Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 26, 2016 Yes, it's in... Who is IMGONESOLONG? They owe me a hug. Bah! SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,327 Posted January 26, 2016 I have some ideas about Cecil Parkinson`s tagline next update: Cecil Shagged out Cecil`s knackered Parkinson has a stiffy...and this time he isn`t pleased to see you Cecil runs out of energy Cecil `s final climax Parkinson looks perky They are all shit but oh well I tried! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest punner Posted January 26, 2016 Cecil the Lying Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,581 Posted January 26, 2016 I have some ideas about Cecil Parkinson`s tagline next update: Cecil Shagged out Cecil`s knackered Parkinson has a stiffy...and this time he isn`t pleased to see you Cecil runs out of energy Cecil `s final climax Parkinson looks perky They are all shit but oh well I tried! I used that one for my work game update. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,526 Posted January 26, 2016 Parkie can no longer keep you off the Flora 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 26, 2016 Seems with the other bonuses flying around that '2 hits in one day' bonus would have been a natural.Alas I'll have to dream my dreamy little dreams about what could have been (Jan 6, Hassan Asif, Pat Harrington Jr) SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted January 26, 2016 Seems with the other bonuses flying around that '2 hits in one day' bonus would have been a natural. Alas I'll have to dream my dreamy little dreams about what could have been (Jan 6, Hassan Asif, Pat Harrington Jr) SC I too have broached that as worthy of bonus consideration, but no one nibbled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted January 28, 2016 Latest update... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,044 Posted January 29, 2016 2016 - Round Up #3 Gordon Goody: http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=8629&p=251476 (Guardian Obit In Link) Frank Finlay CBE: http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=8127&p=251620 Independent Obit: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/frank-finlay-dead-british-oscar-nominated-actor-who-played-opposite-olivier-dies-aged-89-a6844566.html Sir Terry Wogan: http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=8683&p=251661 (BBC Obit In Link) Tony Beard: http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=3090&p=251742 Awaiting Obit. Gregory Hudgens: http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=6254&p=251780 (Mail Obit In Link) Linda Horan: http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=8613&p=252088 (Mail Obit In Link) Mark Farren: http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=8629&p=252225 BBC Obit: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35481068 Edgar Whitcomb: http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=8677&p=252499 (Mail Obit In Link) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,972 Posted January 30, 2016 Some news on the terminally ill non-celebrities on my team: Tom Bradshaw actually died in December, but it was only made public in January: http://www.worksopguardian.co.uk/news/local/worksop-tributes-paid-to-incredible-husband-dad-and-raf-airman-who-lost-battle-with-cancer-aged-23-1-7658390 Bad luck, but such cases had to be expected.... Jake Bailey's (the student with the inspirational speech) cancer is in remission: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3422578/Jake-Bailey-New-Zealand-amazing-speech-battling-cancer-announces-disease-remission.html On the other hand, relatively obitable Charlotte Eades rather has weeks instead of months left to live, if you watch her youtube videos. Should she die before Joey Feek, she might put Shameless into the virtual lead once more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,975 Posted February 2, 2016 Alright, here are mine: The Love Boat 1. Joey Feek (joker) 2. Peter Esterhazy 3. Pierre Boulez 4. Vera Caslavska 5. Rowena Kincaid 6. Paul Cox 7. Ronald Mulkearns (a unique? time doesn't have him. Edit: No, DDT has him. I already realized we think too much alike, see: Gary Haggarty.) 8. Linda Horan 9. Bonnie Brown 10. Kris Travis 11. Geoffrey Robinson 12. Yoshiro Nakamatsu 13. Andrew Yeaman 14. Martin Crowe 15. Jackie Storrar 16. Errol Christie 17. René Angelil 18. G. Monty Brinson 19. Michel Delpech 20. Gary Haggarty Horan has died, and got the requisite obit: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-3427312/Ailing-woman-sued-state-marijuana-dies.html 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,972 Posted February 2, 2016 Alright, here are mine: The Love Boat 1. Joey Feek (joker) 2. Peter Esterhazy 3. Pierre Boulez 4. Vera Caslavska 5. Rowena Kincaid 6. Paul Cox 7. Ronald Mulkearns (a unique? time doesn't have him. Edit: No, DDT has him. I already realized we think too much alike, see: Gary Haggarty.) 8. Linda Horan 9. Bonnie Brown 10. Kris Travis 11. Geoffrey Robinson 12. Yoshiro Nakamatsu 13. Andrew Yeaman 14. Martin Crowe 15. Jackie Storrar 16. Errol Christie 17. René Angelil 18. G. Monty Brinson 19. Michel Delpech 20. Gary Haggarty Horan has died, and got the requisite obit: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-3427312/Ailing-woman-sued-state-marijuana-dies.html Fuck yeah! One of the gambles, but then the Daily Mail prints every AP thing now. Now I need Andrew Yeaman to die and obit, and I might think about something big. Also, the second unique hit for my main team. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted February 3, 2016 I notice only one person picked the aging gangster Whitey Bulger despite Johnny Depp playing him in a movie last year. Proof of Hollywood's declining influence? Also, when it comes to things you learn from following the DDP, skier Bill Johnson (from the latest update) had a really miserable last 15 years of his life (or more) which TMIB's obit kind of underegged... one of those "grim" sports stories that I never knew before. Reading the bottom half of his wiki is not for the easily depressed! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 3, 2016 Alright, here are mine: The Love Boat 1. Joey Feek (joker) 2. Peter Esterhazy 3. Pierre Boulez 4. Vera Caslavska 5. Rowena Kincaid 6. Paul Cox 7. Ronald Mulkearns (a unique? time doesn't have him. Edit: No, DDT has him. I already realized we think too much alike, see: Gary Haggarty.) 8. Linda Horan 9. Bonnie Brown 10. Kris Travis 11. Geoffrey Robinson 12. Yoshiro Nakamatsu 13. Andrew Yeaman 14. Martin Crowe 15. Jackie Storrar 16. Errol Christie 17. René Angelil 18. G. Monty Brinson 19. Michel Delpech 20. Gary Haggarty Horan has died, and got the requisite obit: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-3427312/Ailing-woman-sued-state-marijuana-dies.html Fuck yeah! One of the gambles, but then the Daily Mail prints every AP thing now. Now I need Andrew Yeaman to die and obit, and I might think about something big.Also, the second unique hit for my main team. I See you've Delpech crossed off but Brinson not. To date (and my impeccable knowledge) no one has posted an obit for Delpech that would pass the Sir Creep Test. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,526 Posted February 3, 2016 Mark Farren dead, that's going to be a nice fillip to some potential contenders this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,466 Posted February 3, 2016 Some potential contenders...and Pan Breed! The first time I've ever successfully read between the lines on a pick potentially getting better. Three hits in 34 days, with a joker and a half dozen other picks teetering precariously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,526 Posted February 3, 2016 I See you've Delpech crossed off but Brinson not. To date (and my impeccable knowledge) no one has posted an obit for Delpech that would pass the Sir Creep Test.SC The Independent, who I always assumed would be the place to give us the Delpech obit (mainly based on them doing one for Little Tony in 2013), are definitely going through their backlog at the moment, their last three obits all died in late 2015 (Donald Sinden's brother, some cocktail brer and an art collector). So I think we're within ten days of them doing one for Mr Wight Is Wight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pedro67 232 Posted February 3, 2016 Shame no-one took a punt on Lord Lucan. Could have added it to the Strickland debate :-) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,972 Posted February 3, 2016 Mark Farren dead, that's going to be a nice fillip to some potential contenders this year. Ah, the candidate with the potential to hurt me the most, has died... A huge error of mine, I think I replaced him on Dec. 30th with Jackie Storrar. A shame for Mr. Farren, I really thought he looked good to last for a while, a bit like Christie Dignam who apparently returns onto the agenda in 2017. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,975 Posted February 3, 2016 4 hits now, and Farren was someone I'd pegged as 50/50. Sad story, but a nice boost pointswise... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,972 Posted February 3, 2016 Alright, here are mine: The Love Boat 1. Joey Feek (joker) 2. Peter Esterhazy 3. Pierre Boulez 4. Vera Caslavska 5. Rowena Kincaid 6. Paul Cox 7. Ronald Mulkearns (a unique? time doesn't have him. Edit: No, DDT has him. I already realized we think too much alike, see: Gary Haggarty.) 8. Linda Horan 9. Bonnie Brown 10. Kris Travis 11. Geoffrey Robinson 12. Yoshiro Nakamatsu 13. Andrew Yeaman 14. Martin Crowe 15. Jackie Storrar 16. Errol Christie 17. René Angelil 18. G. Monty Brinson 19. Michel Delpech 20. Gary Haggarty Horan has died, and got the requisite obit: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-3427312/Ailing-woman-sued-state-marijuana-dies.html Fuck yeah! One of the gambles, but then the Daily Mail prints every AP thing now. Now I need Andrew Yeaman to die and obit, and I might think about something big.Also, the second unique hit for my main team. I See you've Delpech crossed off but Brinson not. To date (and my impeccable knowledge) no one has posted an obit for Delpech that would pass the Sir Creep Test. SC Yeah, it's corrected now (I cross off the names regardless of obits.). I'm in the first week of my new job (it's great, indeed, but on the other hand, it was also really necessary.) and I'm not quite up-to-date with everything. I think my excel list is already missing five new cancer mums. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted February 3, 2016 I think my excel list is already missing five new cancer mums. There must be more to life than this? Surely? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,972 Posted February 3, 2016 I think my excel list is already missing five new cancer mums. There must be more to life than this? Surely? Haha, thankfully, there is, Mr. I-picked-Aden-Hailu. But I admit, the boredom of my old work, and the possibility to use the internet liberally during that time, was one of about three main incentives to create that theme team. I'm glad that time is over, because I wanted to feel more useful again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,972 Posted February 4, 2016 I prefer this one: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites