Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 9, 2016 Man, 24, fined for pretending to be a GHOST by making 'woooooooh' noises and waving his arms about in cemetery Coming clean, I have to admit to (in my leather clad fucker from hell punk rock days) once getting plastered drunk whilst partying in a cemetery, falling asleep at some unknown gravestone, and awaking to the sound of a couple cars entering the graveyard the next morning only to discover it was Veteran's Day. I scurried to wake up my mates and we carried our cooler outta there all non-chalant and shit. SirC On my way home after nightclubbing and in the early hours of a warm night in the early 80s, I climbed over the cemetery wall just about here. I was very naughty with a young man I'd met about 10 minutes earlier. My grandfather's grave was within sight. Edit: No map provided, Cat O'Falk, but it was in Mount Morris, Michigan. We were a couple hours from home and met up with some of the Renaissance Festival actors and were partying into the wee hours, then it was time to go and with nowhere else to go, the cemetery across the street seemed just right. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 9, 2016 Oh what fun! I got caught by a riot van having a piss behind the right hand gate, they shone their big riot spotlight on my pert cheeks and asked what I was doing, to which I replied 'er, what do you think I'm doing, praying?' https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.3221819,-2.2088656,3a,75y,357.67h,88.14t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sBzMZwMbRzzoQH--n3VzvtQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted March 9, 2016 Oh what fun! I got caught by a riot van having a piss behind the right hand gate, they shone their big riot spotlight on my pert cheeks and asked what I was doing, to which I replied 'er, what do you think I'm doing, praying?' https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.3221819,-2.2088656,3a,75y,357.67h,88.14t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sBzMZwMbRzzoQH--n3VzvtQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656 I once got caught having a piss at the back of Cannon Row police station https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3797/13641444503_cdf70186ef_b.jpg A friend of mine worked in admin and we had just been to lunch (liquid lunch). As I was coming out of the station, I realized I was in need of a piss. It was too far to walk through the crowds to Westminster Bridge (which was where the neared public toilets were) so I thought if I was quick, I could go behind the station. I didn't notice that what I assumed was a wooden fence, was actually part of the gates to the car park and mid-piss the sergeant of the bomb squad came out on his motorbike. I was half drunk, stammering to explain what I was doing there. So he escorted me back in to the station and made me sweat it out in one of their interview rooms for about 10 minutes while they got my friend down from the 4th floor to vouch for my character. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted March 14, 2016 https://libcom.org/history/paris-commune-revolution-counterrevolution-paris-1870-1871 History of the Paris Commune. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 15, 2016 I hope everyone celebrated Steak & BJ Day (March 14). There's still time!SC Edit: Not if you're 5 hours time difference from CST in the US of A. (that's all ya'll on the other side of the Pond). Then it's just too feckin late! Next year.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 15, 2016 Slipknot's lead singer's mask was stolen backstage, he performed without one for the first time ever last night. Sounds like KISS unmasked! Please let that be the only time Slipknot is mentioned in the same sentence as KISS. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted March 17, 2016 This on the dangers of attending a wedding in India http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-35818831 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted March 19, 2016 http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/world/what-happened-to-her-woman-vanishes-on-live-tv/news-story/fac11f99e7c3cf8d3f216d4c4cd7690e Wifie disappears live on TV . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,144 Posted March 19, 2016 http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/world/what-happened-to-her-woman-vanishes-on-live-tv/news-story/fac11f99e7c3cf8d3f216d4c4cd7690e Wifie disappears live on TV . Looks to me like she turns and walks away in the same direction as the woman pushing the trolley, and is thus hidden behind the latter. You can see her just starting to turn. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 20, 2016 Woman falls over a cliff and dies. Then the fun starts!SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted March 21, 2016 Really does serve them right http://www.independent.co.uk/news/boaty-mcboatface-could-be-the-name-of-200m-research-vessel-after-public-vote-a6942551.html 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted March 21, 2016 Really does serve them right http://www.independent.co.uk/news/boaty-mcboatface-could-be-the-name-of-200m-research-vessel-after-public-vote-a6942551.html I voted for Boaty. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted March 21, 2016 Really does serve them right http://www.independent.co.uk/news/boaty-mcboatface-could-be-the-name-of-200m-research-vessel-after-public-vote-a6942551.htmlI voted Titanic 2.0 the undrinkable. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted March 21, 2016 Really does serve them right http://www.independent.co.uk/news/boaty-mcboatface-could-be-the-name-of-200m-research-vessel-after-public-vote-a6942551.htmlI voted Titanic 2.0 the undrinkable. A friend of mine has nominated Botorhead as a name. she did that last night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted March 21, 2016 SS Sturmführer gets my vote. And Zorders..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 22, 2016 An Arkansas family traveling in Heflin, Ala. was pulled over after police received a report about a body in the family's trunk, but instead it turned out to be......SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 24, 2016 L.A., Cali: Hiroshi Motohashi was angry with the management of the Studio City sushi restaurant, so instead of a tip, the 46-year-old man dropped a 13-foot-long snake in the middle of the restaurant — then slithered out. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted March 25, 2016 'You told me I should always reverse park' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35889533 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted March 31, 2016 German Footballers black up to protest racism Could you imagine if arsenal did this, oh hang on they wouldn't need the digital altering. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted April 1, 2016 My son will do that, he'll watch a couple of guys on YouTube play Minecraft for hours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 3, 2016 The latest data dump. Offshore bank accounts ahoy! http://panamapapers.sueddeutsche.de/articles/56febff0a1bb8d3c3495adf4/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,741 Posted April 3, 2016 I was going to tie all my cash up in panama to avoid tax like these bastards*, but found my fickle plans were fucked when they said I had to turn up in person - I couldn't afford the airfare. *I'd really like to be able to say it's a shock but it's not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 4, 2016 Ditto EP , ditto. Next lot could be fun tho Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 7, 2016 Deathray, I can't remember where we had the discussion of parents that aren't actually parents etc, but I had a similar yack with a boy at work about it. He said today there was a bit on R2 about 20% of Belgians have one parent that isn't who they think. Take that to grandparents level, and you're getting to the sort of % I was on about. Don't know if there's a corresponding article, but they must've got it from somewhere . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
