoint.

 

 

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3 hours ago, RobertMugabe said:

Why are you being so racist? 

 

Fucking hell, old chap, if you think he was being racist you should be glad of your retirement - absolutely rules out any more state visits to the uk, where you'd have to endure meeting me at Buck's Pal. Let's just say old elephant washer and "freedom fighter" that any offence taking at the racism displayed in here would pale in comparison to my personal, proud track record of blunt speaking. I wish you all the best in your retirement, Mr Mugabe (note the lack of President; you sir have been demoted). About time; just imagine how much better life would have been for many Zimbabweans if you had not fought for your false freedom. 

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Some wag said that it was easier for Zimbabwe to get rid of Mugabe than it is for Arsenal to get rid of Arsene Wenger...

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5 minutes ago, themaninblack said:

Some wag said that it was easier for Zimbabwe to get rid of Mugabe than it is for Arsenal to get rid of Arsene Wenger...

It was either his way or Zimbabwe.

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1 hour ago, Life Is Beautiful said:

He will be leaving with grace.....Grace Mugabe that is!

Almost feel sorry for the poor fucker now.

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I've just realised Mugabe has not been seen or heard since his resignation was read out by the speaker of parliament- could they have shot him and forged his signature on the resignation letter? ?!

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1 hour ago, CoffinLodger said:

I've just realised Mugabe has not been seen or heard since his resignation was read out by the speaker of parliament- could they have shot him and forged his signature on the resignation letter? ?!

 

They have got what they want from Mugabe so now is not the time to act against him. It would polarise the party. I am assuming that this was done now to avoid a power vacuum/grab at the time of his death, the fact that they have done this means they have reason to believe that event is probably sometime in the relatively near future. They would probably just hope that nature takes its course.

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 Hey, if he stops taking his medication now, he can be the Joe Paterno of 2018! :P

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