Joey Russ 7,220 Posted July 5, 2019 Let’s take a moment to honor the intellect of this congressman from Iowa. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,391 Posted July 9, 2019 Just watched the ITV Debate: Britain’s Next Prime Minister. That was just about the worst thing I’ve ever seen. Ever. The single worst thing. Not just politically, I mean out of everything. Jesus riverdancing Christ. Childish arguing, no real scrutiny for either of them, just Johnson doing nothing but being a gibbering arse tumour of a human being and answering questions by making the moronic (and entirely Tory voting or occasional Tory voting, apparently) audience laugh and forget what the question was, and Hunt just generally sounding like a 28 carat shite and failing to provide any detail (particularly about his “10 point plan for Brexit”, which he brought with him but never showed, explained or even touched on the content of it). Best case scenario, aside from both their chauffeur driven Jags crashing head on into each other on the way home, is that Hunt becomes PM and is at best only as shit as Theresa May. But I’m willing to believe that more than 50% of the Tory membership are morons, who’ll naturally vote Johnson because they haven’t the mental capacity for fear of this absolute weapons grade shithouse fisting this already broken country to the gall bladder with his sheer ineptitude. If you haven’t seen it but are planning to catch up on it, make sure you’re in a foul mood already so there’s no fucking comedown. Get on a plane, everyone in the UK. We’re buggered. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted July 9, 2019 Didn't watch it at all. Pointless as its not an election I would be involved in. Hellfire, there are only a few thousand that can vote. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,391 Posted July 9, 2019 6 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said: Didn't watch it at all. Pointless as its not an election I would be involved in. Hellfire, there are only a few thousand that can vote. Tory membership is only 0.3% of the electorate and they're choosing between a twat and a prat. But, of course, though we're not involved in the election, we're shafted one way or another by the result of it. Fair, innit? The Tories expect you to eat their arseholes and then punish and mock you for not knowing what wine goes best with arsehole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,577 Posted July 10, 2019 9 hours ago, Paul Bearer said: Didn't watch it at all. Pointless as its not an election I would be involved in. Hellfire, there are only a few thousand that can vote. I share an office with someone who can actually vote. She doesn't want either but will probably vote Hunt to keep her conscience clear if Boris gets in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddyfool 379 Posted July 10, 2019 Given that 54% of Tory party members polled think that Donald Trump would make a good UK prime minister, I think that BoJo may have this in the bag https://www.businessinsider.com/poll-donald-trump-would-make-good-british-prime-minister-tories-2019-7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted July 10, 2019 This seems more by design than accident. Destroy the UK's world relationships so it'll have no choice but to remain. To the remoaners you need to ask yourselves why our govt is so desperate and hellbent to have us stay in the EU? I guarantee you it isn't because ordinary people's lives will be better within the EU and we'll have more freedom and money etc!Chances are it's the opposite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,044 Posted July 22, 2019 Exclusive footage of the 1922 Committee watching the handover of power in the UK from Tezza May to BawJaws Johnson has arrived: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,044 Posted July 23, 2019 Ahhh, the true face of the Conservative and Unionist Party shown in this clip - the Conservative and English Nationalist Party: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-scotland-49079023/english-nationalism-jog-on-scotland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted July 23, 2019 VoNC by Thusday? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted July 23, 2019 Quote They voted for Tony, and yet they now get Gordon, and a transition about as democratically proper as the transition from Claudius to Nero. It is a scandal. ‘The extraordinary thing is that it looks as though he will now be in 10 Downing Street for three years, and without a mandate from the British people.’ - Boris JohnsonHe further described Brown’s promotion to Prime Minister as a ‘palace coup’ before calling for an election ‘without delay’. Boris Johnson on the appointment of Gordon Brown. Come on the Bojo call an election. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted July 23, 2019 Corbyn throwing the VonC threat out again. 'at a time of our choosing and it will be an interesting surpride' Just do it Jezza 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,391 Posted July 23, 2019 You couldn’t make it up. You really couldn’t. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddyfool 379 Posted July 23, 2019 Yeah.... no. "Boris Johnson... They call him Britain Trump, and that's a good thing. They like me over there! That's what they wanted!" Although BoJo the Bozo could indeed be a British baby brother to Don the Con, that's definitely not a good thing. And it's only what a fraction of 1% of the British electorate wanted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted July 23, 2019 Hold the front pages..... Incompetent alcoholic and all round piece of shit Jared O'Mara's (very recently former) communications guy Gareth Arnold is tearing him a new one on twitter. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted July 23, 2019 21 minutes ago, Deathray said: Hold the front pages..... Incompetent alcohol and all round piece of shit Jared O'Mara's (very recently former) communications guy Gareth Arnold is tearing him a new one on twitter. Ah vodka at 11, reminds me of uni. Strong suggestion of booze and other issues makes him medium term one of ours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted July 23, 2019 1 minute ago, msc said: Going to be interesting to see the damage limitation or lack thereof when Jared wakes up from his latest bender tomorrow/the day after/in a few weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted July 23, 2019 19 minutes ago, msc said: Ah vodka at 11, reminds me of uni. Strong suggestion of booze and other issues makes him medium term one of ours. Definite seems to be a Gazza in politics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,044 Posted July 24, 2019 Fluffy Mundell lost job as Scottish Secretary. Wonder which of the remaining Scottish Tory toady lickspittles Bawjaws will appoint? They are all only just in the door. Of course, he could go and appoint a Scot representing an English constituency. Like the complete arse he is... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,044 Posted July 24, 2019 Well, bejebus, Liz Truss Trade Secretary! Indignation about foreign cheese leads to the person who will negotiate our trade deals around the world. Scotland moves closer to independence.... 1 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted July 24, 2019 Fucking hell Rees Mogg to Leader of the House.... Online exclusive coming soon: Bercow v Mogg: The Final Battle in Legislative Pedantry 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,391 Posted July 25, 2019 Nice one, Boris. Great Cabinet. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,087 Posted July 25, 2019 Rees Mogg and the DUP together at last. Set your watches back a century or two. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
