Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted December 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, charon said: I'm a reasonable bloke. I don't hate much in Life* , but the biggest bugbear re Brands I have is with Apple. Absolute shower of cunts to deal with, supported by the absolute shower of cunts who all starry eyed buy their shite. So it was with great pleasure I read this morning about them owning up to making their spyphones run slower through 'upgrades' to prolong the life of their shitty battery technology that they deliberately made integral, and a money earner in repairs. https://forums.digitalspy.com/discussion/2259172/apple-deliberately-slow-down-iphones-as-battery-gets-older-confirmed-by-apple#latest £1,000 for the latest over hyped piece of pish , buy one and you are pretty much admitting you are retarded. A nice warm feeling flows over me at this point (no trouser wetting involved) and safe in the knowledge a lot of cunts will still purchase their innovativeless crap blindly. * I actually hate nearly everything/everyone on the Planet. Just checking you're awake. When I saw that you had posted in here, I assumed you had suffered a severe bang to your head. I need not have worried. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted January 8, 2018 There are some wonderful people out there. See, I'm nice really. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted January 10, 2018 Ahhh. After weeks of poor torture including more Plasters than a certain supermarket can sell, the sheer joy of breaking in my DM shoes for work mean I’m in for st least 2 years pure heaven when I’m walking 8 miles a day minimum. Hell to to break in but heaven there after. Good olde Dr Martens 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted January 10, 2018 3 hours ago, philheybrookbay said: Ahhh. After weeks of poor torture including more Plasters than a certain supermarket can sell, the sheer joy of breaking in my DM shoes for work mean I’m in for st least 2 years pure heaven when I’m walking 8 miles a day minimum. Hell to to break in but heaven there after. Good olde Dr Martens Sounds like the dating history part II matey 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 20, 2018 https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/5389047/celebrity-big-brother-axed-from-next-year-alongside-civilian-show/ Better 18 years too late than never. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted February 4, 2018 On 20/01/2018 at 22:45, Deathray said: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/5389047/celebrity-big-brother-axed-from-next-year-alongside-civilian-show/ Better 18 years too late than never. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted February 4, 2018 Can I say birthdays? Given it’s mine. I spent the first 4 hrs until 4am drinking champagne in a posh hotel with a man I’d just met. Played the birthday card and got played with bubbles. I felt like a common hooker.....before acting like one Could have done without the hangover and the walk of shame. At 44 I should know better 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted February 4, 2018 13 minutes ago, philheybrookbay said: Can I say birthdays? Given it’s mine. I spent the first 4 hrs until 4am drinking champagne in a posh hotel with a man I’d just met. Played the birthday card and got played with bubbles. I felt like a common hooker.....before acting like one Could have done without the hangover and the walk of shame. At 44 I should know better Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,055 Posted February 4, 2018 49 minutes ago, philheybrookbay said: Can I say birthdays? Given it’s mine. I spent the first 4 hrs until 4am drinking champagne in a posh hotel with a man I’d just met. Played the birthday card and got played with bubbles. I felt like a common hooker.....before acting like one Could have done without the hangover and the walk of shame. At 44 I should know better I'm older. Still don't know any better. Birfday shags have been uncommon for me....however, that's another 360 odd days it hasn't. Must get out for drink this week. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted February 4, 2018 4 hours ago, philheybrookbay said: Can I say birthdays? Given it’s mine. I spent the first 4 hrs until 4am drinking champagne in a posh hotel with a man I’d just met. Played the birthday card and got played with bubbles. I felt like a common hooker.....before acting like one Could have done without the hangover and the walk of shame. At 44 I should know better Happy Shagtastic Birthday Phil 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 20, 2018 7 months since a room lovely post? Sad. Anyhoo. Been a v shit summer at work and even the Big Storm went South of here, meaning I'm working in conditions that are harsh as we still get the tail (50mph+ winds today etc) and still throw a boat in the water. Every cunt is short tempered , paranoid about things going wrong and I'm included in that, and not a great working environment. However, the room lovely aspect happened today , a boy I work with took 10 days off for a trip to Euro Disney (burd and two <5 yo weans) and I thought he was back yesterday, but he turned up today. "Ah, there's a story" he said, and as I mentioned his mother on here a year ago when she went AWOL in Spain on the piss last year, my mood picked up. France was fine. Flew back to Glasgow and got on the train to Inverness. All cushty. Got to Perth and the place is crawling with Transport Police cops, "looking for some cunt" he says to his wife. Turns out it was him 3 year old daughter was going tonto and he said "do that again and you'll get a smack!", then moved her leg. Cunto opposite texted the pigs lol so the whole family with buggy's/luggage hauled off at Perth at 8pm, wife and weans get 11pm train, he gets hauled off to Perth nick, the BTP refuse to do interview so call the CID who come from Glasgow at the end of their shift, no duty solicitor available so they hint at a " no comment" stance which he takes. Released with no charge at 2 am in the middle of Perth, the cops totally pissed off at getting dragged from the weeg for no reason 10 mins afore their shift ended, , dressed for 28° Paris but a train North due at 5am. Train cancelled due to derailment at Culloden so a bus at 11am. Gets to Inverness, meets a boy he knows and goes on the lash. Wakes up at 11pm in Inverness bus station with no idea how or what happened, had spent £250 , the wife saw it online and cancelled the card lol. Round to the lorry depot for a lift North, got home at 2am and 4hours kip and into work rattling Sometimes other folks misfortunes brighten up my life, and this was one of them. Happy daze. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted December 11, 2018 Reasons why I love Slavoj #437 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted December 21, 2018 An absolute CUNT that I have to work with is leaving in February! I’ve never been so fucking chirpy! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,143 Posted December 21, 2018 Lardy !!!!!!!!! You've been missed. Don't be a stranger. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted December 21, 2018 Honestly I have been the happiest fucker you ever knew since yesterday! Good things come to those who get pissed right up at Christmas! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted October 14, 2019 Visited HMRC website on Saturday evening, found I'm due a big tax rebate. Yay me. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,617 Posted November 24, 2019 For the first time ever, I managed to get a price-match guarantee honoured! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted November 24, 2019 2 hours ago, time said: For the first time ever, I managed to get a price-match guarantee honoured! That's cool. It's one of those bollocks advert puffery - they know no one is searching for lower prices after they buy whatever it is. I am guessing you stumbled upon a sale or summat. Good job, UP their price-matching! SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted November 24, 2019 (Since I'm here ... ) So I was going through my file cabinet (at my rental), and purging unnecessary papers. Looked in mortgage file and there was a $1001 cheque - uncashed from mid 2018. Was an escrow overpayment refund. I called Chase Bank to confirm that I hadn't had it credited in some manner (ie I was supposed to void/tear up the paper cheque). Confirmed. They are sending me a new cheque (they don't even service the mortgage, it's since been sold to Flagstar Bank). $irC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,617 Posted November 24, 2019 7 hours ago, Sir Creep said: That's cool. It's one of those bollocks advert puffery - they know no one is searching for lower prices after they buy whatever it is. I am guessing you stumbled upon a sale or summat. Good job, UP their price-matching! SC It was one of those black Friday things - I get an email from retailer, check prices amongst other online retailers, select the best price, make purchase. Next day, a well known tax-avoiding on-line retailer emails me with 'Black Friday' offers, coincidentally including the item I bought the previous day, but £60 -odd cheaper. I didn't even have to look! Two minute phone call, sorted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted November 25, 2019 Room Lovely - Man forgets a thousand dollars... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,143 Posted February 25, 2020 My old rustbucket passed the MOT with nothing seriously needing doing Or more accurately, addressing the advisories would merely be a waste of money. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,143 Posted March 13, 2020 One of my ankle wellies sprang a leak. The right foot. They have had a good deal of wear, so no complaints. Same with the previous pair - one eventually developed a split, but I kept the other one. Now invariably when this happens, the two good boots are for the same foot, but on this occasion the survivor was ... the right one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winfield 8 Posted March 15, 2020 Nipped into a local supermarket yesterday to pick up a couple of items for dinner, and went to the self-service checkout to pay for them... ...it turned out that the previous customer (now long gone) had forgotten to pick up all of their change (£5), which paid for my items as well as leaving me with some change for my paper this morning! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted March 15, 2020 9 minutes ago, Winfield said: Nipped into a local supermarket yesterday to pick up a couple of items for dinner, and went to the self-service checkout to pay for them... ...it turned out that the previous customer (now long gone) had forgotten to pick up all of their change (£5), which paid for my items as well as leaving me with some change for my paper this morning! Technically that's theft by finding - a criminal offence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
