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The Business News at 5am today were on about the World's first commercial drone delivery service launched today .

 

 

 

In Rwanda :D, the whole bloody country rocks 4g, and fibre broadband is everywhere, and now first with the drones.

 

Ftr, it delivers blood to hospitals, flies @50 miles at 70/80mph then drops the blood via parachute.

 

 

We truly live in the 3rd World

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I'll just set this here and allow the headline tell the story

"Officer On LSD Attempts To Save Anti-Masturbation Dolphin Mascot From Imaginary Fire"

http://cnn.com.de/news/police-officer-saves-dolphin-mascot-imaginary-fire/

 

Yes I realize what it is. It's funny so qualifies. No one said this thread is about true stuff. It's the Internet after all

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I'll just set this here and allow the headline tell the story

"Officer On LSD Attempts To Save Anti-Masturbation Dolphin Mascot From Imaginary Fire"

http://cnn.com.de/news/police-officer-saves-dolphin-mascot-imaginary-fire/

 

Yes I realize what it is. It's funny so qualifies. No one said this thread is about true stuff. It's the Internet after all

Someone needs to tell these people the best and easiest way to give up masturbating is to get someone to do it for you.

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All you can say

 

14907008_1091131364327230_86064826347889

 

is, LOL

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Have a look at this.

Something is majorly fucked up in our society, liberal fucktardery at its very finest.

God bless Universities!

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/tv/jeremy-paxman-baffled-by-university-challenge-boycott-over-sexist-remarks/ar-AAk6p87?li=BBoPJKU&ocid=mailsignout

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Have a look at this.

Something is majorly fucked up in our society, liberal fucktardery at its very finest.

God bless Universities!

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/tv/jeremy-paxman-baffled-by-university-challenge-boycott-over-sexist-remarks/ar-AAk6p87?li=BBoPJKU&ocid=mailsignout

 

:scratchhead:

 

So if it wasn't about the doll thing, why don't they speak up and say what it was? Can't see anything misogynistic or sexist about it.

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Have a look at this.

Something is majorly fucked up in our society, liberal fucktardery at its very finest.

God bless Universities!

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/tv/jeremy-paxman-baffled-by-university-challenge-boycott-over-sexist-remarks/ar-AAk6p87?li=BBoPJKU&ocid=mailsignout

 

:scratchhead:

 

So if it wasn't about the doll thing, why don't they speak up and say what it was? Can't see anything misogynistic or sexist about it.

 

Exactly.

God help us all.

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Have a look at this.

Something is majorly fucked up in our society, liberal fucktardery at its very finest.

God bless Universities!

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/tv/jeremy-paxman-baffled-by-university-challenge-boycott-over-sexist-remarks/ar-AAk6p87?li=BBoPJKU&ocid=mailsignout

 

:scratchhead:

 

So if it wasn't about the doll thing, why don't they speak up and say what it was? Can't see anything misogynistic or sexist about it.

 

Exactly.

God help us all.

 

A bunch of students act like dicks. Hardly the sea turning to blood is it. Now if they'd scored 666 points...

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Have a look at this.

Something is majorly fucked up in our society, liberal fucktardery at its very finest.

God bless Universities!

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/tv/jeremy-paxman-baffled-by-university-challenge-boycott-over-sexist-remarks/ar-AAk6p87?li=BBoPJKU&ocid=mailsignout

 

:scratchhead:

 

So if it wasn't about the doll thing, why don't they speak up and say what it was? Can't see anything misogynistic or sexist about it.

 

Exactly.

God help us all.

 

A bunch of students act like dicks. Hardly the sea turning to blood is it. Now if they'd scored 666 points...

 

No but its a nice example of what the fuck is wrong with our society.

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My new favorite recording artists. Also has overtaken The Far Side for when I need a laugh. Shittyflute:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtHsqAjoXXY

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People are now protesting about fake news sites and someone commented "No-one checks facts any more" maybe they should come and play the 20/20 deathlist where verification is at an extremely high level.

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Looks like he's got Davy Crockett shoved up his ass.

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Looks like he's got Davy Crockett shoved up his ass.

 

I thought his bits looked like a little lion's head, but yeah, I see the Davy Crockett thing.

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It still wouldn't make me want to photograph a Cats cock.

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It still wouldn't make me want to photograph a Cats cock.

I'm not an expert but is that a cock?

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Looks like he's got Davy Crockett shoved up his ass.

 

I thought his bits looked like a little lion's head, but yeah, I see the Davy Crockett thing.

 

 

It looks like a chow chow (not a euphemism)to me, perhaps this is some sort latter day ink blot test.

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It still wouldn't make me want to photograph a Cats cock.

Why not, then you could compare it with yours and cry 😄😜

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I like to beat my cock.

 

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