Sir Creep 7,070 Posted April 11, 2015 Judith Malina, Founder of the Living Theater, Dies at 88 - At least the theater is living. SC 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted April 11, 2015 Lisa Simon, stalwart of Sesame Street, dies at 64. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/lisa-simon-dead-sesame-street-787606 Edit: It appears she pooped all over her birthday too. Not a good time to have the surname simon. Third well known simon to die in 8 weeks. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Simon http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Simon now lisa . I bet Paul Simon is shi##ing himself !! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,970 Posted April 11, 2015 Lisa Simon, stalwart of Sesame Street, dies at 64. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/lisa-simon-dead-sesame-street-787606 Edit: It appears she pooped all over her birthday too. Not a good time to have the surname simon. Third well known simon to die in 8 weeks. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Simon http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Simon now lisa . I bet Paul Simon is shi##ing himself !! Or Carly Simon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted April 11, 2015 Lisa Simon, stalwart of Sesame Street, dies at 64. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/lisa-simon-dead-sesame-street-787606 Edit: It appears she pooped all over her birthday too. Not a good time to have the surname simon. Third well known simon to die in 8 weeks. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Simon http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Simon now lisa . I bet Paul Simon is shi##ing himself !! Nova from ECW is really glad they didnt call him Dean Simon. Or... not. Depending on how he's finding life at the moment, I dunno. cricket commentator Richie Benaud has died http://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/cricket-great-richie-benaud-dead-20150409-1mhzdy.html Mourning everyone. State funeral planned in Australia. Would any sports figure get close to that in the UK? Can't think of one. Well so far all that's happened is Abbott's offered his family a state funeral, which "surely" they will turn down as he probably wouldn't have wanted one. I think he just wanted to prove once again that outside of being awesome for repealing the previous government's utterly horrendous climate five-year-plan legislation he clearly has the world outlook of a P.E. teacher. Still....... you expected us to be envious that we're not (yet) sappy enough to have state funerals for sports figures, no matter how good they obviously were? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted April 11, 2015 cricket commentator Richie Benaud has died http://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/cricket-great-richie-benaud-dead-20150409-1mhzdy.html Mourning everyone. State funeral planned in Australia. Would any sports figure get close to that in the UK? Can't think of one. Andy Murray would get one in Scotland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 11, 2015 No he wouldn't, Davis Cup playing fuck. Back on topic, the first sign of Summer... Gary Carswell. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-isle-of-man-32271731 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,044 Posted April 12, 2015 Edna Morlok, one of the famed Morlok Quadruplets who were entertainers, who were listed (maybe once) in the Guiness Book of Records as the oldest surviving quads, has died at 84. Only one, Sarah Morlok Cotton, now survives. http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/news/local/2015/04/11/morlok-quadruplet-dies-age/25646001/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,044 Posted April 12, 2015 Spend Spend Spend pools winner Viv Nicholson dies. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-32275463 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest awesome guest Posted April 12, 2015 Joze ciuha died. He was a Slovakian painter who painted many pictures. He was 90 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted April 12, 2015 Edna Morlok, one of the famed Morlok Quadruplets who were entertainers, who were listed (maybe once) in the Guiness Book of Records as the oldest surviving quads, has died at 84. Only one, Sarah Morlok Cotton, now survives. http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/news/local/2015/04/11/morlok-quadruplet-dies-age/25646001/ From Michigan?!?? Like me? I've never heard of them. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted April 12, 2015 (edited) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32277415Sheila Kitzinger - British natural birth advocate.........Hope she had a natural death. Edited April 12, 2015 by Dr. Zorders Post moved from topic "Ideas And Possibilities For 2016" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted April 12, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32277415 Sheila Kitzinger - British natural birth advocate......... Hope she had a natural death. What, down on all-fours on her carpet, screaming loudly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted April 12, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32277415 Sheila Kitzinger - British natural birth advocate......... Hope she had a natural death. What, down on all-fours on her carpet, screaming loudly? If 200 people gathered in the crematorioum did that as the coffin was whipped behind the curtain... The way she'd want it, surely? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted April 12, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32277415 Sheila Kitzinger - British natural birth advocate......... Hope she had a natural death. What, down on all-fours on her carpet, screaming loudly? If 200 people gathered in the crematorioum did that as the coffin was whipped behind the curtain... The way she'd want it, surely? Surely you mean "she should be buried at home in the backyard..... without anesthetic"? That's the lamest misfired joke I've seen/heard since my one about Patrick Moore on eclipse day when I should have posted "his arse is blocking out the sun". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,525 Posted April 15, 2015 Kevin Rosier, journeyman boxer/kickboxer/mixed artial artist dead at 53. Only of note because he competed at the inaugural UFC event back in 1993, making him the first veteran of that card to go to that great octagonal cage in the sky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted April 15, 2015 According to Wikipedia nobody in the world died yesterday (Wednesday). That's a bit worrying for us ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr_T 254 Posted April 15, 2015 According to news reports yesterday that a Californian scientist says there is an 80% chance that the first person to live to 1000 has already been born. That would make deathlisting a bit of a slow game! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted April 16, 2015 According to news reports yesterday that a Californian scientist says there is an 80% chance that the first person to live to 1000 has already been born. That would make deathlisting a bit of a slow game! Imagine a world where we lived to 1000. What would the retirement age be? 650? That's one hell of a lot of commutes to look forward to ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted April 16, 2015 According to news reports yesterday that a Californian scientist says there is an 80% chance that the first person to live to 1000 has already been born. That would make deathlisting a bit of a slow game!Imagine a world where we lived to 1000. What would the retirement age be? 650? That's one hell of a lot of commutes to look forward to ! Whoever that 'Californian scientist' is (I'd appreciate a link) he's certainly pulling that 80% out of his arse. I'm not so sure it's a Good Idea. With life spans as they are we already have a world-wide population issue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted April 16, 2015 According to news reports yesterday that a Californian scientist says there is an 80% chance that the first person to live to 1000 has already been born. That would make deathlisting a bit of a slow game!Imagine a world where we lived to 1000. What would the retirement age be? 650? That's one hell of a lot of commutes to look forward to !Whoever that 'Californian scientist' is (I'd appreciate a link) he's certainly pulling that 80% out of his arse.I'm not so sure it's a Good Idea. With life spans as they are we already have a world-wide population issue. Multiple of 10. Drinking age 210 yrs old. Statutory rape any gal under 180. Or it better be multiple of 10, or post-menapausel women would continue to live like 815 more years. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr_T 254 Posted April 16, 2015 Here is the link to my earlier post about living to 1000. http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/researchers-believe-a-biological-revolution-enabling-humans-to-experience-everlasting-youthfulness-is-coming/story-fnpjxnqt-1227304902553 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 16, 2015 Here is the link to my earlier post about living to 1000. http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/researchers-believe-a-biological-revolution-enabling-humans-to-experience-everlasting-youthfulness-is-coming/story-fnpjxnqt-1227304902553 You are believing THIS man http://api.news.com.au/content/1.0/newscomau/images/1227304902525?format=jpg&group=iphone&size=medium I do recall some recent report saying it's probable that the first to live to 150 has been born. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted April 16, 2015 Here is the link to my earlier post about living to 1000. http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/researchers-believe-a-biological-revolution-enabling-humans-to-experience-everlasting-youthfulness-is-coming/story-fnpjxnqt-1227304902553 You are believing THIS man http://api.news.com.au/content/1.0/newscomau/images/1227304902525?format=jpg&group=iphone&size=medium I do recall some recent report saying it's probable that the first to live to 150 has been born. Don't worry. It won't be me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted April 16, 2015 Here is the link to my earlier post about living to 1000. http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/researchers-believe-a-biological-revolution-enabling-humans-to-experience-everlasting-youthfulness-is-coming/story-fnpjxnqt-1227304902553 Thank you. Yup, his arse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted April 16, 2015 Here is the link to my earlier post about living to 1000. http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/researchers-believe-a-biological-revolution-enabling-humans-to-experience-everlasting-youthfulness-is-coming/story-fnpjxnqt-1227304902553 Thank you. Yup, his arse. 80% of statistics are made up. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
