Magere Hein 1,400 Posted December 31, 2006 20 years. He should be on Deathlist 2007.And 2027. I appreciate the sentiment, but how much hard carking evidence can we muster on New Years Eve 2006? None. It's just that if he got himself under a bus while he wouldn't be on our list, we'd be sorry forever. And then, we only need 15 hits to get a record crop, not 50. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teddy 21 Posted January 1, 2007 Yeeeaaaaaahhhhh - 20 not out. Maybe he should have got a game for the English Cricket Team this Ashes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted February 25, 2007 Clive Dunn should be able to continue to enjoy life's little luxuries for a while longer. His cousin and fellow Deathlist pick, Gretchen Franklin, left him one sixth of her estate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,531 Posted February 25, 2007 Clive Dunn should be able to continue to enjoy life's little luxuries for a while longer. His cousin and fellow Deathlist pick, Gretchen Franklin, left him one sixth of her estate. I'm starting to think that Clive Dunn is immortal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death in Vegas 3 Posted March 11, 2007 It occurred to me earlier tonight, that should the unthinkable happen and the seemingly immortal Clive Dunn does get posted to the Home Guard in the sky, what would the repercussions be for the Deathlist? Surely his death would be akin to the Big Bang, sending seismic shockwaves throughout this site, leaving carnage and devastation in its wake before collapsing in on itself and leaving a giant vacuum. Could anyone ever come close to matching the cult status held by Clive? I certainly can't think of any obvious contenders. These are important questions that need to be addressed. Ordinarily I would say that no individual is bigger than the list, but with Dunny... Frightening isn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted March 11, 2007 I have premonitions, sacreligious thoughts, of Clive coming down with something really heavy, like pancreatic cancer or maybe even a stage four malignant brain tumor. I also worry that his death might be the precursor to Armageddon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted March 12, 2007 It occurred to me earlier tonight, that should the unthinkable happen and the seemingly immortal Clive Dunn does get posted to the Home Guard in the sky, what would the repercussions be for the Deathlist? Surely his death would be akin to the Big Bang, sending seismic shockwaves throughout this site, leaving carnage and devastation in its wake before collapsing in on itself and leaving a giant vacuum. Could anyone ever come close to matching the cult status held by Clive? I certainly can't think of any obvious contenders. These are important questions that need to be addressed. Ordinarily I would say that no individual is bigger than the list, but with Dunny... Frightening isn't it? Do you know what, if he died I think we'd mark the following day by logging on and posting as usual, with some increased activity around Clive's thread. The sun would still rise....etc. Re who we'd adopt as a - sort of - mascot. I think we're looking for an actor, long out of work, not too old, and I think Dickie O has to be our man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Real Madron 6 Posted March 12, 2007 It occurred to me earlier tonight, that should the unthinkable happen and the seemingly immortal Clive Dunn does get posted to the Home Guard in the sky, what would the repercussions be for the Deathlist? Surely his death would be akin to the Big Bang, sending seismic shockwaves throughout this site, leaving carnage and devastation in its wake before collapsing in on itself and leaving a giant vacuum. Could anyone ever come close to matching the cult status held by Clive? I certainly can't think of any obvious contenders. These are important questions that need to be addressed. Ordinarily I would say that no individual is bigger than the list, but with Dunny... Frightening isn't it? Do you know what, if he died I think we'd mark the following day by logging on and posting as usual, with some increased activity around Clive's thread. The sun would still rise....etc. Re who we'd adopt as a - sort of - mascot. I think we're looking for an actor, long out of work, not too old, and I think Dickie O has to be our man. or Dick Van Dyke? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 12, 2007 It occurred to me earlier tonight, that should the unthinkable happen and the seemingly immortal Clive Dunn does get posted to the Home Guard in the sky, what would the repercussions be for the Deathlist? Surely his death would be akin to the Big Bang, sending seismic shockwaves throughout this site, leaving carnage and devastation in its wake before collapsing in on itself and leaving a giant vacuum. Could anyone ever come close to matching the cult status held by Clive? I certainly can't think of any obvious contenders. These are important questions that need to be addressed. Ordinarily I would say that no individual is bigger than the list, but with Dunny... Frightening isn't it? Do you know what, if he died I think we'd mark the following day by logging on and posting as usual, with some increased activity around Clive's thread. The sun would still rise....etc. Re who we'd adopt as a - sort of - mascot. I think we're looking for an actor, long out of work, not too old, and I think Dickie O has to be our man. or Dick Van Dyke? I vote Dickie Davies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted March 12, 2007 June Whitfield? She seemed old and granny like to me in Terry and June but I guess that's because I was very young then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twelvetrees 10 Posted March 12, 2007 Should the unthinkable happen, I'd go for keeping with the Dad's Army theme and have either Bill Pertwee or Frank Williams. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted March 12, 2007 Should the unthinkable happen, I'd go for keeping with the Dad's Army theme and have either Bill Pertwee or Frank Williams. Or Ian Lavender? He seems to have had DL attention too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Scythe 0 Posted March 17, 2007 I confidently expect Clive to outlive all these suggestions for his replacement as DL mascot. Who do you think you are kidding Mister Hitler, if you think Clive Dunn is done? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clive's NOT Dunn 7 Posted March 20, 2007 I'm starting to think that Clive Dunn is immortal Let's hope so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olveres 8 Posted March 20, 2007 I'm starting to think that Clive Dunn is immortal Let's hope so. Let's not Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Typhoid Harry 23 Posted July 31, 2007 C'mon, Clive, it's a fad! Join in! You bastage... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathcorner 1 Posted January 1, 2008 Good to see Clive making his annual appearance. However, could we really count him as a success though? Losing our beloved mascot would surely be the end of an era. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sleepflower 0 Posted January 2, 2008 I don't think this would be the same without him! There's no natural successor like he was for the QM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoggie 0 Posted January 6, 2008 it will be a sad day when old clive bites the bullet and goes to meet his maker. would be nice for him to pop on to DL and say chow to his fans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest seeno Posted February 16, 2008 Humourously I was reading an interview with Morrissey the other day, and he was asked who he'd like to play him in a film of his life. He said "Is Clive Dunn still alive?" This interview was from about 1985! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoggie 0 Posted May 28, 2008 must be the nice weather in Portugal keeping him going Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadly Fairy 0 Posted May 28, 2008 I know this is random but why does it say on our main Deathlist Clive Dunn is 86 this year but according to Wikipedia ( I know it is not reliable) Clive Dunn is 88 years old? Anyone have any ideas why? Deadly Fairy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted May 29, 2008 I know this is random but why does it say on our main Deathlist Clive Dunn is 86 this year but according to Wikipedia ( I know it is not reliable) Clive Dunn is 88 years old? Anyone have any ideas why? Deadly Fairy Many people in the entertainment business deftly lose a year now and again from their birthdate, causing some confusion later on for biographers etc. Tina Turner being one good example. Zsa Zsa Gabor being another. Re the DL mascot after the demise of Mr Dunn. We're looking for someone widely presumed dead we know to be alive, who may through old age or infirmity shuffle off at any time but is more likely to linger and allow us plenty opportunities for banter and ironic praise of a limited talent. That's about where we are with Cpl Jones, right? The obvious successor to my mind has to be Dickie O. I'll get me coat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted May 29, 2008 I know this is random but why does it say on our main Deathlist Clive Dunn is 86 this year but according to Wikipedia ( I know it is not reliable) Clive Dunn is 88 years old? Anyone have any ideas why? Deadly Fairy Many people in the entertainment business deftly lose a year now and again from their birthdate, causing some confusion later on for biographers etc. Tina Turner being one good example. Zsa Zsa Gabor being another. Re the DL mascot after the demise of Mr Dunn. We're looking for someone widely presumed dead we know to be alive, who may through old age or infirmity shuffle off at any time but is more likely to linger and allow us plenty opportunities for banter and ironic praise of a limited talent. That's about where we are with Cpl Jones, right? The obvious successor to my mind has to be Dickie O. I'll get me coat. That's just what I've said in the Dickie O thread! Great minds....or is it coats? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted May 30, 2008 Minds TMIB, definitely minds. I think deep down many others know we're right. Dickie O is older and significantly less healthy than was Clive Dunn when he first got the mascot role hereabouts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites