YoungWillz 19,104 Posted April 1, 2015 Dave Ball, somewhat obscure guitarist who played at one time in Procol Harum, dies at 65 from cancer. Interesting enough resume. But not interesting enough to put in pop star thread IMHO. SC http://dmme.net/dave-ball-passed-away/ What is interesting is he died the day after his birthday. Seems to have been a jobbing musician from Wiki, by all accounts, but did play with some serious names. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 891 Posted April 2, 2015 Andrew Getty, oil heir, found dead in suspicious circumstances. Father Gordon will be 82 later this year.. Maybe one to watch now that tragedy has struck. Apparently with traumatic rectal injury (http://www.news.com.au/world/oil-heir-andrew-getty-found-dead-in-los-angeles-mansion-with-traumatic-rectal-injury/story-fndir2ev-1227287609232). Perhaps he was trying to hide some of the family fortune Alternatively if he had used some of his family's oil his injury might not had been so traumatic... So, the old joke... Q - Rectum? A - Well, put it this way, it didn't do him much good! I heard it: Rectum? Damn near killed him! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,013 Posted April 2, 2015 Incredibly, no one posted the greatest genius in marketing history, Gary Dahl, who's obit was posted on my DP early this morning. Anyway, the creator of the Pet Rock dies at 78. RIP SirC http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/04/01/us/gary-dahl-inventor-of-the-pet-rock-dies-at-78.html?referrer=&_r=0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 19,104 Posted April 2, 2015 Rudolph Perz, creator of Pillsbury Doughboy, reported dead at 89. Maybe he'll rise again. http://www.nbcchicago.com/blogs/inc-well/rudolph-perz-pillsbury-doughboy-298439691.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Predictor 1,007 Posted April 2, 2015 Here's one for MPFC: Kath Taylor, aged 81. "She achieved fame by being crowned the women’s world gurning champion at Egremont Crab Fair twice in succession, and also entertained in pubs and clubs" Champion gurner Anne Woods, who won the World's Ugliest Woman competition twenty eight times has died, aged 67 . What's the deal with the ring-shaped thingy? Why would anyone with a sense of dignity enter these competitions in the first place? We don't have such in Sweden, we're much too beautful for that. ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,969 Posted April 2, 2015 Here's one for MPFC: Kath Taylor, aged 81. "She achieved fame by being crowned the women’s world gurning champion at Egremont Crab Fair twice in succession, and also entertained in pubs and clubs" Champion gurner Anne Woods, who won the World's Ugliest Woman competition twenty eight times has died, aged 67 . What's the deal with the ring-shaped thingy? Why would anyone with a sense of dignity enter these competitions in the first place? We don't have such in Sweden, we're much to beautful for that. ;) The ring-shaped thingy is horse collar; tradition dictates that the gurner inserts head through the collar and gurns. It's a traditional Northern English pastime popular with both sexes. I don't think dignity is uppermost in the minds of the participants. While many Swedes are beautiful, I reckon this bloke could give it a good go 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomTomTelekom 3,607 Posted April 2, 2015 http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/manoel-de-oliveira-portugal-director-dead-106-30061788 Film Director Manoel de Oliveira dead at 106 years. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,999 Posted April 2, 2015 Here's one for MPFC: Kath Taylor, aged 81. "She achieved fame by being crowned the women’s world gurning champion at Egremont Crab Fair twice in succession, and also entertained in pubs and clubs" Champion gurner Anne Woods, who won the World's Ugliest Woman competition twenty eight times has died, aged 67 . Did she look in the mirror? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,017 Posted April 2, 2015 Here's one for MPFC: Kath Taylor, aged 81. "She achieved fame by being crowned the women’s world gurning champion at Egremont Crab Fair twice in succession, and also entertained in pubs and clubs" Champion gurner Anne Woods, who won the World's Ugliest Woman competition twenty eight times has died, aged 67 . Did she look in the mirror? Thanks for the dedication, Egremont - home of gurning - is just down the road fra Maryport, local rumour suggests gurning started when local people tried to imitate the residents of Egremont! