Joey Russ 7,220 Posted August 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Deadpool said: Looks very frail. . . After be included in the Deathlist wasting a place and after all this comments I think he is undropablefor now on... Er, not really... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zsa Zsa's leg 884 Posted August 28, 2017 11 hours ago, Life Is Beautiful said: It was also taken during the recent Peruvian elections. Which means that he somehow still follows what's going on and is aware of things and still willing to participate in the political development of his country. Yeah, another bad choice for this year. Or maybe he was just performing his civic duty and voted straight ticket? Let's not forget George H.W. Bush voted in the U.S. elections too, and clearly was not in a proper mental state as he voted for Hillary Clinton who isn't in his party (Or maybe that's a good sign?) Regardless, Voting and participating in elections is almost compulsory for former or current world leaders. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted August 31, 2017 I wonder what type of music he likes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,386 Posted September 3, 2017 On 31/08/2017 at 01:22, Joey Russ said: I wonder what type of music he likes? Reliable sources suggest he spends his evening blaring out DJ Khaled. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,386 Posted September 29, 2017 So what kind of jolly japery do we think ole JP has been getting up to of late? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Predictor 1,018 Posted December 24, 2017 31 December 1981 Devil: Alright, Javier, now I have made you the UN General Secretary, just like you wanted. Cuellar: Gracias. It's a dream come true. It's a great moment not just for me but for my country too. Devil: But there is a catch! Cuellar: Ay caramba, there's always a catch when you make a deal with the devil. Devil: In return, I want the people of Peru to suffer by depriving them of something that they enjoy. Cuellar: Such as? Devil: Football. No more World Cups for Peru FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE! MUAHAHAH! Cuellar: But we already qualified for the one in Spain two months ago... Devil: Hmm, okay, starting from the next World Cup qualifiers then. Not a single tournament appearance for your nation until you die. Deal? Cuellar: Sigh...yes, we have a deal. Javier Perez de Cuellar dying before 16 June 2018 = Confirmed. Spoiler And yes, this is a rehash of Gabor's marriage curse, but that one didn't go too well... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GossipGabe 333 Posted December 24, 2017 19 minutes ago, Predictor said: 31 December 1981 Devil: Alright, Javier, now I have made you the UN General Secretary, just like you wanted. Cuellar: Gracias, it's a dream come true. It's a great moment not just for me but for my country. Devil: But there is a catch! Cuellar: Ay caramba, there's always a catch when you make a deal with the devil. Devil: I want the people of Peru to suffer by depriving them of something that they enjoy. Cuellar: Such as? Devil: Football. No more World Cups for Peru FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE! MUAHAHAH! Cuellar: But we already qualified for the one in Spain two months ago... Devil: Hmm, okay, starting from the next World Cup qualifiers then. Not a single tournament appearance for your nation until you die. Deal? Cuellar: Sigh...yes, we have a deal. Javier Perez de Cuellar dying before 16 June 2018 = Confirmed. Hide contents And yes, this is a rehash of Gabor's marriage curse, but that one didn't go too well... In late November, there was a SUN article claiming that Peru might get expelled from the World Cup if the government tries to have more say in what the local FA does. That issue was resolved when the government withdrew its contested bill, but it still indicates that the team's qualification doesn't automatically guarantee their participation. Heck, they could get involved in a war and get thrown out from the WC, just like how Yugoslavia was excluded from Euro 92 (won by Denmark that was second behind Yugoslavia in their qualifying group). Or what if the team's plane crashes into the Ocean? Or if World War III begins before July 2018 and the WC is cancelled? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,977 Posted January 1, 2018 The reaper fears no man,except Javier Perez De Cuellar 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,386 Posted January 1, 2018 Come on JP, don't fear the reaper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadpool 166 Posted January 1, 2018 2017 is his year... he can go much far!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ashes Urn 1,355 Posted January 19, 2018 Happy 98th birthday to the most sparkling man of the world. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Book 3,556 Posted January 19, 2018 Whom exactly is this thread about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 716 Posted January 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Book said: Whom exactly is this thread about? Only the GREATEST GUY EVER! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 716 Posted January 19, 2018 Feliz Cumpleaños Señor De Cuellar, May you have many more years of health, so that you can continue living for no apparent reason, except for being the mascot of some obscure British website. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,966 Posted August 18, 2018 So he has survived two of his successors now... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,933 Posted August 18, 2018 Last night I had a dream. The Reaper was talking to me: Reaper: Tomorrow a former General Secretary of UN is gonna die. Me: Yess! R: Kofi Annan Me: D'Oh! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 716 Posted August 19, 2018 Be afraid, Ban Ki-moon, be veeeery afraid... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,033 Posted October 24, 2018 Dead, all over Spanish speaking newspapers. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted October 24, 2018 Yes, just about to say the same thing. Will add a dead tag now and wait for the English speaking press to catch up with DL. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markb4 892 Posted October 24, 2018 10 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Dead, all over Spanish speaking newspapers. His son seems to deny the reports in this Spanish report: https://diariocorreo.pe/politica/fallece-javier-perez-de-cuellar-los-98-anos-849658/?ref=list_cover_2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,033 Posted October 24, 2018 Just now, markb4 said: His son seems to deny the reports in this Spanish report: https://diariocorreo.pe/politica/fallece-javier-perez-de-cuellar-los-98-anos-849658/?ref=list_cover_2 Lol, maybe he isn't then, that's why I didn't include a link... Widely reported though......hmmm. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,933 Posted October 24, 2018 The burned body they found inside belongs to former UN Secretary Ban Ki Moon! It is not JPdC! *DDT hears a window crashing and JPdC comes inside with blank eyes and a gun* Citation from Red Dragon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted October 24, 2018 https://en.mediamass.net/people/javier-perez-de-cuellar/deathhoax.html Maybe not. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted October 24, 2018 Oh, ok dead tag removed. He is Lazarus and I was too hasty! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
