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Judith Malina, Founder of the Living Theater, Dies at 88 -

 

 

At least the theater is living.

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Lisa Simon, stalwart of Sesame Street, dies at 64. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/lisa-simon-dead-sesame-street-787606

 

Edit: It appears she pooped all over her birthday too.

 

Not a good time to have the surname simon. Third well known simon to die in 8 weeks.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Simon

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Simon

 

now lisa .

 

I bet Paul Simon is shi##ing himself !!

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Lisa Simon, stalwart of Sesame Street, dies at 64. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/lisa-simon-dead-sesame-street-787606

 

Edit: It appears she pooped all over her birthday too.

 

Not a good time to have the surname simon. Third well known simon to die in 8 weeks.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Simon

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Simon

 

now lisa .

 

I bet Paul Simon is shi##ing himself !!

 

Or Carly Simon.

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Lisa Simon, stalwart of Sesame Street, dies at 64. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/lisa-simon-dead-sesame-street-787606

 

Edit: It appears she pooped all over her birthday too.

 

Not a good time to have the surname simon. Third well known simon to die in 8 weeks.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Simon

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Simon

 

now lisa .

 

I bet Paul Simon is shi##ing himself !!

 

Nova from ECW is really glad they didnt call him Dean Simon.

Or... not. Depending on how he's finding life at the moment, I dunno.

 

 

 

 

Mourning everyone.

 

 

 

State funeral planned in Australia.

 

Would any sports figure get close to that in the UK?

 

Can't think of one.

 

Well so far all that's happened is Abbott's offered his family a state funeral, which "surely" they will turn down as he probably wouldn't have wanted one. I think he just wanted to prove once again that outside of being awesome for repealing the previous government's utterly horrendous climate five-year-plan legislation he clearly has the world outlook of a P.E. teacher.

Still....... you expected us to be envious that we're not (yet) sappy enough to have state funerals for sports figures, no matter how good they obviously were? :rolleyes:

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Edna Morlok, one of the famed Morlok Quadruplets who were entertainers, who were listed (maybe once) in the Guiness Book of Records as the oldest surviving quads, has died at 84. Only one, Sarah Morlok Cotton, now survives. http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/news/local/2015/04/11/morlok-quadruplet-dies-age/25646001/

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Joze ciuha died. He was a Slovakian painter who painted many pictures. He was 90

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Edna Morlok, one of the famed Morlok Quadruplets who were entertainers, who were listed (maybe once) in the Guiness Book of Records as the oldest surviving quads, has died at 84. Only one, Sarah Morlok Cotton, now survives. http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/news/local/2015/04/11/morlok-quadruplet-dies-age/25646001/

From Michigan?!?? Like me? I've never heard of them.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32277415
Sheila Kitzinger - British natural birth advocate.........
Hope she had a natural death.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32277415

Sheila Kitzinger - British natural birth advocate.........

Hope she had a natural death.

What, down on all-fours on her carpet, screaming loudly?

 

 

 

If 200 people gathered in the crematorioum did that as the coffin was whipped behind the curtain...

 

 

The way she'd want it, surely?

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32277415

Sheila Kitzinger - British natural birth advocate.........

Hope she had a natural death.

What, down on all-fours on her carpet, screaming loudly?

 

 

 

If 200 people gathered in the crematorioum did that as the coffin was whipped behind the curtain...

 

 

The way she'd want it, surely?

 

Surely you mean "she should be buried at home in the backyard..... without anesthetic"?

 

That's the lamest misfired joke I've seen/heard since my one about Patrick Moore on eclipse day when I should have posted "his arse is blocking out the sun".

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Kevin Rosier, journeyman boxer/kickboxer/mixed artial artist dead at 53. Only of note because he competed at the inaugural UFC event back in 1993, making him the first veteran of that card to go to that great octagonal cage in the sky.

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According to Wikipedia nobody in the world died yesterday (Wednesday). That's a bit worrying for us !

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According to news reports yesterday that a Californian scientist says there is an 80% chance that the first person to live to 1000 has already been born. That would make deathlisting a bit of a slow game!

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According to news reports yesterday that a Californian scientist says there is an 80% chance that the first person to live to 1000 has already been born. That would make deathlisting a bit of a slow game!

Imagine a world where we lived to 1000. What would the retirement age be? 650? That's one hell of a lot of commutes to look forward to !

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According to news reports yesterday that a Californian scientist says there is an 80% chance that the first person to live to 1000 has already been born. That would make deathlisting a bit of a slow game!

Imagine a world where we lived to 1000. What would the retirement age be? 650? That's one hell of a lot of commutes to look forward to !

 

Whoever that 'Californian scientist' is (I'd appreciate a link) he's certainly pulling that 80% out of his arse.

 

I'm not so sure it's a Good Idea. With life spans as they are we already have a world-wide population issue.

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According to news reports yesterday that a Californian scientist says there is an 80% chance that the first person to live to 1000 has already been born. That would make deathlisting a bit of a slow game!

Imagine a world where we lived to 1000. What would the retirement age be? 650? That's one hell of a lot of commutes to look forward to !
Whoever that 'Californian scientist' is (I'd appreciate a link) he's certainly pulling that 80% out of his arse.I'm not so sure it's a Good Idea. With life spans as they are we already have a world-wide population issue.

Multiple of 10.

Drinking age 210 yrs old. Statutory rape any gal under 180.

Or it better be multiple of 10, or post-menapausel women would continue to live like 815 more years.

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You are believing THIS man :lol:

 

http://api.news.com.au/content/1.0/newscomau/images/1227304902525?format=jpg&group=iphone&size=medium

 

 

I do recall some recent report saying it's probable that the first to live to 150 has been born.

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You are believing THIS man :lol:

 

http://api.news.com.au/content/1.0/newscomau/images/1227304902525?format=jpg&group=iphone&size=medium

 

 

I do recall some recent report saying it's probable that the first to live to 150 has been born.

 

Don't worry. It won't be me :sicktherm:

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80% of statistics are made up.

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