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#1 DevonDeathTrip

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 08:45 PM

Wojciech Jaruzelski, former President of Poland and the last Communist leader of his country, is seriously ill with pneumonia and 'other complications'.
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Posted 13 April 2008 - 08:38 PM

Jaruzelski has heart procedure
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Posted 30 December 2010 - 01:01 AM

These are politicians, former PM's, and presidents that could have a place on next years list. They are the following...

Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo - Obiang is suffering from terminal prostate cancer, amongst other illnesses, is reported to weigh as little as 50kg, and is said to be existing in agony.

Robert Mugabe - Rumored failing health\canidate of the past

Hosni Mubarak - Prostate Cancer\president of Egypt

Jorge Rafael Videla Redondo - Former president Argentina

Lee Kuan Yew\ first Prime Minister of the Republic of Singapore\ 83 years old

Khamtai Siphandon\ Former president of Laos\ 82 years old

Wojciech Jaruzelski\ Former Polish PM\ 83 years old

Walter Scheel\ federal minister of economic cooperation and development\87 years old

Helmut Schmidt\ German politician\ 88 years old


Over four years on and all nine of Banshees Scream's bold predicitions remain obstinately still alive ;) . However General Jaruzelski is in hospital yet again with heart problems and might do well to see 2011, let alone 2012...
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Posted 24 March 2011 - 05:45 AM

These are politicians, former PM's, and presidents that could have a place on next years list. They are the following...

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Over four years on and all nine of Banshees Scream's bold predicitions remain obstinately still alive :rolleyes: . However General Jaruzelski is in hospital yet again with heart problems and might do well to see 2011, let alone 2012...


Now General Jaruzelski is back in hospital with pleurisy. It wont kill him, but these things just keep adding up.

Though, according to the Polish, it's not looking too hot for him.
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Posted 26 March 2011 - 08:51 PM

These are politicians, former PM's, and presidents that could have a place on next years list. They are the following...

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Over four years on and all nine of Banshees Scream's bold predicitions remain obstinately still alive :lol: . However General Jaruzelski is in hospital yet again with heart problems and might do well to see 2011, let alone 2012...


Now General Jaruzelski is back in hospital with pleurisy. It wont kill him, but these things just keep adding up.


The pleurisy might not kill him, but the cancer probably will.
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And mention all the things I'll lose that really have no value

In the end they will surely know, I wasn't born to follow

 

 


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Posted 26 September 2011 - 08:49 PM

Lech Walesa ill in hospital, in need of heart transplant apparently. Hope someone can show some solidarity with him.



These are politicians, former PM's, and presidents that could have a place on next years list. They are the following...

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Over four years on and all nine of Banshees Scream's bold predicitions remain obstinately still alive :lol: . However General Jaruzelski is in hospital yet again with heart problems and might do well to see 2011, let alone 2012...


Now General Jaruzelski is back in hospital with pleurisy. It wont kill him, but these things just keep adding up.


The pleurisy might not kill him, but the cancer probably will.


Lech Walesa has paid a reconciliatory hospital visit to his old nemesis General Jaruzelski, who is evidently finding living with cancer and pneumonia a bit of a struggle. Given that both have been discussed on these forums has possibilities, I thought the photo below gives a pretty graphic illustration of their contrasting health fortunes.

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In the end they will surely know, I wasn't born to follow

 

 


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Posted 26 September 2011 - 09:15 PM

Lech Walesa ill in hospital, in need of heart transplant apparently. Hope someone can show some solidarity with him.



These are politicians, former PM's, and presidents that could have a place on next years list. They are the following...

(snip)


Over four years on and all nine of Banshees Scream's bold predicitions remain obstinately still alive :lol: . However General Jaruzelski is in hospital yet again with heart problems and might do well to see 2011, let alone 2012...


Now General Jaruzelski is back in hospital with pleurisy. It wont kill him, but these things just keep adding up.


The pleurisy might not kill him, but the cancer probably will.


Lech Walesa has paid a reconciliatory hospital visit to his old nemesis General Jaruzelski, who is evidently finding living with cancer and pneumonia a bit of a struggle. Given that both have been discussed on these forums has possibilities, I thought the photo below gives a pretty graphic illustration of their contrasting health fortunes.

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Yup, Lech's definitely a goner! :lol:
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Posted 27 September 2011 - 08:47 PM

Bless old Jaruzelski, he's STILL wearing the shades, even in hospital!
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Posted 01 January 2012 - 10:10 AM

Did he use Mao's Hair Salon or just the same PR agency?

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 06:37 PM

Health update... :skull:

“I feel very bad, that's why I almost never leave the house,” the 88-year-old told the Super Express tabloid. “I am in very bad shape, so not much is left of my life. I will be dying away, or expiring, in my home."


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Posted 18 May 2012 - 08:23 PM

“I am in very bad shape, so not much is left of my life. I will be dying away, or expiring, in my home."


Perhaps the journalist interviewing him should have done the follow up question "when?"

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 10:52 AM

Is this cunt attending any of the games?

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 10:59 AM

Come on Spade... That's not really a befitting way to address anyone is it?
Jarulzelski's repressions were quite mild in many respects. As I remember no one was shot, disappeared or jailed for indeterminate amounts of time while he was leader.
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Posted 29 June 2012 - 10:02 PM

translated it says he is too ill to stand trial
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Posted 01 July 2012 - 03:23 AM

translated it says he is too ill to stand trial


I'll take your word for it

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Posted 02 July 2012 - 02:46 AM


translated it says he is too ill to stand trial


I'll take your word for it


Well take google translation's word for it anyway
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Posted 27 August 2012 - 11:53 AM

Come on Spade... That's not really a befitting way to address anyone is it?
Jarulzelski's repressions were quite mild in many respects. As I remember no one was shot, disappeared or jailed for indeterminate amounts of time while he was leader.

Hahaha, "As I remember"… were you living in Poland during the martial law? No. Are you old enough to remember it? No. Come on, you sound like a 5-year-old… If you know nothing on the subject, why not first educate yourself before posting embarrassing rubbish? http://en.wikipedia....l_law_in_Poland

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 12:55 PM

Back in hospital with a "heavy nosebleed".

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 01:00 PM

Back in hospital with a "heavy nosebleed".

Cocaine's a helluva drug.


it's more than just a nosebleed.his wife says his condition is 'very serious'.

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 01:15 PM

Back in hospital with a "heavy nosebleed".

Cocaine's a helluva drug.


Perhaps he's partial to the Special Stuff?





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