maryportfuncity 10,013 Posted May 15, 2014 He'll be the first big joker to go in the Deathrace, bit late for spectacular pointage now, mind, but with much jokerage apparently wasted on the likes of Wilko, better late than never. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,469 Posted May 15, 2014 If I was in hospital with all this shit I certainly wouldn't give a shit about a divorce. And anyway why would it bother him that much? He obviously didn't give enough of a shit about his wife in the first place to refrain from recreating the X-rated deleted scenes from Carry on Nurse, did he? We don't really know who initiated it or under what state Woji was in at the time, for all we know he could have been heavily sedated and the nurse just decided to jump his bones. Erm. If that cartoon is anything to go by, if she had done that he'd be dead already! I believe the newspaper reports at the time said that he was in an "uncompromising position" with her. So I'll leave the rest to your imagination. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted May 15, 2014 it's my birthday tomorrow so Jaruzelskis death would be a nice present Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,997 Posted May 15, 2014 it's my birthday tomorrow so Jaruzelskis death would be a nice present So would yours. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted May 16, 2014 General Jaruzelski dead at 90 http://www.se.pl/wyd...zke_399872.html it would appear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted May 16, 2014 No, I think the headline is saying/meaning "General Jaruzelski's daughter sells book as he dies" and the article is being somewhat condemnatory towards her or sommat for doing that. She must have spent some time in Britain 'cause she knows how to exploit personal tragedy and/or loss for media gain. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,760 Posted May 16, 2014 Given Jaruzelski isn't exactly an obscure figure, diving about for Polish translations wont be needed when he actually dies, if that time is hours away as suggested. It'll be all over the BBC, ITV, US news channels, Guardian Comment is Free etc. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted May 16, 2014 Damn google translate ! Clearly when they said Jaruselzki dies they meant he was dying. I should have known it was too good to be true ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted May 16, 2014 I wrote this song of hope for the General. I hope you will join in singing the lyrics (cos they really come from my heart) and we can save him. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted May 16, 2014 That's comedy gold, Dr. Zorders! I love it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted May 16, 2014 The funniest part was where I missed out the L in miraculous. I did that on purpose, honest..... ( ) Knew I should have just typed the lyrics here instead.... fuck it, can't be arsed to fix it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted May 16, 2014 Anyone singing it? No, you've all got him on your DDP teams.. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted May 16, 2014 General Jaruzelski dead at 90 http://www.se.pl/wyd...zke_399872.html it would appear Obviously you can't read that and it appears you've made a false statement. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted May 18, 2014 Jaruzelskis condition continues to deteriorate.He is partially paralysed and unable to speak or even see anything .Also water is accumulating in his lungs so it is increasingly difficult to breathe. http://www.se.pl/wyd...ski_400127.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 599 Posted May 18, 2014 Sweepstake time, I'll like to go "long" with Wednesday the 21st of May... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted May 18, 2014 He is resilient. October the 4th. Winter will be the key. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,013 Posted May 18, 2014 Thurs 22nd May Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diana rots 24 Posted May 18, 2014 31st May - round about Tea Time, whilst hugging a photograph of Lech Wałęsa 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted May 18, 2014 Jaruzelskis condition continues to deteriorate.He is partially paralysed and unable to speak or even see anything .Also water is accumulating in his lungs so it is increasingly difficult to breathe. http://www.se.pl/wyd...ski_400127.html Someone stick some kitchen roll down there then, quick! Also..... Jan 3rd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,760 Posted May 18, 2014 16th August 2017. I'm expecting a Lazarus like recovery, followed by a swift decline anytime court proceedings are mentioned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Book 3,346 Posted May 18, 2014 16th August 2017. This will also be the 40th anniversary of Elvis' death. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
