Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted February 28, 2021 5 minutes ago, ECG said: By the looks of things, Prince Philip will surpass two weeks in hospital with no hint of him leaving any time soon. Looking at where we are now, what do we expect to happen. Er.....he dies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted February 28, 2021 It's getting closer to the point where he comes out horizontally rather than vertically. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted February 28, 2021 Hmm he was in 4 days for the urinary tract infection a few years ago. He's now been in 3 times as long for what we've been told is an infection after being initially told it was a precautionary admission for observation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YouOnlyDieOnce 89 Posted February 28, 2021 1 hour ago, torbrexbones said: It's getting closer to the point where he comes out horizontally rather than vertically. I hate to be the bearer (pun) of bad news, but I think he'll be trotting out with a new spring in his step. BTW... RIP Mike Baldwin 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YouOnlyDieOnce 89 Posted February 28, 2021 1 hour ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: Hmm he was in 4 days for the urinary tract infection a few years ago. He's now been in 3 times as long for what we've been told is an infection after being initially told it was a precautionary admission for observation It's probably just bladder or prostate cancer. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charles De Gaulle 484 Posted February 28, 2021 26 minutes ago, YouOnlyDieOnce said: It's probably just bladder or prostate cancer. Phew. That would be a relief. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,150 Posted February 28, 2021 3 hours ago, ECG said: By the looks of things, Prince Philip will surpass two weeks in hospital with no hint of him leaving any time soon. Looking at where we are now, what do we expect to happen. Should we expect any hints of him being discharged though? Wouldn't we just hear about it when it happened? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slackhurst Broadcasting 374 Posted February 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Charles De Gaulle said: Phew. That would be a relief. At his age he could have cancer without being likely to actually die from it, if it was slow-developing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arghton 6,756 Posted February 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, Slackhurst Broadcasting said: At his age he could have cancer without being likely to actually die from it, if it was slow-developing. The whole man already looks like what skin cancer would look like if it was a person. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted February 28, 2021 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markb4 902 Posted February 28, 2021 Prince Charles was summoned to discuss the future of the Royal Family: https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/prince-charles-was-summoned-to-prince-philips-hospital-bed-to-discuss-future-of-royal-family/GXAKM7GI72PLQXLJO5W5VYA33Q/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted February 28, 2021 7 minutes ago, markb4 said: Prince Charles was summoned to discuss the future of the Royal Family: https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/prince-charles-was-summoned-to-prince-philips-hospital-bed-to-discuss-future-of-royal-family/GXAKM7GI72PLQXLJO5W5VYA33Q/ Dickie Arbiter has been out of the scene so long he knows fuck all about what's actually going on. I do hope they were discussing the future of the Royal Family though, in particular how by right the House of Windsor should end with the current reign when the House of Mountbatten succeeds. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YouOnlyDieOnce 89 Posted February 28, 2021 11 minutes ago, markb4 said: Prince Charles was summoned to discuss the future of the Royal Family: https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/prince-charles-was-summoned-to-prince-philips-hospital-bed-to-discuss-future-of-royal-family/GXAKM7GI72PLQXLJO5W5VYA33Q/ The "Republic of Great Britain" does have nice ring to it. After all, our official country code is GB, not UK. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
j0neseur0 118 Posted March 1, 2021 11 hours ago, markb4 said: Prince Charles was summoned to discuss the future of the Royal Family: https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/prince-charles-was-summoned-to-prince-philips-hospital-bed-to-discuss-future-of-royal-family/GXAKM7GI72PLQXLJO5W5VYA33Q/ "Could have been an email" 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted March 1, 2021 11 hours ago, Windsor said: Dickie Arbiter has been out of the scene so long he knows fuck all about what's actually going on. I do hope they were discussing the future of the Royal Family though, in particular how by right the House of Windsor should end with the current reign when the House of Mountbatten succeeds. Yes, I've always (ALWAYS!!) wondered about this. I mean, the House terminology was always very precise, i.e. House of York / Lancaster even though they were both basically House of Plantagenet. Or more similarly, House Windsor (or Saxo-Coburg-Gotha) was House Hanover, until the death of Queen Victoria. So yes, with Charles House Mountbatten would begin. Yet, I think they are not going to change it. The male line is a bit anachronistic today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trickmilk 3 Posted March 1, 2021 4 minutes ago, The Old Crem said: Holy fuck, this is very dodgy. Think today we'll get another 2 pages Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted March 1, 2021 48 minutes ago, gcreptile said: 12 hours ago, Windsor said: Dickie Arbiter has been out of the scene so long he knows fuck all about what's actually going on. I do hope they were discussing the future of the Royal Family though, in particular how by right the House of Windsor should end with the current reign when the House of Mountbatten succeeds. Yes, I've always (ALWAYS!!) wondered about this. I mean, the House terminology was always very precise, i.e. House of York / Lancaster even though they were both basically House of Plantagenet. Or more similarly, House Windsor (or Saxo-Coburg-Gotha) was House Hanover, until the death of Queen Victoria. So yes, with Charles House Mountbatten would begin. Yet, I think they are not going to change it. The male line is a bit anachronistic today. I think they originally moved to goalposts because nobody liked the Moutbattens (who were Battenburgs until 1917) because they were too foreign. Churchill hated the idea of a House of Mountbatten. If you look at every major house in peacetime, they ‘ended with a lass’. The Tudors ended with Elizabeth I. The Stuarts ended with Queen Anne (although it could be claimed the House of Orange ended the House of Stuart in 1688/9). The Hanoverians ended with Queen Victoria. The only practical reason I can see for not allowing the House of Mountbatten to succeed is the recent change to allow female born heirs to be placed in order of birth before younger brothers because: a) if you had three Queen Regnant in a row like in Holland the royal house would have to change more frequently. b) let’s say William was a girl and he married Mr Middleton. As Royals start marrying more middle class do we want a House of Middleton or a House of Smith? These are the things that keep me awake at night... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus 302 Posted March 1, 2021 Has the Queen been moved to action yet though? She seems very sanguine about the whole thing, she was on a Zoom call with NHS staff a couple of days ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,402 Posted March 1, 2021 (edited) @The Old Crem, was 4, no wait, 5 fucking posts really necessary? Also, include a brief summary of the tweet’s content either before or after you link it in your post in case the tweets are deleted. (Not just ‘update’) Edited March 1, 2021 by The Quim Reaper Edited to clarify for a moron 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,608 Posted March 1, 2021 More updates. 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathtreat23 189 Posted March 1, 2021 Either things are about to escalate again (and hit number 5 is about to happen) or the Palace is about to announce that he's been discharged and we can stand down again for the time being. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
