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well...first Jackson since the thread was created is dead...actress Anne Jackson dead at 90

Umm... I thought this thread was for THE Jacksons (music family and slaves to the industry) not anybody whose last name is Jackson.

 

Anyways, I hope this thread isn't updated again until Joe Jackson dies... I'm counting on that son of a bitch... I'm counting on him.

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well...first Jackson since the thread was created is dead...actress Anne Jackson dead at 90

Umm... I thought this thread was for THE Jacksons (music family and slaves to the industry) not anybody whose last name is Jackson.

 

Anyways, I hope this thread isn't updated again until Joe Jackson dies... I'm counting on that son of a bitch... I'm counting on him.

 

It was intended for slaves....I mean Jacksons only but I decided to expand that last name game...but it's still mostly about those Jacksons

 

And I agree.

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Janet's preggers.

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Janet's preggers.

She married a billionaire....who would have seen that kid coming......as kids these days say #gold#digger

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Janet's preggers.

She married a billionaire....who would have seen that kid coming......as kids these days say #gold#digger

 

 

 

Yeah, she'll be a first time mum at 50.

 

So, she waited a while, then

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Janet's preggers.

She married a billionaire....who would have seen that kid coming......as kids these days say #gold#digger

 

Yeah, she'll be a first time mum at 50.

 

So, she waited a while, then

She's clearly as fucking mental as all the other Jacksons. A 50 year old fanny is roadkill enough without ruining it further by squeezing out a nine pound ball of weirdness.

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Out of her fucking mind. If I got pregnant now I'd open a vein.

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Out of her fucking mind. If I got pregnant now I'd open a vein.

My friend became a Dad at the age of 49.

Just wrong on every level.

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Dad is bad enough, but pregnant at 50? I don't care who she is or how much money she has - she's going to be miserable. If you are psycho enough to want to be a first time mother at 50, adopt. Pregnancy ain't no walk in the park when you're 20, much less old enough to be a grandmother.

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Anthony quin was a father at 83.

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Anthony quin was a father at 83.

Ghandi was 80+ as well.

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Janet's preggers.

She married a billionaire....who would have seen that kid coming......as kids these days say #gold#digger

 

Yeah, she'll be a first time mum at 50.

 

So, she waited a while, then

She's clearly as fucking mental as all the other Jacksons. A 50 year old fanny is roadkill enough without ruining it further by squeezing out a nine pound ball of weirdness.

 

It'll probably moonwalk out of her minge sporting a ginger afro.

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Dad is bad enough, but pregnant at 50? I don't care who she is or how much money she has - she's going to be miserable. If you are psycho enough to want to be a first time mother at 50, adopt. Pregnancy ain't no walk in the park when you're 20, much less old enough to be a grandmother.

My Mum`s Aunt had her first and only child at 50 and my initial response was what the hell but she had a younger husband a lot of money and a great career and has seem to have done fine so far.

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Anthony quin was a father at 83.

Ghandi was 80+ as well.

 

His cousin was 77, which is even more amazing.. for a first time mum.

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Janet's preggers.

She married a billionaire....who would have seen that kid coming......as kids these days say #gold#digger

 

Yeah, she'll be a first time mum at 50.

 

So, she waited a while, then

She's clearly as fucking mental as all the other Jacksons. A 50 year old fanny is roadkill enough without ruining it further by squeezing out a nine pound ball of weirdness.

 

It'll probably moonwalk out of her minge sporting a ginger afro.

 

that kid isn't even born yet and it's worth more then my whole country.....I don't want to be the bad guy here but I don't think that baby will survive :/ not that she's too old but I never thought her body could handle that stuff (even though the Jackson family has enough members to fill the O2)

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She's as much pregnant as she has cancer.

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Janet's preggers.

She married a billionaire....who would have seen that kid coming......as kids these days say #gold#digger

 

Yeah, she'll be a first time mum at 50.

 

So, she waited a while, then

She's clearly as fucking mental as all the other Jacksons. A 50 year old fanny is roadkill enough without ruining it further by squeezing out a nine pound ball of weirdness.

 

It'll probably moonwalk out of her minge sporting a ginger afro.

 

that kid isn't even born yet and it's worth more then my whole country.....I don't want to be the bad guy here but I don't think that baby will survive :/ not that she's too old but I never thought her body could handle that stuff (even though the Jackson family has enough members to fill the O2)

 

 

 

Fill the O2 ? That's about 90% of the earths surface !

