charon 4,943 Posted November 8, 2017 Try not going onto sites you need a VPN for. Obviously you cannot handle them mentally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted November 9, 2017 The other day I happened upon a comedy character that I had completely forgotten about. Norman Gunston. Just thought you would like to know. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted November 10, 2017 16 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: The other day I happened upon a comedy character that I had completely forgotten about. Norman Gunston. Just thought you would like to know. Is that whilst you were shaving your hands LFN? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted November 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Youwanticewiththat said: Is that whilst you were shaving your hands LFN? Nope. I only shave my massive balls Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted November 10, 2017 Am I the only one that , when a newscaster says 'Mogadishu' I shout 'bless you ' to them? No? Well you are just a bunch of bastards then!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted November 10, 2017 21 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Am I the only one that , when a newscaster says 'Mogadishu' I shout 'bless you ' to them? No? Well you are just a bunch of bastards then!!! My father did.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted November 19, 2017 WOO HOO My alma mater high school Franklin Patriots are playing for the state championship! You gotta understand -- the three years I attended we won 7 total games. To say football wasn't our strong suit is an understatement. Looks like things have turned around SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted November 20, 2017 My high school football team went to the quarterfinals while I was there and I don't care what they do now. The only decent part of that whole experience was that I got to perform in the old Texas Stadium. Of course, it was all ruined when my father pointed out that since I was the center of the high kick line I was square in the middle of the blue star on the 50-yard line, which was the same color as my uniform. Couldn't see me for shit. I did not post this to start a war about the appropriateness of the term "football." Kindly refrain from making a comment to that effect, LFN. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted November 20, 2017 11 hours ago, CarolAnn said: My high school football team went to the quarterfinals while I was there and I don't care what they do now. The only decent part of that whole experience was that I got to perform in the old Texas Stadium. Of course, it was all ruined when my father pointed out that since I was the center of the high kick line I was square in the middle of the blue star on the 50-yard line, which was the same color as my uniform. Couldn't see me for shit. I did not post this to start a war about the appropriateness of the term "football." Kindly refrain from making a comment to that effect, LFN. Well, ok, just this once tho. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted November 23, 2017 If anybody is actually watching 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here..' do you not think that Iain Lee would be well advised to lose the beard. I cannot help but think that he looks too much like Kiddy fiddler, musician and lifer Ian Watkins. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted November 24, 2017 I hope you're a copper LFN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted November 24, 2017 20 hours ago, Youwanticewiththat said: I hope you're a copper LFN He certainly likes handling a truncheon. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,142 Posted November 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Lard Bazaar said: He certainly likes handling a truncheon. And a helmet. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted November 24, 2017 18 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: He certainly likes handling his truncheon. EFA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted December 3, 2017 Eurostar to Brussels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,053 Posted December 3, 2017 Nice of Xbox to invite me to join the Old Age Gamers Club. So I can rage about the days of Pong? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted December 3, 2017 1 hour ago, YoungWillz said: Nice of Xbox to invite me to join the Old Age Gamers Club. So I can rage about the days of Pong? And also Ping...... ach just rage Willz. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,228 Posted December 14, 2017 I have been forcefully vomiting multiple times in the past month and I’m really unsure what to do at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,978 Posted December 14, 2017 Go to a doctor. Go to a doctor. Go to a doctor. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted December 14, 2017 Stop posting. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted December 15, 2017 6 hours ago, Joey Russ said: I have been forcefully vomiting multiple times in the past month and I’m really unsure what to do at all. I would also vote for a doctor but what the hell do I know? Go to a fucking doctor. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted December 15, 2017 14 hours ago, Joey Russ said: I have been forcefully vomiting multiple times in the past month and I’m really unsure what to do at all. Really Joey? Go see a doctor unless you want us picking you in upcoming pools. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,228 Posted December 15, 2017 32 minutes ago, deadsox said: Really Joey? Go see a doctor unless you want us picking you in upcoming pools. Well, you see, you can’t technically pick me in anything because I am still underaged. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,398 Posted December 15, 2017 45 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: Well, you see, you can’t technically pick me in anything because I am still underaged. It's quite a fucking sorry indictment if the only reason for you not being a viable pick is a trivial regulation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted December 16, 2017 19 hours ago, Joey Russ said: Well, you see, you can’t technically pick me in anything because I am still underaged. Then get your mother to bring you to the doctor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
