Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted December 7, 2017 26 minutes ago, time said: Why wouldn't you cement your head in a microwave? I think I’m in love. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 8, 2017 16 hours ago, time said: Why wouldn't you cement your head in a microwave? What is the cook time on cement? Is there a simple 'cement' button next to 'popcorn' or summat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted December 8, 2017 this is even worse http://www.anorak.co.uk/209379/strange-but-true/x-ray-of-concrete-enema-poured-up-mans-anus.html/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 9, 2017 Sounds like more than one nutbag out there in the world. I now have concrete evidence. SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,132 Posted December 11, 2017 Man seen in Bury St Edmunds wearing just a thong and Wellington boots Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted December 21, 2017 http://batheinmymilk.com/ Clarty bitch needs to redecorate that bathroom pronto. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FixedBusiness 407 Posted December 21, 2017 On 17/12/2017 at 08:43, Joey Russ said: The whole Hello kitty instrument series is hilarious,and MIke even came back and did in a Pokémon kit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted December 26, 2017 Woman allegedly saves Piers Morgan from cancer. Poor show, viewer, poor show. Worst news since I heard Noel Edmonds was alive and well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted December 27, 2017 Anyone struggling for a late Xmas gift idea could do worse than https://www.amazon.co.uk/Zabiba-King-Author-Saddam-Hussein/dp/1589395859 Yes, he wrote a love story.... £7.81... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,033 Posted December 27, 2017 12 minutes ago, charon said: Anyone struggling for a late Xmas gift idea could do worse than https://www.amazon.co.uk/Zabiba-King-Author-Saddam-Hussein/dp/1589395859 Yes, he wrote a love story.... £7.81... Does the plot leave you hanging at the end? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 3, 2018 Kenneth Williams explaining Thermo coupling on Tomorrow's World. https://video-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t42.1790-2/26594338_595925757406644_5101947344035774464_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjMwMCwicmxhIjo1MTIsInZlbmNvZGVfdGFnIjoic3ZlX3NkIn0%3D&oh=385784abd00c829f9dcd974f8af74e1c&oe=5A4D27C9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 4, 2018 We all love a good funeral.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 4, 2018 An article about the Lelux Hospital in Bangkok, where they are performing 'penis whitening' procedures. Because as we know (and I'm unanimous in this), once you go white, you never go back. The same hospital stirred controversy last year for touting a cosmetic procedure called a "3D Vagina" in which the customer's own body fat is used to make genitalia more plump. The penis whitening service costs around US$650 for five sessions. SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted January 4, 2018 34 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: a "3D Vagina" in which the customer's own body fat is used to make genitalia more plump. Fuck me, I’d have labia like Demis Roussos’s kaftan 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 4, 2018 14 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: Fuck me, I’d have labia like Demis Roussos’s kaftan LMAO... Lardy Lardy Lardy.... Thanks for the laugh. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
