Sean 6,335 Posted February 9, 2017 Good news so far. Out of theatre back on the ward. So pleased to hear that biblio! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,335 Posted February 9, 2017 According to my friend I am capable of writing love stories akin to Mills and Boon based on personal experience.Told him to stop being a daft soft twat! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,151 Posted February 9, 2017 According to my friend I am capable of writing love stories akin to Mills and Boon based on personal experience.Told him to stop being a daft soft twat! Well .... if there's money in it ...... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,335 Posted February 9, 2017 According to my friend I am capable of writing love stories akin to Mills and Boon based on personal experience.Told him to stop being a daft soft twat! Well .... if there's money in it ...... Is tempting.I mean I passed my GCSE English Exam talking about my love life so maybe my friend is on to something Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted February 9, 2017 According to my friend I am capable of writing love stories akin to Mills and Boon based on personal experience.Told him to stop being a daft soft twat! Well .... if there's money in it ...... Is tempting.I mean I passed my GCSE English Exam talking about my love life so maybe my friend is on to something There may be more money in writing about soft twats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted February 9, 2017 Glynis Barber had it then and has still got it now. Id deffo give that 61 yr old a good seeing to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted February 9, 2017 Did they finally ban Dr Zorders again? Did I miss some great skullduggerous intrigue and altercation that resulted in such ban?? Dang it! I am never around at the right time. I tend to avoid getting into such forum spats myself but I am a great voyeur of such spectacles and Caisson had the potential for at least a 3 bag of popcorn handbag swinging fest. However, I'm sure another troll will be along to take his place shortly. Doc was in a class by himself WA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted February 9, 2017 Glynis Barber had it then and has still got it now. Id deffo give that 61 yr old a good seeing to. She is going to FUCK HER OWN NEWLY-WIDOWED SON IN LAW. She is SICK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted February 9, 2017 Glynis Barber had it then and has still got it now. Id deffo give that 61 yr old a good seeing to. She is going to FUCK HER OWN NEWLY-WIDOWED SON IN LAW. She is SICK. Lucky Son in Law!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted February 9, 2017 Glynis Barber had it then and has still got it now. Id deffo give that 61 yr old a good seeing to. She is going to FUCK HER OWN NEWLY-WIDOWED SON IN LAW. She is SICK. Lucky Son in Law!!!! .................and 'sick' in yoof speak means good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted February 9, 2017 It appears someone has died outside my local Asda after shoplifting a bottle of vodka, being rugby tackled to the ground by a security guard, the bottle has smashed and in the kerfuffle the smashed bottle has caused fatal injuries to the sticky fingered alcy. More details as they happen...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted February 9, 2017 Glynis Barber had it then and has still got it now. Id deffo give that 61 yr old a good seeing to. She is going to FUCK HER OWN NEWLY-WIDOWED SON IN LAW. She is SICK. Lucky Son in Law!!!! .................and 'sick' in yoof speak means good. I had to look up Glynis Barber to see who she was. If any of the images are recent, then yes, Lord, she looks good. I didn't see anything in the news stories to know what Lardy's talking about. What's up with that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted February 9, 2017 Glynis Barber had it then and has still got it now. Id deffo give that 61 yr old a good seeing to. She is going to FUCK HER OWN NEWLY-WIDOWED SON IN LAW. She is SICK.Lucky Son in Law!!!! .................and 'sick' in yoof speak means good. I had to look up Glynis Barber to see who she was. If any of the images are recent, then yes, Lord, she looks good. I didn't see anything in the news stories to know what Lardy's talking about. What's up with that? It's in the storyline. She's going to bang her newly dead daughter's husband. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted February 9, 2017 Glynis Barber had it then and has still got it now. Id deffo give that 61 yr old a good seeing to. She is going to FUCK HER OWN NEWLY-WIDOWED SON IN LAW. She is SICK. Lucky Son in Law!!!! .................and 'sick' in yoof speak means good. I had to look up Glynis Barber to see who she was. If any of the images are recent, then yes, Lord, she looks good. I didn't see anything in the news stories to know what Lardy's talking about. What's up with that? Shes in a shite UK soap 'Eastenders' which is supposed to be a portrayal of East End of London folk only its 102% inaccurate. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WednesdayAddams 103 Posted February 9, 2017 It appears someone has died outside my local Asda after shoplifting a bottle of vodka, being rugby tackled to the ground by a security guard, the bottle has smashed and in the kerfuffle the smashed bottle has caused fatal injuries to the sticky fingered alcy. More details as they happen...... That's bloody awful for all parties concerned. Poor people! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted February 9, 2017 It appears someone has died outside my local Asda after shoplifting a bottle of vodka, being rugby tackled to the ground by a security guard, the bottle has smashed and in the kerfuffle the smashed bottle has caused fatal injuries to the sticky fingered alcy. More details as they happen...... That's bloody awful for all parties concerned. Poor people! Poor Lardy! Thats one less bottle of Vodka she can neck down! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted February 10, 2017 It appears someone has died outside my local Asda after shoplifting a bottle of vodka, being rugby tackled to the ground by a security guard, the bottle has smashed and in the kerfuffle the smashed bottle has caused fatal injuries to the sticky fingered alcy. More details as they happen...... That's bloody awful for all parties concerned. Poor people! Poor Lardy! Thats one less bottle of Vodka she can neck down!I know right! Asda are now saying none of their staff were involved at all, so perhaps he just fell over on the glass. Still not identified so likely to be one of the local hobos that live in the park. Oh. But actually now the security guard has been arrested for manslaughter. So who knows! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,062 Posted February 10, 2017 Story makes the Metro: http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/10/shoplifter-dies-after-glass-bottle-he-had-hidden-smashes-after-being-tackled-6440123/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,151 Posted February 10, 2017 £50m of cocaine found on Norfolk beaches Anyone heard from LFN today? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,062 Posted February 10, 2017 £50m of cocaine found on Norfolk beaches Anyone heard from LFN today? Are we sure that was all there was, or all that the police recovered? Or indeed all that the police say they recovered? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted February 10, 2017 £50m of cocaine found on Norfolk beaches Anyone heard from LFN today? Are we sure that was all there was, or all that the police recovered? Or indeed all that the police say they recovered? Funnily enough it's snowing here. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted February 10, 2017 Septimus solo new case found.... Rip Lord.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WednesdayAddams 103 Posted February 10, 2017 Story makes the Metro: http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/10/shoplifter-dies-after-glass-bottle-he-had-hidden-smashes-after-being-tackled-6440123/ Maybe I am just getting too soft in my old age, but can't help but think of that 20 year old security guard facing all that. Bet you he won't be charged but the experience alone will have a big effect. I know it would with me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted February 10, 2017 A 20 year old shouldn't have got the job. Still a child mentally. Jail him for 20 years as an example. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted February 10, 2017 It appears someone has died outside my local Asda after shoplifting a bottle of vodka, being rugby tackled to the ground by a security guard, the bottle has smashed and in the kerfuffle the smashed bottle has caused fatal injuries to the sticky fingered alcy. More details as they happen...... That's bloody awful for all parties concerned. Poor people! Poor Lardy! Thats one less bottle of Vodka she can neck down!I know right! Asda are now saying none of their staff were involved at all, so perhaps he just fell over on the glass. Still not identified so likely to be one of the local hobos that live in the park. Oh. But actually now the security guard has been arrested for manslaughter. So who knows! I'd assume they are contracted, so they're technically not ASDA's staff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
