Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

[Canadian Paul 97]

agreed, it's in the trash, where the person who posted it lives

 

 

Oi, Cowboy Ronnie, you have a choice about checking out the Sickipedia. As for heaping abuse on Maryport, have you ever been?

 

Cowboy Ronnie's post refers to a post that was utterly deleted and removed. Never saw it myself but, from what it sounded like, it wasn't all too pleasant.

 

Sickipedia is amusing, if it's your thing.

[Six 23]

agreed, it's in the trash, where the person who posted it lives

 

 

Oi, Cowboy Ronnie, you have a choice about checking out the Sickipedia. As for heaping abuse on Maryport, have you ever been?

 

Cowboy Ronnie's post refers to a post that was utterly deleted and removed. Never saw it myself but, from what it sounded like, it wasn't all too pleasant.

 

Sickipedia is amusing, if it's your thing.

 

Just to back-up Canadian Paul - I was browsing through this thread and was shocked by a totally disgusting image that an obviously insane person had posted. It was posted just after maryportfuncity's 'Sickipedia' post, and was quickly deleted by Cowboy Ronnie.

His remarks really had nothing to do with Maryport, which, by the way, I have never actually been to but I have been close to!?! It seems to be surrounded by nice areas!!!

[Cowboy Ronnie 78]

agreed, it's in the trash, where the person who posted it lives

 

 

Oi, Cowboy Ronnie, you have a choice about checking out the Sickipedia. As for heaping abuse on Maryport, have you ever been?

 

Cowboy Ronnie's post refers to a post that was utterly deleted and removed. Never saw it myself but, from what it sounded like, it wasn't all too pleasant.

 

Sickipedia is amusing, if it's your thing.

 

Just to back-up Canadian Paul - I was browsing through this thread and was shocked by a totally disgusting image that an obviously insane person had posted. It was posted just after maryportfuncity's 'Sickipedia' post, and was quickly deleted by Cowboy Ronnie.

His remarks really had nothing to do with Maryport, which, by the way, I have never actually been to but I have been close to!?! It seems to be surrounded by nice areas!!!

 

well, thanks CP and Six for clearing that confusion up. I haven't had the pleasure of being to Maryport, having never heard of the place before our faithful DL member hailing from there showed up, but will add it to my list of places to visit someday. Where is it (I know, I could Google it, but the DL's much more entertaining place to learn things)?

[Godot 149]

Cumbria. I've looked at pictures out of curiosity and it looks quite nice with a pier or two. Quite nice. There was something also interesting about it's history but I can't recall what it was. Still, as a place, although I've never been there, it seems quite nice. If all of us were quite as nice the world might be a better place.

[Brinsworth House Baiter 12]

Cumbria. I've looked at pictures out of curiosity and it looks quite nice with a pier or two. Quite nice. There was something also interesting about it's history but I can't recall what it was. Still, as a place, although I've never been there, it seems quite nice. If all of us were quite as nice the world might be a better place.

 

But wouldn't a nice world be terminally boring though? I mean, yeah, it'd be great to exist without pain & violence, but it'd be a bit like living in an eternal ecstasy induced rave.

 

Mmm, perhaps that wouldn't be so bad then, but imagine how boring watching telly or going to the cinema would be, just watching nice films and programmes all the time. And what about music? If you only had nice there'd be no rock n'roll, just stuff like opera and Charlotte Church before she started flapping her baps.

 

And the real clincher would be that, if we lived in some parrallel, 'nice' world, surely that would mean the Death List would cease to exist and evaporate to nothing? And there'd be no porn, drugs, alcohol or stealing traffic cones on the way home from the pub.

 

You might be okay, Mister Godot Sir, existing in the 'nice' world with your stash of gravy, but I think the majority of us would miss some of the bad stuff. Me personally, I'm gonna take my chances and stay put in this non-nice world.