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted April 2, 2015 could people please stop posting that bloody horrible pic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,686 Posted April 2, 2015 Here's one for MPFC:Kath Taylor, aged 81. "She achieved fame by being crowned the women’s world gurning champion at Egremont Crab Fair twice in succession, and also entertained in pubs and clubs" Champion gurner Anne Woods, who won the World's Ugliest Woman competition twenty eight times has died, aged 67 . Did she look in the mirror? Thanks for the dedication, Egremont - home of gurning - is just down the road fra Maryport, local rumour suggests gurning started when local people tried to imitate the residents of Egremont! could people please stop posting that bloody horrible pic No. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GossipGabe 333 Posted April 2, 2015 I would No you wouldn't!!! She's not only ugly and old, she's DEAD you sicko!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,999 Posted April 2, 2015 It was a joke calm down dear! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 19,104 Posted April 2, 2015 Done a search but turned up nowt, Derek Smith, creator of Top Gear, Guardian Obit. http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2015/apr/02/derek-smith-obituary Edit: March 17 at 87. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,013 Posted April 2, 2015 I would No you wouldn't!!! She's not only ugly and old, she's DEAD you sicko!!! You just listed the three attributes of the only women that give me any attention. Sir C 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,017 Posted April 2, 2015 Here's one for MPFC:Kath Taylor, aged 81. "She achieved fame by being crowned the women’s world gurning champion at Egremont Crab Fair twice in succession, and also entertained in pubs and clubs" Champion gurner Anne Woods, who won the World's Ugliest Woman competition twenty eight times has died, aged 67 . Did she look in the mirror? Thanks for the dedication, Egremont - home of gurning - is just down the road fra Maryport, local rumour suggests gurning started when local people tried to imitate the residents of Egremont! could people please stop posting that bloody horrible pic No. Could you be a little more specific, there are two pictures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GossipGabe 333 Posted April 2, 2015 It was a joke calm down dear!I know, I wasn't serious either, I was just feigning some indignation, imitating our beloved diabetic guest. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 19,104 Posted April 2, 2015 Well, just how did Deadpoolers miss her? Anne Woods gets an obit in The Independent: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/anne-woods-winner-of-the-womens-world-gurning-title-at-the-egremont-crab-fair-in-cumbria-a-record-28-times-10153298.html Warning: contains picture similar to above. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,999 Posted April 2, 2015 Here's one for MPFC:Kath Taylor, aged 81. "She achieved fame by being crowned the women’s world gurning champion at Egremont Crab Fair twice in succession, and also entertained in pubs and clubs" Champion gurner Anne Woods, who won the World's Ugliest Woman competition twenty eight times has died, aged 67 . Did she look in the mirror? Thanks for the dedication, Egremont - home of gurning - is just down the road fra Maryport, local rumour suggests gurning started when local people tried to imitate the residents of Egremont! could people please stop posting that bloody horrible pic No. Could you be a little more specific, there are two pictures. Both the first has better blow job lips mind you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted April 2, 2015 OK.I am refusing to make any more posts on this thread if people keep posting that pic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBigBB 34 Posted April 3, 2015 I would No you wouldn't!!! She's not only ugly and old, she's DEAD you sicko!!! You just listed the three attributes of the only women that give me any attention. Sir C Well, I would imagine that they could be either or old and ugly OR dead. Surely a beautiful dead girl wouldn't refuse you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,017 Posted April 3, 2015 OK.I am refusing to make any more posts on this thread if people keep posting that pic I understand, it's variety your'e after: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 891 Posted April 3, 2015 OK.I am refusing to make any more posts on this thread if people keep posting that pic In that case, could some administrator post the picture to every thread? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,397 Posted April 3, 2015 OK.I am refusing to make any more posts on this thread if people keep posting that pic In that case, could some administrator post the picture to every thread? Tempting... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
