Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 21, 2018 So Sir Creep has come down with some sinus/lung virus thingy a few days ago. Coughing up Godknowswhat, I guess I could be on the downside of it in 5 days but looks like I will be somewhat ill for Christmas 2018 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted December 21, 2018 On 08/12/2018 at 08:47, Cat O'Falk said: They haven't been playing this for the last few years.....probably disrespectful to the transgendered or some similar group 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted December 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: So Sir Creep has come down with some sinus/lung virus thingy a few days ago. Coughing up Godknowswhat, I guess I could be on the downside of it in 5 days but looks like I will be somewhat ill for Christmas 2018 Would you be offended if I include you in my crowdsourced list? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 21, 2018 1 minute ago, deadsox said: Would you be offended if I include you in my crowdsourced list? I was scanning the rules about 'self-inclusion' tbh 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted December 22, 2018 Work finished, shopping done, Gin and Tonic on the go and Carry On Cleo on the TV. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted December 23, 2018 Conversation with best mate. ’You’re turning into Elsie Tanner’ ’What strong and independent?’ ’No. Gin soaked with a terrible taste in men’ He’s got a point..... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted December 23, 2018 Christmas is the only time of the year where you can shout "Don't come in here" and people won't assume your having a wank. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted December 23, 2018 Santa won't be visiting Indonesia this year, but he said he has nipped past and give them a wave. 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,398 Posted December 24, 2018 Wrapping a load of presents this afternoon, followed by packing for a 3 and a half week holiday, followed by delivering some of these presents, and frankly sucking steamers out of Santa’s arsehole would be more fun than this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted December 24, 2018 Taking a DL break - keep the Deathrace teams coming and when Mrs MPFC and the Voice of Young Maryport take in the local panto in a few days I'll nab that time to compile a masterlist. Have a great Christmas everyone 3 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted December 24, 2018 At Sisters for Xmas (he’s my ex but we’re twisted sisters so it fits) Just my Mum and Dad and current boyfriend to come over tomorrow for Christmas. When I say I’m in Cornwall where your brothers sister is your Aunts ex this is perfectly normal 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,611 Posted December 24, 2018 Big family* Christmas dinner tomorrow. *not my family, but what the hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted December 24, 2018 I'm working early for a couple of hours, then its red wine, mince pies and Baileys cream for Xmas dinner, and a session with the axe is promised afterwards whilst light. Christmas doesn't get any better than that cuntos * I may skip the mince pies.......just been telt they don't contain mince ffs 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted December 24, 2018 Ahhhhhhhh. Xmas Eve in The Shire at Tesco , same as any other day. 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted December 25, 2018 14 hours ago, charon said: and a session with the axe is promised afterwards whilst light. Aye, that went well Anyway. I woke up to a lit fire! Who says only bad girls get coal? Merry Christmas DLers! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted December 25, 2018 14 hours ago, charon said: Ahhhhhhhh. Xmas Eve in The Shire at Tesco , same as any other day. Shoplifters after being approached by 2 Tesco staff. They can afford a nice(?) car like that, but are hell bent on stealing a bit of booze. Angry mob trying to stop them with trollies. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,398 Posted December 25, 2018 14 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said: Shoplifters after being approached by 2 Tesco staff. They can afford a nice(?) car like that, but are hell bent on stealing a bit of booze. Angry mob trying to stop them with trollies. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted December 25, 2018 30 minutes ago, Boudicca said: Aye, that went well Anyway. I woke up to a lit fire! Who says only bad girls get coal? Merry Christmas DLers! Nice avatar, how did you get that eye? The Trade Description Act defying "mince" pies got the message tho....... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted December 25, 2018 20 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said: Shoplifters after being approached by 2 Tesco staff. They can afford a nice(?) car like that, but are hell bent on stealing a bit of booze. Angry mob trying to stop them with trollies. £16.00 for a bottle of voddy. That's 832 quid a year saved if you nick one a week, assuming they've been doing this a few years to buy that car. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,477 Posted December 25, 2018 I thought I was the only one who went "Ooh mince pies" then got disappointed. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted December 25, 2018 Now at my sons. My daughter and her boyfriend, my in laws and my dau in laws parents, son and gaughter are here too. This is not what i wanted for christmas. Big family dos are to me what ebola is to Africa. I am going to have to get through this some how. Next year im fucking off somewhere. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,477 Posted December 25, 2018 I had SIX INLAWS in my house a few weeks ago and didn't murder any of them. Dunno if that's impressive or disappointing. Anyhow we saw them at weekend so mums today, rest of my lot tomorrow then back to usual antisocial nature. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 25, 2018 I believe the proper phrase is 'Happy Christmas', which of course Sir Creep wishes to all of you this day. SC 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted December 25, 2018 We had two people to give cards and salmon to and timed it so well that they were both out when we delivered. Re-fuckin-sult. Then we went for a romantic moonlit dangerwalk right past the Uberhun who castigates folk for being the wrong sort of Protestant, and me an Irish Catholic * * Today he was sawing wood fae the burnin' which he doesn't do on a Sunday. Christmas Day is not a religious holiday therefore it's acceptable to 'work' on burning fenians. God's work. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
