charon 4,942 Posted January 23, 2017 Toast has been cheating the whole time.https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jan/23/toast-thats-a-bit-too-brown-may-cause-cancer-say-authorities It's only dark brown toast that's killing people apparently, so I am innocent as I am not very brown at all. the women lying on you is hiding a burnt patch. That's why dresses were invented.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted January 23, 2017 http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/reaping.php Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 15,838 Posted January 26, 2017 Swedish woman thinks we need a new word for 'vagina'. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/features/magazine-38749364/38749364 Surely we already have 'fanny' as a perfectly good equivalent to 'willy'. If we can stop Americans using it to mean 'arse'. Frankly, I don't think "snippa" works very well in English. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted January 27, 2017 Seems the right to bear arms doesn't always apply http://www.snopes.com/2017/01/27/dallas-teacher-suspended-water-gun-trump/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,885 Posted January 31, 2017 Swedish woman thinks we need a new word for 'vagina'. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/features/magazine-38749364/38749364 Surely we already have 'fanny' as a perfectly good equivalent to 'willy'. If we can stop Americans using it to mean 'arse'. Frankly, I don't think "snippa" works very well in English. We used to call vaginas "sams" when we were kids due to that line in "I'm Henry the Eighth I am" . 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted January 31, 2017 You couldn't make this up http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/20/police-admit-tasering-ownblack-race-relations-advisorafter-mistaking/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,193 Posted January 31, 2017 You couldn't make this up http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/20/police-admit-tasering-ownblack-race-relations-advisorafter-mistaking/ So if the actual person that they are looking for is confronted by two Police officers who ask him what his name is, he only need tell them 'Im not telling you, Ive done nothing wrong' as the Police wont be able to do anything more to hold him up and just fuck off. Brilliant. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 15,838 Posted January 31, 2017 You couldn't make this up http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/20/police-admit-tasering-ownblack-race-relations-advisorafter-mistaking/ So if the actual person that they are looking for is confronted by two Police officers who ask him what his name is, he only need tell them 'Im not telling you, Ive done nothing wrong' as the Police wont be able to do anything more to hold him up and just fuck off. Brilliant. Indeed, I did think he was less than cooperative. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,193 Posted January 31, 2017 You couldn't make this up http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/20/police-admit-tasering-ownblack-race-relations-advisorafter-mistaking/ So if the actual person that they are looking for is confronted by two Police officers who ask him what his name is, he only need tell them 'Im not telling you, Ive done nothing wrong' as the Police wont be able to do anything more to hold him up and just fuck off. Brilliant. Indeed, I did think he was less than cooperative. He is a cunt, plain and simple. What fucking good is he really? He is, no doubt, being feted as somesort of hero by standing up to the nasty racist Police and in just a couple of minutes has completely fucked up any good relations ,not that there was any, and moved them back to Brixton 1981. He genuinely needs to be euthanized. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted February 3, 2017 One of them will be back. I know who i'd vote for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTTWKL-EKX4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WednesdayAddams 102 Posted February 8, 2017 Man charged with sexual assault of drain cover. In Romford, obviously... http://www.lbc.co.uk/news/london/east/havering/man-tried-to-have-sex-with-a-drain-cover-romford/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 20,640 Posted February 8, 2017 Man charged with sexual assault of drain cover. In Romford, obviously... http://www.lbc.co.uk/news/london/east/havering/man-tried-to-have-sex-with-a-drain-cover-romford/ Well they will insist on calling it a manhole... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,193 Posted February 8, 2017 Man charged with sexual assault of drain cover. In Romford, obviously... http://www.lbc.co.uk/news/london/east/havering/man-tried-to-have-sex-with-a-drain-cover-romford/ Bloody foreigners coming over here taking all our drain covers................... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,767 Posted February 8, 2017 Daily Mail too unreliable for Wikipedia: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/feb/08/wikipedia-bans-daily-mail-as-unreliable-source-for-website 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted February 11, 2017 On second thought mods might not approve of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,942 Posted February 14, 2017 Just spent 25 mins watching a game of FIFA2017 on YouTube Two boys on the footie forum I frequent decided to have a game last night, stakes - loser logs off, never to return. Only could see the updates on the thread so watched it now I'm in 3g range Only one mic'd up <the loser> and it goes pear shaped at 13 minutes in (3goals rapid) and at the 19 minute mark he just starts singing 'starry starry night' to himself right the way through Bizarre and brilliant That's how Zorders should be dealt with imo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted February 21, 2017 I love being able to post videos 3:51 Rucka Rucka Ali - Brony Style (Gangnam Style Parody) SHITSHITSHITLOUISlol 1,649,207 views Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted February 21, 2017 29 minutes ago, Morbidkid said: I love being able to post videos 3:51 Rucka Rucka Ali - Brony Style (Gangnam Style Parody) SHITSHITSHITLOUISlol 1,649,207 views Then you should try it sometime. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted February 21, 2017 100 lines of ket a day might be bad for you apparently? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2335643/Party-drugs-ketamine-miow-miow-mean-bladder-removed-Danielle-Watson-Nottingham-life-ruined.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted February 21, 2017 4 hours ago, Cat O'Falk said: Then you should try it sometime. Problem solved. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,767 Posted February 21, 2017 I prefer that insecure male juveniles become bronies instead of alt-right activists. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted February 23, 2017 This video speaks for itself. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites