msc 18,565 Posted August 16, 2016 He's making Eric Joyce look a rank amateur in comparison. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,706 Posted August 26, 2016 Another update on Danczuk - the gift that keeps on giving - is that he's in hte market for a new assistant. Any buxom nymphomaniacs with reality television ambitions would - allegedly - be well advised to apply. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,706 Posted September 4, 2016 Nice to see one of my picks - Keith Vaz - splattered over the Sunday Mirror in a career damaging expose of apparent conflicts of interest Couldn't happen to a nicer santimonious twat, or summat 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,370 Posted September 6, 2016 Nice to see one of my picks - Keith Vaz - splattered over the Sunday Mirror in a career damaging expose of apparent conflicts of interest Couldn't happen to a nicer santimonious twat, or summat I have a feeling this is the tip of the iceberg.Vazeline is as dodgy as they come. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,706 Posted September 10, 2016 Nice to see one of my picks - Keith Vaz - splattered over the Sunday Mirror in a career damaging expose of apparent conflicts of interest Couldn't happen to a nicer santimonious twat, or summat I have a feeling this is the tip of the iceberg.Vazeline is as dodgy as they come. Yeah, I thought that was fairly common rumour knowledge, surprised he wasn't a pick on most teams. Wouldn't be surprised to see him out of parliament before the current term ends. Then again, Theresa May's grammar school rant yesterday was shot through with a load of one-liners designed to appeal to the fabled middle ground. If - as expected - Labour re-elect Jezza and the Liberals remain a rump who could meet in a mini bus and walk down the street without danger of being asked for a selfie moment I wonder if Theresa May will launch a couple of other middle ground grabs and then find some half-plausible excuse to call an early election a storm home against unelectable opposition in England and Wales Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted September 10, 2016 Keith Vaz's constituents protest outside his two Leicester offices asking him to stand down as MP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,706 Posted September 10, 2016 Keith Vaz's constituents protest outside his two Leicester offices asking him to stand down as MP Get in!! (constituents) Get out! (Vaz) Gimmee some points to knock a hole in Young Maryport's lead 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted September 10, 2016 I personally don't care where the man chooses to put his penis and if he needs drugs then what they hey. If he can't get to work because of it then that's an issue. What I do object to is that Vaz is a book burning homeopath. The only way he's going though is if there's a recall petition and that will be ultra difficult for Corbyn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,370 Posted September 12, 2016 Cameron resigns as MP for Witney. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,276 Posted September 12, 2016 Cameron resigns as MP for Witney. Indeed he does. Shows that he only ever cared about his career and control freakery. He thought he was so strong he would win the referendum easily. Now he doesn't even give a damn about his constituents and walks away from them. Pathetic. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted September 12, 2016 Cameron resigns as MP for Witney. Indeed he does. Shows that he only ever cared about his career and control freakery. He thought he was so strong he would win the referendum easily. Now he doesn't even give a damn about his constituents and walks away from them. Pathetic. But focusing on what's important, did anyone pick him? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,370 Posted September 12, 2016 Cameron resigns as MP for Witney. Indeed he does. Shows that he only ever cared about his career and control freakery. He thought he was so strong he would win the referendum easily. Now he doesn't even give a damn about his constituents and walks away from them. Pathetic. I think it is wholly wrong to resign as an MP mid term unless you are ill or a close relative is ill.It is wrong on your.constituents just to piss off because your career has gone down the shitter. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,758 Posted September 12, 2016 Cameron resigns as MP for Witney. Indeed he does. Shows that he only ever cared about his career and control freakery. He thought he was so strong he would win the referendum easily. Now he doesn't even give a damn about his constituents and walks away from them. Pathetic. But focusing on what's important, did anyone pick him? Yup. Kerching! The minute he told Lansdale he wasn't standing for a third term I knew he wouldn't see the parliament out. Didn't think it would come through quite these circumstances mind... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted September 12, 2016 Ex-PMs don't have that stick-ability like Ted Heath did - propped up in the chamber grumbling about what might have been for years and years and years... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,706 Posted September 12, 2016 Cameron resigns as MP for Witney. Indeed he does. Shows that he only ever cared about his career and control freakery. He thought he was so strong he would win the referendum easily. Now he doesn't even give a damn about his constituents and walks away from them. Pathetic. I think it is wholly wrong to resign as an MP mid term unless you are ill or a close relative is ill.It is wrong on your.constituents just to piss off because your career has gone down the shitter. Lay off, he's on my team - I entirely commend the selfless actions of this great statesman, or summat 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted September 13, 2016 Cameron resigns as MP for Witney. Indeed he does. Shows that he only ever cared about his career and control freakery. He thought he was so strong he would win the referendum easily. Now he doesn't even give a damn about his constituents and walks away from them. Pathetic. I think it is wholly wrong to resign as an MP mid term unless you are ill or a close relative is ill.It is wrong on your.constituents just to piss off because your career has gone down the shitter. Lay off, he's on my team - I entirely commend the selfless actions of this great statesman, or summat I may be wrong, but I can't imagine Cameron did a lot of sorting out of disputes over fences, or stopping long haired types making too much noise with their beat music. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,565 Posted September 14, 2016 Gordon Brown lasted 5 years as a former PM in the House of Commons. Jim Callaghan lasted thirteen. Ted Heath, 27. David Cameron... 2 months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted September 14, 2016 Gordon Brown lasted 5 years as a former PM in the House of Commons. Jim Callaghan lasted thirteen. Ted Heath, 27. David Cameron... 2 months. still longer than Tony Blairs 2 minutes though ! incidentally word is the by election will be held on October 20, same day as the by election caused by Jo Cox's murder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted September 14, 2016 Is that the word on the street? Just can't see Huggy Bear keeping below the radar in Witney. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,654 Posted September 19, 2016 Cameron resigns as MP for Witney. Indeed he does. Shows that he only ever cared about his career and control freakery. He thought he was so strong he would win the referendum easily. Now he doesn't even give a damn about his constituents and walks away from them. Pathetic. I think it is wholly wrong to resign as an MP mid term unless you are ill or a close relative is ill.It is wrong on your.constituents just to piss off because your career has gone down the shitter. Lay off, he's on my team - I entirely commend the selfless actions of this great statesman, or summat I may be wrong, but I can't imagine Cameron did a lot of sorting out of disputes over fences, or stopping long haired types making too much noise with their beat music. Clearly you have not been to Witney. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,654 Posted September 19, 2016 I take a week off and Cameron throws in the towel. For the three players who picked him that is 10 points. 40 Points RockHopperPenguin The Engineer Voice of Young Maryport Rover & Out 30 Points Bibliogryphon Shaun of the Dead Rotton Ali Time 10 Points The Dead Cow MPFC Still to Score Young Willz DeathRay Sir Creep Handrejka Msc Phantom Manuel Witney is on paper a safe Tory seat but a strong LD challenge could in theory cause an upset. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,565 Posted September 19, 2016 Hang on, I didn't pick Cameron? What was on I when I came up with the list for this thing? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted September 19, 2016 Cameron resigns as MP for Witney. Indeed he does. Shows that he only ever cared about his career and control freakery. He thought he was so strong he would win the referendum easily. Now he doesn't even give a damn about his constituents and walks away from them. Pathetic. I think it is wholly wrong to resign as an MP mid term unless you are ill or a close relative is ill.It is wrong on your.constituents just to piss off because your career has gone down the shitter. Lay off, he's on my team - I entirely commend the selfless actions of this great statesman, or summat I may be wrong, but I can't imagine Cameron did a lot of sorting out of disputes over fences, or stopping long haired types making too much noise with their beat music. Clearly you have not been to Witney. Has Cameron? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,706 Posted September 19, 2016 I take a week off and Cameron throws in the towel. For the three players who picked him that is 10 points. 40 Points RockHopperPenguin The Engineer Voice of Young Maryport Rover & Out 30 Points Bibliogryphon Shaun of the Dead Rotton Ali Time 10 Points The Dead Cow MPFC Still to Score Young Willz DeathRay Sir Creep Handrejka Msc Phantom Manuel Witney is on paper a safe Tory seat but a strong LD challenge could in theory cause an upset. Young Maryport's smugness may take a minor knock if Keith Vaz is de-selected Bring it on 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,249 Posted September 19, 2016 Clearly you have not been to Witney. Has Cameron? Of course he has. For a pint of Black Wych by the look of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
