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Meh. Just release it all into the Thames. Then you don't need plans. Should be a viable plan over here soon, just with a different river.

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19 minutes ago, Handrejka said:

It seems I managed to sleep through armed police being at the end of my road this morning.

 

http://www.iomtoday.co.im/article.cfm?id=36409&headline=Armed police called to incident&sectionIs=NEWS&searchyear=2017

I cannot imagine that it could be that bad, maybe somebody found a traffic cone on the roof of their Austin Maxi or summat?

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For some reason, I have a feeling that the record breaking death is going to come this week, yet I’ll probably be disappointed though...

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15 hours ago, Joey Russ said:

For some reason, I have a feeling that the record breaking death is going to come this week, yet I’ll probably be disappointed though...

So how many celebs have you PM'd and told to kill themselves then?

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That's a hell of a vicious traffic cone, then.

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52 year old man, could have been yooooo LFN.

 

 

Interestingly handy, only recently found out the best left back in British fitba was born a Manx.....

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^ Don't know what it says I knew exactly who you were talking about. Didn't know he was from there either.

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On 10/9/2017 at 18:13, Handrejka said:

Is the IOM that dangerous Handy?

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I had no idea that Ventro Nina Conte had a long ( ish) affair with oddball producer, actor, comedian etc etc etc Ken Campbell when she was just a young woman.

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Aye, that's how she got his ventriloquist dummies in his will.

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3 minutes ago, msc said:

Aye, that's how she got his ventriloquist dummies in his will.

Yep, read that bit too.

You learn something everyday.

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Ken Campbell auditioned for the role of Doctor Who. Producer and BBC thought he'd be too scary for kids. They signed his former protege, Sylvester McCoy, instead.

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1 hour ago, msc said:

Ken Campbell auditioned for the role of Doctor Who. Producer and BBC thought he'd be too scary for kids. They signed his former protege, Sylvester McCoy, instead.

He would have been better than McCoy.

Anybody would have been better than McCoy.

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1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

He would have been better than McCoy.

Anybody would have been better than McCoy.

Even Jimmy Saville?

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I like McCoy. Lovely chap.

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9 hours ago, msc said:

I like McCoy. Lovely chap.

McCoy tries his best with some woeful scripts, bargain basement production values and hostility from senior management towards the show. 

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11 hours ago, Youwanticewiththat said:

Even Jimmy Saville?

Deffo.

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4 hours ago, Bibliogryphon said:

McCoy tries his best with some woeful scripts, bargain basement production values and hostility from senior management towards the show. 

 

At the risk of bringing a pet topic into every available thread, I'll just note that I thought they improved towards the end (Fenric gets in a great cast and script, imo) but by then, the Beeb was running it against Corrie. And those were the days when it wasn't just Deathray who watched Corrie.

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4 minutes ago, msc said:

 

At the risk of bringing a pet topic into every available thread, I'll just note that I thought they improved towards the end (Fenric gets in a great cast and script, imo) but by then, the Beeb was running it against Corrie. And those were the days when it wasn't just Deathray who watched Corrie.

Ghostlight and Curse are the direction th show needed to be going in but I think if it had continued there would have been a totally new team. Shame for McCoy.

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Shed designers.

Create a door way higher than 6ft or, alternatively, supply a foam pad to fix to the upper wooden frame so that twats like me don't gash their heads open when exiting.

Many Thanks

Cunts.

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7 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Shed designers.

Create a door way higher than 6ft or, alternatively, supply a foam pad to fix to the upper wooden frame so that twats like me don't gash their heads open when exiting.

Many Thanks

Cunts.

Lanky prick.

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21 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Lanky prick.

Vertically challenged hound.

 

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Er, that utter fucktard that decided, five years ago, that it would be a brilliant idea to take his wife back packing in Afghanistan.

Now rescued, after spending those five years as hostages, he is complaining about their treatment.

Ok.

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