[Bennett_Cerf 2]

This topic title struck me as somewhat absurd when first I viewed it. I had to place before myself the inquiry of why one would need an entire topic to post within if they were suffering from discontent at this website. Would not one just abandon their visits here? Then, upon browsing through I realized the true nature and purpose of this topic and now there is clarity within my mind as to why it is here. Well done Administrators, well done!

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

Come to think of it, what the F**k ever happened to Bennett Cerf, a short but highly spectacular DL career if ever such a thing existed.

[Star Crossed 33]

Come to think of it, what the F**k ever happened to Bennett Cerf, a short but highly spectacular DL career if ever such a thing existed.

I was Bennett Cerf. Like a submariner on DL shore-leave, I was just getting some whoring out of my system...

 

 

 

Bugger, forgot to sign in as Bennett

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

Cheers SC'd

 

Re the whereabouts of Maryport discussed above, it's on the Cumbrian coast, just above the industrial wasteland of Workingon (which means 'Working town' but is an unemployment blackspot and has been for about as long as anyone can remember. Maryport is also about 10 miles from Cockermouth which is just off the Northern end of Lake District national park and south of a quiet stretch of the Solway coast broken by the tiny and picturesque village of Allonby and - eventually - the permanently fast asleep 'holiday' resort of Silloth.

[Handrejka 1,903]

Cheers SC'd

 

Re the whereabouts of Maryport discussed above, it's on the Cumbrian coast, just above the industrial wasteland of Workingon (which means 'Working town' but is an unemployment blackspot and has been for about as long as anyone can remember. Maryport is also about 10 miles from Cockermouth which is just off the Northern end of Lake District national park and south of a quiet stretch of the Solway coast broken by the tiny and picturesque village of Allonby and - eventually - the permanently fast asleep 'holiday' resort of Silloth.

 

 

I remember holidaying in Silloth. The Heysal (sp?) stadium tragedy happened when we were there. That's about as much as I can remember apart from going horse riding

 

On a clear day we can see the Cumbrian Coast from Douglas. Could Matyport be one of those places we can see? I'll wave to you tomorrow lunchtime.

[Bald rick 9]

Cheers SC'd

 

Re the whereabouts of Maryport discussed above, it's on the Cumbrian coast, just above the industrial wasteland of Workingon (which means 'Working town' but is an unemployment blackspot and has been for about as long as anyone can remember. Maryport is also about 10 miles from Cockermouth which is just off the Northern end of Lake District national park and south of a quiet stretch of the Solway coast broken by the tiny and picturesque village of Allonby and - eventually - the permanently fast asleep 'holiday' resort of Silloth.

So, Workingon (sic) means 'Working town'. Where does the name Cockermouth come from?

[Star Crossed 33]

Come to think of it, what the F**k ever happened to Bennett Cerf, a short but highly spectacular DL career if ever such a thing existed.

I was Bennett Cerf. Like a submariner on DL shore-leave, I was just getting some whoring out of my system...

 

Just to clarify... I was being sarcastic. Sorry, sometimes it just comes out so straight it looks sincere. I have never had, nor ever would have, a DL alter-ego; why bother attracting more derision than I already do? Bennett Cerf stood for everything I despise in a forum member, and I'd like to think I was part of the reason he no longer posts. Good riddance.

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

Maryport could - just about - be seen from the IOM. I've seen the outline of the IOM from Allonby before now. Maryport sprawls up a hill, I doubt you could see the harbour or the chip shop.

 

Re the Solway Lido and the matchless Sunset Inn, still standing still rockin'. Maryport would also has played host to a Jazz festival, we had Dionne Warwick once.

[Paul Bearer 6,101]

Maryport could - just about - be seen from the IOM. I've seen the outline of the IOM from Allonby before now. Maryport sprawls up a hill, I doubt you could see the harbour or the chip shop.

 

Re the Solway Lido and the matchless Sunset Inn, still standing still rockin'. Maryport would also has played host to a Jazz festival, we had Dionne Warwick once.

