Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted February 10, 2009 Bit of a shame really though - I read right the way through the Paul Hunter thread last night, and I think it would be a bit of a jolly jape if we got some ranters. I appreciate their sentiments and all that, but what a bunch of twats! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted February 10, 2009 Doherty? O'Sullivan? Dunn? Nope, none of them. Sadly, the Day of the Ranter is well and truly over. No it isn't, just wait until some public do-gooder or some conspiciously ill person raising money for charity is at death's door. Or some respectable type on the edge of celebrity - like Jill Sinclair - gets shot by her son's air rifle. It's more a matter of cirumstances than time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted February 10, 2009 Doherty? O'Sullivan? Dunn? Nope, none of them. Sadly, the Day of the Ranter is well and truly over. No it isn't, just wait until some public do-gooder or some conspiciously ill person raising money for charity is at death's door. Or some respectable type on the edge of celebrity - like Jill Sinclair - gets shot by her son's air rifle. It's more a matter of cirumstances than time. You're still dreaming of the halcyon days of 2004-2006. Jane Tomlinson's death in late 2007 didn't elicit one single rant, despite her being the proud owner of a 26-page thread full of totally disrespectful yet amusing bitchiness. Why do you think that is? Possibly because there are millions more websites out there for people to whinge incoherently on today than there were during the night of the Hunter. PS Are you not allowed an avatar during your short stint as John Leslie? Not even a John Leslie one, or an Abi Titmuss and that friend of hers from the vi... oh, never mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted February 10, 2009 Doherty? O'Sullivan? Dunn? Nope, none of them. Sadly, the Day of the Ranter is well and truly over. No it isn't, just wait until some public do-gooder or some conspiciously ill person raising money for charity is at death's door. Or some respectable type on the edge of celebrity - like Jill Sinclair - gets shot by her son's air rifle. It's more a matter of cirumstances than time. You're still dreaming of the halcyon days of 2004-2006. Jane Tomlinson's death in late 2007 didn't elicit one single rant, despite her being the proud owner of a 26-page thread full of totally disrespectful yet amusing bitchiness. Why do you think that is? Possibly because there are millions more websites out there for people to whinge incoherently on today than there were during the night of the Hunter. PS Are you not allowed an avatar during your short stint as John Leslie? Not even a John Leslie one, or an Abi Titmuss and that friend of hers from the vi... oh, never mind. He's right you know. This site is starting to become a little genteel. Maybe we should be a bit more outrageous with our threads. Or something... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted February 11, 2009 Doherty? O'Sullivan? Dunn? Nope, none of them. Sadly, the Day of the Ranter is well and truly over. No it isn't, just wait until some public do-gooder or some conspiciously ill person raising money for charity is at death's door. Or some respectable type on the edge of celebrity - like Jill Sinclair - gets shot by her son's air rifle. It's more a matter of cirumstances than time. You're still dreaming of the halcyon days of 2004-2006. Jane Tomlinson's death in late 2007 didn't elicit one single rant, despite her being the proud owner of a 26-page thread full of totally disrespectful yet amusing bitchiness. Why do you think that is? Possibly because there are millions more websites out there for people to whinge incoherently on today than there were during the night of the Hunter. Potential ranters aka guests are currently unable to post in threads started by a guest, by some quirk of fate or technology. Into which category Tomlinson's falls. Not that anyone gives a stuff about the minging illness-faking drama queen anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted February 13, 2009 out of intensive care Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted February 14, 2009 jade has months to live ,looks like she wont even make 2010 , though i have a feeling she might make 2010 still being young her body can put up a fight. defo wont make it past jan 2010 though. hear she's marrying her boyfriend just hope he doesnt run off with the millions and leave her kids penniless . http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics...hs-to-live.html i not the biggest fan of hers but no one at 27 deserves cancer except maybe Ian Huntley etc. all the best . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted February 14, 2009 This article says that she has months, if not weeks to live. I have to say that even though I have been keeping an eye on this one, I do think it is all very sad. The woman is only 27 after all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Peter 14 Posted February 14, 2009 Confirmed by the BEEB Looks like the Grim Reaper is making his travel arrangements at the moment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted February 14, 2009 I wonder if Kerry Katona will land the role in the TV movie Poppadoomed!: The Jane Goodie Story. Directed by Ken Russell and featuring Sunetra Sarker as Shilpa Fuckawala, Dot Cotton as Jane's Mum and A Traffic Cone as Jack Tweed. Apparently, Jane is also a monkey who teaches children how to grow up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted February 14, 2009 Confirmed by the BEEB Looks like the Grim Reaper is making his travel arrangements at the moment The tumour made me constipated and caused my body to start bloating Is it me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,142 Posted February 14, 2009 No. This bit made me as well. My biggest fear was that I would have to have a colostomy bag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted February 14, 2009 No. This bit made me as well. My biggest fear was that I would have to have a colostomy bag. Until it was explained to her, she probably thought it was a designer accessory... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted February 14, 2009 He also said Goody's boyfriend Jack Tweed had proposed to her in hospital after receiving the news. Sly f****r. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Razor Boy 19 Posted February 14, 2009 He also said Goody's boyfriend Jack Tweed had proposed to her in hospital after receiving the news. Sly f****r. Wasn't that it "Carry on Doctor" ? LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted February 14, 2009 He also said Goody's boyfriend Jack Tweed had proposed to her in hospital after receiving the news. Sly f****r. That's something I don't understand, getting married when you find out you're going to die soon . Wendy Richard and Joanne Evans did the same, why the need to die a married woman? What difference does it make. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grobler 35 Posted February 14, 2009 That's something I don't understand, getting married when you find out you're going to die soon . Wendy Richard and Joanne Evans did the same, why the need to die a married woman? What difference does it make. Might be something to do with inheritance law.....estate passes to spouse... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,142 Posted February 14, 2009 A will is invalidated by a subsequent marriage, so I understand, so it's important to get these things done in the right order. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted February 14, 2009 Might be something to do with inheritance law.....estate passes to spouse... Depends on where you are domiciled, in Scotland 'Jus relictae' is used, probably changed now, but when I studied it only the heritable estate passed wholly to the spouse, the moveable estate was split into 3, one third went to the spouse and the remaining two thirds were split between any remaining issue (children). I would imagine that, if it is the same in England, Mr. Tweed would inherit any property owned by his new wife and one third of her money, nice windfall for a 21 year old and I bet the daft bint marries him too . Kind of moots the point of making a Will. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted February 14, 2009 Might be something to do with inheritance law.....estate passes to spouse... Depends on where you are domiciled, in Scotland 'Jus relictae' is used, probably changed now, but when I studied it only the heritable estate passed wholly to the spouse, the moveable estate was split into 3, one third went to the spouse and the remaining two thirds were split between any remaining issue (children). I would imagine that, if it is the same in England, Mr. Tweed would inherit any property owned by his new wife and one third of her money, nice windfall for a 21 year old and I bet the daft bint marries him too . Kind of moots the point of making a Will. course she will cos she's thick as f**k. And yeh yeh, i'll get the 'but she's dying, don't be so mean' bollocks - just cos someones dying, and i feel sorry for her and all that, but don't mean she aint thick cos she is. Did the fact that Myra Hindley was dying stop her being an evil bitch? No. I rest my case. Thick as a donkeys dangler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted February 14, 2009 Might be something to do with inheritance law.....estate passes to spouse... Depends on where you are domiciled, in Scotland 'Jus relictae' is used, probably changed now, but when I studied it only the heritable estate passed wholly to the spouse, the moveable estate was split into 3, one third went to the spouse and the remaining two thirds were split between any remaining issue (children). I would imagine that, if it is the same in England, Mr. Tweed would inherit any property owned by his new wife and one third of her money, nice windfall for a 21 year old and I bet the daft bint marries him too . Kind of moots the point of making a Will. course she will cos she's thick as f**k. And yeh yeh, i'll get the 'but she's dying, don't be so mean' bollocks - just cos someones dying, and i feel sorry for her and all that, but don't mean she aint thick cos she is. Did the fact that Myra Hindley was dying stop her being an evil bitch? No. I rest my case. Thick as a donkeys dangler. Well said LB, couldn't have put it better myself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted February 15, 2009 Look, nobody is addressing the SERIOUS question here. For those of us too cautious to line her up on the DDP and HPDP, is there any hope she'll retain a pulse into CPDP territory? I think not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted February 15, 2009 Look, nobody is addressing the SERIOUS question here. For those of us too cautious to line her up on the DDP and HPDP, is there any hope she'll retain a pulse into CPDP territory? I think not. In my opinion, it would be a waste of your money to buy her an Easter Egg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted February 15, 2009 She's certainly not looking great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted February 15, 2009 Good God!! She is dying. She wont last much longer Get over it for gawds sake! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
