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Try not going onto sites you need a VPN for.

 

 

Obviously you cannot handle them mentally.

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The other day I happened upon a comedy character that I had completely forgotten about.

Norman Gunston.

Just thought you would like to know.

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16 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

The other day I happened upon a comedy character that I had completely forgotten about.

Norman Gunston.

Just thought you would like to know.

Is that whilst you were shaving your hands LFN?  

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1 hour ago, Youwanticewiththat said:

Is that whilst you were shaving your hands LFN?  

Nope. I only shave my massive balls :D

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Am I the only one that , when a newscaster says 'Mogadishu' I shout 'bless you ' to them?

No?

Well you are just a bunch of bastards then!!!

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21 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Am I the only one that , when a newscaster says 'Mogadishu' I shout 'bless you ' to them?

No?

Well you are just a bunch of bastards then!!!

My father did....

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WOO HOO
My alma mater high school Franklin Patriots are playing for the state championship
You gotta understand -- the three years I attended we won 7 total games.  To say football wasn't our strong suit is an understatement.  Looks like things have turned around :)
SC

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My high school football team went to the quarterfinals while I was there and I don't care what they do now. The only decent part of that whole experience was that I got to perform in the old Texas Stadium. Of course, it was all ruined when my father pointed out that since I was the center of the high kick line I was square in the middle of the blue star on the 50-yard line, which was the same color as my uniform. Couldn't see me for shit.

 

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I did not post this to start a war about the appropriateness of the term "football." Kindly refrain from making a comment to that effect, LFN.  :P

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11 hours ago, CarolAnn said:

My high school football team went to the quarterfinals while I was there and I don't care what they do now. The only decent part of that whole experience was that I got to perform in the old Texas Stadium. Of course, it was all ruined when my father pointed out that since I was the center of the high kick line I was square in the middle of the blue star on the 50-yard line, which was the same color as my uniform. Couldn't see me for shit.

 

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I did not post this to start a war about the appropriateness of the term "football." Kindly refrain from making a comment to that effect, LFN.  :P

Well, ok, just this once tho. :D

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If anybody is actually watching 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here..' do you not think that Iain Lee would be well advised to lose the beard.

I cannot help but think that he looks too much like Kiddy fiddler, musician and lifer Ian Watkins.

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20 hours ago, Youwanticewiththat said:

I hope you're a copper LFN :)

He certainly likes handling a truncheon.

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1 minute ago, Lard Bazaar said:

He certainly likes handling a truncheon.

And a helmet.

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18 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

He certainly likes handling his truncheon.

EFA

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Nice of Xbox to invite me to join the Old Age Gamers Club. ^_^

 

So I can rage about the days of Pong?

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1 hour ago, YoungWillz said:

Nice of Xbox to invite me to join the Old Age Gamers Club. ^_^

 

So I can rage about the days of Pong?

And also Ping...... ach just rage Willz.

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I have been forcefully vomiting multiple times in the past month and I’m really unsure what to do at all. 

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Go to a doctor. Go to a doctor. Go to a doctor.

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Stop posting.

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6 hours ago, Joey Russ said:

I have been forcefully vomiting multiple times in the past month and I’m really unsure what to do at all. 

I would also vote for a doctor but what the hell do I know? 

 

Go to a fucking doctor.

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14 hours ago, Joey Russ said:

I have been forcefully vomiting multiple times in the past month and I’m really unsure what to do at all. 

Really Joey?  Go see a doctor unless you want us picking you in upcoming pools.

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32 minutes ago, deadsox said:

Really Joey?  Go see a doctor unless you want us picking you in upcoming pools.

Well, you see, you can’t technically pick me in anything because I am still underaged. :D 

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45 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

Well, you see, you can’t technically pick me in anything because I am still underaged. :D 

 

It's quite a fucking sorry indictment if the only reason for you not being a viable pick is a trivial regulation

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19 hours ago, Joey Russ said:

Well, you see, you can’t technically pick me in anything because I am still underaged. :D 

Then get your mother to bring you to the doctor.

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