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Janet's preggers.

She married a billionaire....who would have seen that kid coming......as kids these days say #gold#digger

 

Yeah, she'll be a first time mum at 50.

 

So, she waited a while, then

She's clearly as fucking mental as all the other Jacksons. A 50 year old fanny is roadkill enough without ruining it further by squeezing out a nine pound ball of weirdness.

 

It'll probably moonwalk out of her minge sporting a ginger afro.

 

that kid isn't even born yet and it's worth more then my whole country.....I don't want to be the bad guy here but I don't think that baby will survive :/ not that she's too old but I never thought her body could handle that stuff (even though the Jackson family has enough members to fill the O2)

 

 

 

Fill the O2 ? That's about 90% of the earths surface !

 

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Janet's preggers.

She married a billionaire....who would have seen that kid coming......as kids these days say #gold#digger

 

Yeah, she'll be a first time mum at 50.

 

So, she waited a while, then

She's clearly as fucking mental as all the other Jacksons. A 50 year old fanny is roadkill enough without ruining it further by squeezing out a nine pound ball of weirdness.

 

It'll probably moonwalk out of her minge sporting a ginger afro.

 

that kid isn't even born yet and it's worth more then my whole country.....I don't want to be the bad guy here but I don't think that baby will survive :/ not that she's too old but I never thought her body could handle that stuff (even though the Jackson family has enough members to fill the O2)

 

 

 

Fill the O2 ? That's about 90% of the earths surface !

 

Arena

 

Ah... THAT 02.

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Next year, I wanna do a DDP theme team consisting of people that, collectively, may have been responsible for Michael Jackson’s death.

 

 

1. Martin Bashir (53 years old): His stupid documentary ruined everything for MJ. I honestly thought Martin was a bit older, but at 50+, ya never know... <_<

 

2. Conrad Murray (63 years old): The evil doctor who gave MJ Propofol and all of that. He is fairly old, I guess. :rant:

 

3. Joe Jackson (87 years old): Yes, without him, there would be no MJ. But, I still think that his talent would allow him to succeed even further if his dad hadn’t fucked him up psychologically as a child. Most likely to actually pass away due to old age. :old:

 

4. Diane Dimond (63 years old): Has been a subjective anti-Michael journalist for years. About the same age as Conrad.

 

5. Victor Gutierrez (Dunno his age): Wrote that stupid book about MJ and Jordie.

 

6. Diane Sawyer (70 years old): Talked trash about Michael in an interview with ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley.

 

7. Lisa Marie Presley (48 years old): Read the above.

 

8. Gavin Arvizo (26 years old): Looked well in his wedding pictures. But if karma exists, then the cancer will return to this ungrateful person.

 

9. Star Arvizo (25 years old): Gavin’s brother was part in the conspiracy against MJ. Recently was arrested for assaulting and threatening a woman at gunpoint. This says it all about the Arvizos, really.

 

10. Janet Arvizo (Dunno her age): The mother of the kids, probably the mastermind behind it all.

 

11. Wade Robson (33 years old): Ok, he was loyal to MJ while he was alive. But since he went all fucking Judas on him :blink: recently, I’ve included him here anyway. Maybe he’ll trip fatally while dancing someday, hm?

 

12. LaToya Jackson (59 years old): Gave more credence to the image of MJ being a pedo by doing that 1993 video. I know she apologized and said it was because of her psycho ex-husband, but fact remains that she (la)toyed with MJ’s feelings back then. :(

 

13. Barbara Walters (86 years old): Was condenscending towards MJ during an interview after Princess Diana’s death.

 

14. Tommy Mottola (66 years old): According to Michael, he is ”very devilish”. :evil2:

 

15. Jarvis Cocker (52 years old): Disrespectfully interrupted MJ during a performance of the beautiful Earth Song. :angry:

 

16. Eminem (43 years old): Michael took offense when Em parodied him in the Just Lose It video. He is a recovered drug addict.

 

17. Paul McCartney (73 years old): It’s not 100% impossible that Sir Paul wanted the Beatles catalogue so bad that he's the one who spread all the weird MJ rumours. Ok, make that 99% impossible instead, I’m running out of names here, haha. :D

 

18. ?

 

19. ?

 

20. ?

 

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Macauley Culkin: didn't settle down and make an honest man out of MJ

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Bubbles?

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Jordy Chandler - the accuser....

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Better yet Kenny Ortega - the guy who worked him to the bone with ridiculously tight schedules in the days before his death

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