Guest Muzza Posted February 29, 2016 (edited) Jeremy ClarksonMorbidly obese going by these pics, candidate for a fatal heart attack surelyhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3468608/Need-spare-tyre-Not-problem-Jeremy-Clarkson-shows-flabby-figure-Caribbean-jaunt-Gear-pals.html Edited February 29, 2016 by Magere Hein Posts merged Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,469 Posted February 29, 2016 Jeremy Clarkson Morbidly obese going by these pics, candidate for a fatal heart attack surely http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3468608/Need-spare-tyre-Not-problem-Jeremy-Clarkson-shows-flabby-figure-Caribbean-jaunt-Gear-pals.html He looks overweight, certainly not morbidly obese. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImNotHades 206 Posted February 29, 2016 he always looks like that, 10 years ago he looked bad, he actually looks good on this one XD for his age, he's got at least 20 more to live Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 289 Posted February 29, 2016 Although Clarksons teeth have resembled tombstones for some years thanks to his fag habit. When I say 'fag', I mean cigarettes, not young homosexual men... or Richard Hammond. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest guesto Posted March 1, 2016 Don Everly will be 80 this year, after his brothers death few years back, he must be worth a shout? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,469 Posted March 1, 2016 Don Everly will be 80 this year, after his brothers death few years back, he must be worth a shout? Depends on what his health is like. There are a few others around that age that are worth a punt. Scotty Moore will be 85 in December. He's been retired for the past 9 years. In reasonable health. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 289 Posted March 1, 2016 Don Everly will be 80 this year, after his brothers death few years back, he must be worth a shout? Depends on what his health is like. There are a few others around that age that are worth a punt. Scotty Moore will be 85 in December. He's been retired for the past 9 years. In reasonable health. .No idea who Scotty Moore is but I hereby claim the phrase 'beam me up Scotty' when he eventually is, erm, no moore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,469 Posted March 2, 2016 Don Everly will be 80 this year, after his brothers death few years back, he must be worth a shout? Depends on what his health is like. There are a few others around that age that are worth a punt. Scotty Moore will be 85 in December. He's been retired for the past 9 years. In reasonable health. .No idea who Scotty Moore is but I hereby claim the phrase 'beam me up Scotty' when he eventually is, erm, no moore. Scotty was Elvis' guitarist back in the day. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,558 Posted March 3, 2016 I'm only making this suggestion because her name amuses me - so imature https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fannie_Flagg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paytfor 2 Posted March 4, 2016 Hey everyone, I'm new to deadpooling. Just started doing it with some friends from college. We also have a few names to maybe add to the list for upcoming year. Johan Cruyff, 1947, currently fighting cancer. Sydney Poitier also wasn't looking good at the Bafta's. with his 89 years of age, but I believe he was mentioned earlier in this thread. Also, Dutch royal Pieter van Vollenhoven hasn't been doing very well the past few years. He might go this year, he might go next, but we don't think he'll make it to 2019. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,906 Posted March 4, 2016 The fact that Poitier at 89 had enough energy to take a flight to the UK is a good sign he probably doesn't have any fatal illnesses that would make him a likely bet for the next year or so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paytfor 2 Posted March 4, 2016 The fact that Poitier at 89 had enough energy to take a flight to the UK is a good sign he probably doesn't have any fatal illnesses that would make him a likely bet for the next year or so. He didn't take a flight. It was brought to him, handed over to him by Jamie Foxx in Poitiers own home, and his daughter did most of the talking. He couldn't be there due to ill health 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 289 Posted March 4, 2016 Don Everly will be 80 this year, after his brothers death few years back, he must be worth a shout? Depends on what his health is like. There are a few others around that age that are worth a punt. Scotty Moore will be 85 in December. He's been retired for the past 9 years. In reasonable health. .No idea who Scotty Moore is but I hereby claim the phrase 'beam me up Scotty' when he eventually is, erm, no moore. Scotty was Elvis' guitarist back in the day. Thanks for that Phantom.. I should've known that, as one of my ex-girlfriends I lived with for 3 years was an Elvis Presley obsessive. (Though I did just switch off after a week and got into a habit of sneering my top lip, going 'Uh-huh?' and eating a Big Mac whilst having a poo). 