 

I remember [flashback] going to the chippie in the complex and buying a fish supper, only to be distracted by the old woman serving the aforementioned fish suppers fingernails, CHRIST you would have thought she dug up the fekin potatos with her bare hands[/flashback]

[Tempus Fugit 214]

What is the purpose of this pointless pinned thread, I can't remember the last time an irate visitor posted anything here.

 

It's just full of waffle from members, time it was unpinned and allowed to disappear.

[Canadian Paul 97]

What is the purpose of this pointless pinned thread, I can't remember the last time an irate visitor posted anything here.

 

It's just full of waffle from members, time it was unpinned and allowed to disappear.

 

I sort of agree. Can't they just rage in the Drunken Fights thread?

[Bennett_Cerf 2]

I was Bennett Cerf. Like a submariner on DL shore-leave, I was just getting some whoring out of my system...

 

 

 

Bugger, forgot to sign in as Bennett

 

 

My dear, sad delusional child. You were never me because as one can plainly see you are a classless, tasteless, senseless, useless creature. I on the other hand am a gentleman of the highest calibre; something which you can never even come close to attaining.

 

 

As to me, I have been here all along I just saw no reason to enter into yet another worthless banter-about of words with a simpleton such as yourself.

[Bennett_Cerf 2]

What is the purpose of this pointless pinned thread, I can't remember the last time an irate visitor posted anything here.

 

It's just full of waffle from members, time it was unpinned and allowed to disappear.

 

I sort of agree. Can't they just rage in the Drunken Fights thread?

 

Not all of the members here are drunkards and we too need a place to vent verbosely.

[Windsor 2,233]

What is the purpose of this pointless pinned thread, I can't remember the last time an irate visitor posted anything here.

 

It's just full of waffle from members, time it was unpinned and allowed to disappear.

 

I sort of agree. Can't they just rage in the Drunken Fights thread?

 

Not all of the members here are drunkards and we too need a place to vent verbosely.

 

In a post whorish way, I second this motion.

[Tempus Fugit 214]

What is the purpose of this pointless pinned thread, I can't remember the last time an irate visitor posted anything here.

 

It's just full of waffle from members, time it was unpinned and allowed to disappear.

 

I sort of agree. Can't they just rage in the Drunken Fights thread?

 

Not all of the members here are drunkards and we too need a place to vent verbosely.

Surely Bent Serf you do that in every thread you post in.

[Canadian Paul 97]

Surely Bent Serf you do that in every thread you post in.

 

Now now TF, don't feed the trolls please.

[Bennett_Cerf 2]

Surely Bent Serf you do that in every thread you post in.

 

Gracious me! How dare you speak to me in such a manner (or perhaps to be more in line with truth, lack of manners). I certainly hope this does not become a regular occurrence as that would make me indeed sad.

[Star Crossed 33]

Surely Bent Serf you do that in every thread you post in.

I certainly hope this does not become a regular occurrence as that would make me indeed sad.

In that case, I'll have a go too.

Nobody likes you, Bru... sorry... Serf; you're the dog-sh*t on the shoe of this forum. Save your energy, sir, and p*ss off before Mr. Hopkins comes knocking at your door.

[Bennett_Cerf 2]

In that case, I'll have a go too.

Nobody likes you, Bru... sorry... Serf; you're the dog-sh*t on the shoe of this forum. Save your energy, sir, and p*ss off before Mr. Hopkins comes knocking at your door.

Well darling it is so so very nice to hear from the likes of you. Of course since you have already tried to claim that you are me and have been called out on it I should not be surprised from your disgraceful tone. Of course I must wonder, if you sincerely believe that you are me (or is it that I am you?) then why are you attacking in such venoumous a manner?

[Star Crossed 33]

In that case, I'll have a go too.

Nobody likes you, Bru... sorry... Serf; you're the dog-sh*t on the shoe of this forum. Save your energy, sir, and p*ss off before Mr. Hopkins comes knocking at your door.

Well darling ... you are me ... you are me ... I am you? ... then why are you attacking in such venoumous a manner?

I refer you, Bruno Brimley, to my earlier explanation.