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Howard Marks aged 70 RIP

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Howard Marks aged 70 RIP

I knew he wouldn't let me down.

 

Edit: Wait... all I see is a Wikipedia edit.

No actual obits. At least none I could find.

Hoax?

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Howard Marks aged 70 RIP

I knew he wouldn't let me down.

 

Edit: Wait... all I see is a Wikipedia edit.

No actual obits. At least none I could find.

Hoax?

 

Yup, he's still with us. For now anyway. :)

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For an ex-drug dealer, "Howard Marks" does sound a hell of a lot like a slightly-Jewish, corduroy-wearing Sunday Times columnist who fucks his secretary.

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inside information from my Thailand wife. the King of Thailand has died but the government arnt telling as they fear civil unrest on a massive scale

Those are some big words for a 13 year old!

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inside information from my Thailand wife. the King of Thailand has died but the government arnt telling as they fear civil unrest on a massive scale

So you finally decided to register, Guest...

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Mrs Tom Jones has died of cancer

 

Lady Melinda Rose Woodward - known as Linda died after a "short but fierce battle with cancer"

 

 

And a long but fierce relationship with Tom!

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inside information from my Thailand wife. the King of Thailand has died but the government arnt telling as they fear civil unrest on a massive scale

Those are some big words for a 13 year old!

 

Be careful Doc, you might scare her & she'll block you.

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Mrs Tom Jones has died of cancer

 

Lady Melinda Rose Woodward - known as Linda died after a "short but fierce battle with cancer"

 

 

And a long but fierce relationship with Tom!

It's not unusual.

Why, why, why?

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Mrs Tom Jones has died of cancer

 

Lady Melinda Rose Woodward - known as Linda died after a "short but fierce battle with cancer"

 

And a long but fierce relationship with Tom!

It's not unusual.

Why, why, why?

 

He suffered from those funny familiar forgotten feelings.

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inside information from my Thailand wife. the King of Thailand has died but the government arnt telling as they fear civil unrest on a massive scale

bollocks! they'd never be able to cover up such a big story as that !

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Mrs Tom Jones has died of cancer

 

Lady Melinda Rose Woodward - known as Linda died after a "short but fierce battle with cancer"

 

And a long but fierce relationship with Tom!

It's not unusual.

Why, why, why?

 

He suffered from those funny familiar forgotten feelings.

 

 

 

In other news The Sun is attempting to shift a few extra copies with a story suggesting Jones' will now end his singing career.

 

Bollocks IMHO; he was born to do this.

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some rather off the mark assumptions in replies to my recent post apparently I'm female 13 and only just signed up, so wrong on all counts :)

 

 

Yeah, but I'm female 13 and only just signed up!

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some rather off the mark assumptions in replies to my recent post apparently I'm female 13 and only just signed up, so wrong on all counts :)

 

You need to read that again, they weren't accusing you of being 13.

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inside information from my Thailand wife. the King of Thailand has died but the government arnt telling as they fear civil unrest on a massive scale

bollocks! they'd never be able to cover up such a big story as that !

 

 

He was presumed dead back in November last year, but then turned up at hospital.

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Mrs Tom Jones has died of cancer

 

Lady Melinda Rose Woodward - known as Linda died after a "short but fierce battle with cancer"

 

And a long but fierce relationship with Tom!

It's not unusual.

Why, why, why?

 

He suffered from those funny familiar forgotten feelings.

 

 

 

In other news The Sun is attempting to shift a few extra copies with a story suggesting Jones' will now end his singing career.

 

Bollocks IMHO; he was born to do this.

 

Will the funeral be in the green green grass of home, and will Tom be coming home for it. Jeez, let's hope Sir Tom last's a few more years so we can roll out these puns again.

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Mrs Tom Jones has died of cancer

 

Lady Melinda Rose Woodward - known as Linda died after a "short but fierce battle with cancer"

 

And a long but fierce relationship with Tom!

It's not unusual.

Why, why, why?

 

He suffered from those funny familiar forgotten feelings.

 

 

 

In other news The Sun is attempting to shift a few extra copies with a story suggesting Jones' will now end his singing career.

 

Bollocks IMHO; he was born to do this.

 

Will the funeral be in the green green grass of home, and will Tom be coming home for it. Jeez, let's hope Sir Tom last's a few more years so we can roll out these puns again.

 

 

 

You mean Re-Load them?

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