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImNotHades 206 Posted March 5, 2016 guys, you should consider Lepa Brena (huge music star on Balkans, queen of folk) in future for your lists, she reveled yesterday that she was again diagnosed with thrombosis for the 2nd time, she had a few falls and bone surgeries and a car accident, all that in the last 2 years, she'll be on my list next year for sure...........i'm not a fan btw, i dislike her 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImNotHades 206 Posted March 5, 2016 my computer went crazy and made 2 posts....this one is edited, ignore it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,469 Posted March 5, 2016 Don Everly will be 80 this year, after his brothers death few years back, he must be worth a shout? Depends on what his health is like. There are a few others around that age that are worth a punt. Scotty Moore will be 85 in December. He's been retired for the past 9 years. In reasonable health. .No idea who Scotty Moore is but I hereby claim the phrase 'beam me up Scotty' when he eventually is, erm, no moore. Scotty was Elvis' guitarist back in the day. Thanks for that Phantom.. I should've known that, as one of my ex-girlfriends I lived with for 3 years was an Elvis Presley obsessive. (Though I did just switch off after a week and got into a habit of sneering my top lip, going 'Uh-huh?' and eating a Big Mac whilst having a poo). Don't forget your scotch and water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 610 Posted March 5, 2016 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3477869/Where-press-baron-celebrate-wedding-Rupert-Murdoch-new-bride-Jerry-Hall-hold-private-ceremony-Fleet-Street-church-St-Bride-s-day-officially-tied-knot.html Andrew Lloyd Webber not looking too chipper in this article - one for 2017? And we thought it might be the groom.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted March 5, 2016 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3477869/Where-press-baron-celebrate-wedding-Rupert-Murdoch-new-bride-Jerry-Hall-hold-private-ceremony-Fleet-Street-church-St-Bride-s-day-officially-tied-knot.html Andrew Lloyd Webber not looking too chipper in this article - one for 2017? And we thought it might be the groom.. He doesn't look ill, he just looks like his face is melting, and he's had that terrible affliction since he was born. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 2,955 Posted March 5, 2016 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3477869/Where-press-baron-celebrate-wedding-Rupert-Murdoch-new-bride-Jerry-Hall-hold-private-ceremony-Fleet-Street-church-St-Bride-s-day-officially-tied-knot.html Andrew Lloyd Webber not looking too chipper in this article - one for 2017? And we thought it might be the groom.. He doesn't look ill, he just looks like his face is melting, and he's had that terrible affliction since he was born. Quite, gives us non Clooney (insert choice of whoever) lookalikes the pleasure of saying to ourselves - "Well, at least I don't look like Andrew Lloyd Webber". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,847 Posted March 5, 2016 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3477869/Where-press-baron-celebrate-wedding-Rupert-Murdoch-new-bride-Jerry-Hall-hold-private-ceremony-Fleet-Street-church-St-Bride-s-day-officially-tied-knot.html Andrew Lloyd Webber not looking too chipper in this article - one for 2017? And we thought it might be the groom.. He doesn't look ill, he just looks like his face is melting, and he's had that terrible affliction since he was born. Look at Bill Wyman, though! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted March 5, 2016 Blimey, Wyman looks awful. You know what he needs? A nice young woman to make him feel young again. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 610 Posted March 5, 2016 Or a new liver - why not combine both? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImNotHades 206 Posted March 6, 2016 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3477869/Where-press-baron-celebrate-wedding-Rupert-Murdoch-new-bride-Jerry-Hall-hold-private-ceremony-Fleet-Street-church-St-Bride-s-day-officially-tied-knot.html Andrew Lloyd Webber not looking too chipper in this article - one for 2017? And we thought it might be the groom.. He doesn't look ill, he just looks like his face is melting, and he's had that terrible affliction since he was born. Look at Bill Wyman, though! i got him on the list this year, you never know i had to edit this....i'm not a fashion designer, a guru or gay but men are the ones who are wearing high fashion clothes on these pics and they all look so clean and good, while women seem to wear very bad curtains. (pics on the page, link) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Happy Reaper 219 Posted March 6, 2016 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3477869/Where-press-baron-celebrate-wedding-Rupert-Murdoch-new-bride-Jerry-Hall-hold-private-ceremony-Fleet-Street-church-St-Bride-s-day-officially-tied-knot.html Andrew Lloyd Webber not looking too chipper in this article - one for 2017? And we thought it might be the groom.. He doesn't look ill, he just looks like his face is melting, and he's had that terrible affliction since he was born. Look at Bill Wyman, though! Isn't that Geldof? This was at Rupert Murdoch's wedding blessing, wasn't it? It was on the news last night and they mentioned Lloyd-Webber but when I looked up the picture changed and I didn't get a proper look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Happy Reaper 219 Posted March 6, 2016 eating a Big Mac whilst having a poo). The circle of life! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
