Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 23, 2009 http://uk.news.yahoo.com/1/20090722/ten-wi...al-c60bd6d.html Now you too could smell like Winehouse! The question is...why would anybody want to? It's a well known fact that famous people smell better than the rest of us. I launched my own perfume in the car the other day. You would not believe the abuse I got. Mwah ha ha! I believe the best way of 'launching your own perfume' whilst in the car is firstly discreetly make sure all the windows are up, then turn the heating on full blast, then turn the radio on full blast, then release the beast. I of course wouldn't know the effect this might have, me being a lady and all that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Miser 18 Posted July 24, 2009 http://uk.news.yahoo.com/1/20090722/ten-wi...al-c60bd6d.html Now you too could smell like Winehouse! The question is...why would anybody want to? yummy...the smell of gin, vomit and dried seamen with a hint of cinnamon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted July 24, 2009 http://uk.news.yahoo.com/1/20090722/ten-wi...al-c60bd6d.html Now you too could smell like Winehouse! The question is...why would anybody want to? yummy...the smell of gin, vomit and dried seamen with a hint of cinnamon. Dried seamen? That's a misspelling worthy of Captain Pugwash and his trusty sidekick Seaman Staynes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gordon Comstock 2 Posted July 24, 2009 Dried seamen? That's a misspelling worthy of Captain Pugwash and his trusty sidekick Seaman Staynes. What prescience honez: Pugwash creator Ryan dies aged 88 Of course, all that nonsense about Seaman Staynes, Master Bates and Roger the cabin boy was just an invention of that bloke who used to be funny, Victor Lewis Smith. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,534 Posted July 24, 2009 Dried seamen? That's a misspelling worthy of Captain Pugwash and his trusty sidekick Seaman Staynes. What prescience honez: Pugwash creator Ryan dies aged 88 Of course, all that nonsense about Seaman Staynes, Master Bates and Roger the cabin boy was just an invention of that bloke who used to be funny, Victor Lewis Smith. True, it was Tom the cabin boy. But if Roger the cabin boy wasn't a sexual offence, surely Muffin The Mule and Dobbin' The Horse certainly were Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefunkyfaz 51 Posted July 24, 2009 Dried seamen? That's a misspelling worthy of Captain Pugwash and his trusty sidekick Seaman Staynes. What prescience honez: Pugwash creator Ryan dies aged 88 Of course, all that nonsense about Seaman Staynes, Master Bates and Roger the cabin boy was just an invention of that bloke who used to be funny, Victor Lewis Smith. True, it was Tom the cabin boy. But if Roger the cabin boy wasn't a sexual offence, surely Muffin The Mule and Dobbin' The Horse certainly were I've always thought Noggin' the Nog sounded like a euphemism... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bob Loblah Posted July 26, 2009 25Jul09 Say all you like about Amy Winehouse...... ......that girl can sure sing. Ps: Bob Loblah kinda thinks she has some money to boot. Forever and Ever Bob Loblah Dried seamen? That's a misspelling worthy of Captain Pugwash and his trusty sidekick Seaman Staynes. What prescience honez: Pugwash creator Ryan dies aged 88 Of course, all that nonsense about Seaman Staynes, Master Bates and Roger the cabin boy was just an invention of that bloke who used to be funny, Victor Lewis Smith. True, it was Tom the cabin boy. But if Roger the cabin boy wasn't a sexual offence, surely Muffin The Mule and Dobbin' The Horse certainly were I've always thought Noggin' the Nog sounded like a euphemism... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,654 Posted September 8, 2009 Reports today that Whitehouse' dad found her in bed with estranged headcase Blake Fielder Civil.....looks promising! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted October 20, 2009 Oh dear. Ames has apparently been 'drug-free for a year'. Hopefully that's a misprint, and she's been getting her drugs gratis for the past 12 months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinjackflash22 0 Posted October 25, 2009 Amy was on Strictly a few weeks ago with her god-daughter Dionne Bromfield. She didn't exactly look clean to me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,654 Posted October 26, 2009 Typically shambolic appearance at the Q Awards, late on stage to present an award (supposedly because she was stuck in a lift), before a brief rant about The Specials being 'the most inspirational band of all time'. Beatles must've been a fairly close second though, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted April 27, 2010 Amy Winehouse in hospital after fall He [her spokesman] said: "She had an accident and tripped over at her home. She ended up with a cut above her eye and bruised her ribs. She's going to be fine." Sounds like she got a good kicking. Although, I reckon she fell into several bottles of gin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,654 Posted October 6, 2010 Currently claiming to have been drug free since landing herself in hospital following a bit too much heroin in 2007. Not sure how well her current claim tallies with several eye-witness reports and pap photographs in the last three years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted May 27, 2011 No! No! No! Please can we have a one-click button on the site that we can use to post that she's back in rehab? It'll save effort and keep things simpler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted May 27, 2011 No! No! No! Please can we have a one-click button on the site that we can use to post that she's back in rehab? It'll save effort and keep things simpler. It could be combined with Zsa Zsa/hospital, Gazza/copshop, Doherty/prison etc. We're all creatures of habit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted June 19, 2011 Still pissed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted July 23, 2011 Amy Winehouse has been found dead in her North London flat. She was 27. Sky News reporting now - it has not been reported online yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,538 Posted July 23, 2011 Amy Winehouse has been found dead in her North London flat. She was 27. Sky News reporting now - it has not been reported online yet. Oh shi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Reaper 186 Posted July 23, 2011 A tragedy indeed...that she was considered to be becoming a less likely candidate for the list Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted July 23, 2011 The curse of 27 strikes again... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
notaguest 16 Posted July 23, 2011 Just been a newsflash on radio one to announce the news.Sad and tragic but didnt have to be inevitable.I'M actually in tears right now.wierd... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinegar Tits 606 Posted July 23, 2011 I'm actually surprised I'm surprised at this news. So: suicide, accidental OD or something else? I'm going for suicide (though probably via drugs). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted July 23, 2011 Lets face it - she was never one to grow old was she? In fact with 17 pages on this thread of her "history" it goes to show how being ultra high profile and in the spot-light just hurts those who can't quite cope with all the ramifications of fame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
