Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted October 21, 2017 So you go and park up at Tescos, the car park being as big as a football pitch. You park away from everybody else, umpteen spaces around you and spaces as far as the eye can see. You do your shopping then come out to find an utter fucking wankstain has parked right next to you. You also observe other utter cretins doing likewise then trying to haul themselves out of the narrow door opening so as not to have their door hit the adjacent cars one. What the fucking hell is wrong with people? Why are they so fucking THICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted October 21, 2017 2 hours ago, charon said: Exactly! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted October 21, 2017 4 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: So you go and park up at Tescos, the car park being as big as a football pitch. You park away from everybody else, umpteen spaces around you and spaces as far as the eye can see. You do your shopping then come out to find an utter fucking wankstain has parked right next to you. You also observe other utter cretins doing likewise then trying to haul themselves out of the narrow door opening so as not to have their door hit the adjacent cars one. What the fucking hell is wrong with people? Why are they so fucking THICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On a serious note, that happens in America, you got a decent chance an assault is about to take place when you walk to your distant vehicle with a conspicuous vehicle next to it for basically no reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted October 21, 2017 Stormzy = Wankzy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted October 22, 2017 16 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Stormzy = Wankzy. Thanks for the translation LFN. It'd be awfy dull wi'out ye. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted October 22, 2017 23 hours ago, charon said: There should be a one free punch rule for anyone that does that shit. In a car, in a urinal or on a bike rack. On a similar note to the car parking one; the free punch rule should be extended to this shit; Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted October 22, 2017 24 minutes ago, Deathray said: There should be a one free punch rule for anyone that does that shit. In a car, in a urinal or on a bike rack. On a similar note to the car parking one; the free punch rule should be extended to this shit; It should just be extended to all people that ride bicycles. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted October 22, 2017 45 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: It should just be extended to all people that ride bicycles. As a cyclist I'd rather it wasn't. At least until I pass my driving test. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted October 25, 2017 I’m going to take the PSAT today. That should be fun... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted October 25, 2017 6 hours ago, Joey Russ said: I’m going to take the PSAT today. That should be fun... Feeling very exhausted now because of the PSAT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted October 25, 2017 19 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: Feeling very exhausted now because of the PSAT. No, I'm not going to ask what a PSAT is because I do not care. Mind you, our Irish members will probably tell you its a medium sized family car made by VW. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted October 25, 2017 Penis Stretching Augmentation Therapy? 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted October 26, 2017 6 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: No, I'm not going to ask what a PSAT is because I do not care. Mind you, our Irish members will probably tell you its a medium sized family car made by VW. Preliminary Scholastic Aptitude Test. It's like the practice for the SAT itself, which is required for admission to any college or university worth attending in the US. The scores are also used to award National Merit Scholarships. The car is a Passat. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted October 28, 2017 I stopped injecting insulin twice a day last Wednesday after 5 years of having to do it. Chuffed to say the least On meds only now and if I can lose a bit more weight I should never have to inject insulin again. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,315 Posted October 30, 2017 Think I am going to quit my job.Overheard my colleagues saying I was fucking useless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted October 30, 2017 Sorry you have to hear that. If you think you'll be better if you quit your job, go right ahead. But remember that despite what other people may say, you aren't useless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted November 5, 2017 I have just seen Johnny Marr in the crowd at the City V Gooners game. Fucking hell, is he touring as a Beatles tribute act or something? Dye that hair Johnny, ya twat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted November 8, 2017 Assuming from this evidence, that Guido Fawkes IS Cat O'Falk! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted November 8, 2017 Please come back Cat O’Falk. We all miss you. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted November 8, 2017 My life feels so insecure right now, and I honestly don't know how to figure it out right now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted November 8, 2017 You're 16? Anyone who thinks they have life figured out at that age is going to wind up a fool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted November 8, 2017 7 minutes ago, msc said: You're 16? Anyone who thinks they have life figured out at that age is going to wind up a fool. I don't believe I got life figured out at all (I probably never will), however, I'm suddenly feeling much worse than how I was feeling before, and I don't know why this sudden downturn happened even though I was already feeling terrible before... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted November 8, 2017 Nobody figures out life (but let's not incite a 500 page Bladan post here), it just happens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted November 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Joey Russ said: My life feels so insecure right now, and I honestly don't know how to figure it out right now... Talk to someone, before it gets worse. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
