Sod's Law 445 Posted June 18 He looks like a man who's just come out of a long afternoon with all fifty of his kids using him as a climbing frame all at once. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,050 Posted June 19 He's on holiday during the election: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-holiday-tory-election-campaign-b2565198.html On holiday? This guy? Colour me unsurprised. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,972 Posted June 19 To be fair, why should he do it? They'll be coming back to him after this. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,050 Posted June 19 2 minutes ago, gcreptile said: To be fair, why should he do it? They'll be coming back to him after this. He's well known for being on holiday when crucial things are happening to the country. And when he's not holidaying, he's partying. And when he's not holidaying or partying, he's happy to see his citizens die. Yeah, super choice for the Tory future. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,398 Posted June 19 You know the Tories are fucked for good when most of their people think their future lies with past fuckup leaders like Cameron, Johnson and Truss. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 861 Posted June 19 40 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: He's on holiday during the election: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-holiday-tory-election-campaign-b2565198.html On holiday? This guy? Colour me unsurprised. Italy? Suddenly Ukraine is not appealing. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted June 29 A Johnson in being an entitled cunt shocker 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,050 Posted June 29 1 minute ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: A Johnson in being an entitled cunt shocker "Don't you know where I am?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted August 12 Being sounded out by Nadhim Zahwhi for the role of "Global Editor in Chief" of the Telegraph in the event his takeover bid is successful https://news.sky.com/story/former-pm-johnson-sounded-out-about-telegraph-role-13195936 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 861 Posted August 12 2 hours ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: Being sounded out by Nadhim Zahwhi for the role of "Global Editor in Chief" of the Telegraph in the event his takeover bid is successful https://news.sky.com/story/former-pm-johnson-sounded-out-about-telegraph-role-13195936 Oh what a relief thank god he's not a Daily Star reader then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted August 12 3 hours ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: Being sounded out by Nadhim Zahwhi for the role of "Global Editor in Chief" of the Telegraph in the event his takeover bid is successful https://news.sky.com/story/former-pm-johnson-sounded-out-about-telegraph-role-13195936 Aye, that sounds like Boris, grand title, loadsa money and a job that probably involves everyone else putting the graft in whilst he wanders round and gives the odd rallying speech to maintain the illusion he's actually doing some work. On another - serious - note, does anyone know if there's evidence of the model buses he claims he made? I'm asking because I have a speaking gig later this week and I'm planning to mention this clip: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Comped 528 Posted August 12 31 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: Aye, that sounds like Boris, grand title, loadsa money and a job that probably involves everyone else putting the graft in whilst he wanders round and gives the odd rallying speech to maintain the illusion he's actually doing some work. On another - serious - note, does anyone know if there's evidence of the model buses he claims he made? I'm asking because I have a speaking gig later this week and I'm planning to mention this clip: I am unable to find a picture of it, just a load of claims it's likely BS... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted August 12 1 minute ago, Comped said: I am unable to find a picture of it, just a load of claims it's likely BS... Well, the sense behind it was to create something online that'd divert people away from finding a photo of him in front of a bus claiming Brexit would gift the NHS £358 million a week. Pretty typical of his work ethic that he'd put the work in to waffle and create a diversion but wouldn't produce the goods. Or am I too cynical Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Comped 528 Posted August 12 1 minute ago, maryportfuncity said: Well, the sense behind it was to create something online that'd divert people away from finding a photo of him in front of a bus claiming Brexit would gift the NHS £358 million a week. Pretty typical of his work ethic that he'd put the work in to waffle and create a diversion but wouldn't produce the goods. Or am I too cynical I see you read the Guardian, because they claimed as much... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad252 807 Posted August 12 4 hours ago, Redrumours said: Oh what a relief thank god he's not a Daily Star reader then. In recent years The Telegraph has made the Daily Star look like the reasonable outlet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted August 12 4 hours ago, Comped said: I see you read the Guardian, because they claimed as much... I read a range of papers, the last paper bought over the counter was prompted by the recent sighting of the ghost of Lemmy riding a horse and eating pizza, a story that - for inexplicable reasons - was ignored by The Guardian The Bojo thing I figured out on my own. I'm talking about something similar this week, specifically the way the estate of Elvis now has an Elvis Sightings section on its website, the point being the sightings in question are people randomly spotting Elvis in the media. A win/win, then, they get dedicated fans alerting them to uses of the King's image the estate can then chase for money and they set up online action that marginalises the other type of "sighting" of either Spirit Elvis risen in some paranormal way or the "real" Elvis who faked his death and would now be a sprightly 89! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted September 27 Here comes the inevitable memoir with inevitable claims of many revelations being splashed across the two papers he works for Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Comped 528 Posted September 27 6 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: Here comes the inevitable memoir with inevitable claims of many revelations being splashed across the two papers he works for Honestly I believe this one is true. Although probably John Major would have been a much better candidate if they wanted someone outside the family to convince him not to do what he did... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted September 27 HG Tudor thinks this is Boris embellishing facts because he has a book to sell. Quote There was clearly a chat that took place between the two, but I think Boris was despatched - and with his own view being similar - to say to Harry, "Look, you're going. You need to really understand what that means so you're labouring under no illusion that you're now on the outside, pal. You need to understand that you're not going to get taxpayer support with regard to your security. You're not going to get all the bells & whistles that you once did. I need to ensure that you understand all of this." I don't believe that Boris was despatched to try and persuade him to stay. I believe that Boris and the Royal Family realised that that was pointless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted September 28 Doubtless the Mail and Telegraph are getting their money's worth from Bojo's tales and many of those who voted him in will enjoy the book. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted October 12 IN WH Smith somewhere, apparently 3 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrSpud42 30 Posted October 12 Should the Teflon Piffle Johnson tome be put in the fiction section of all places prepared to have it on display? Or in the fantasy section perhaps? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted October 12 May be an idea to offer all of the unsold books of that cunt to pensioners to burn on a fire this winter, to keep warm. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad252 807 Posted October 12 4 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: May be an idea to offer all of the unsold books of that cunt to pensioners to burn on a fire this winter, to keep warm. Or send him round personally to their homes to waffle about any of his fantasies. Not only will they not need heating, they may even need air conditioning! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
